man from chicago man i've been in la
about a year man it's cool there's some
differences i noticed
you know like
like the weather is amazing
in chicago it's crazy it was 20 degrees
chicago got real cold that means i'm
cold bougie and i experienced my first
la winter and that was
adorable
it's like 70 degrees are
wearing scarves
double rats
walk around like they own a castle take
that off your neck
the sun is out you know your neck is
sweaty
now you out here with a wet neck
endangering the world
people what necks make bad decisions
hitler had a wet neck the whole time
they left that out the history books
but i love him now man i was in atlanta
i love atlanta i love the
y'all get crazy y'all strippers don't
stop twerking that's crazy
i love atlanta man i was in the airport
for five hours cause they got two inches
of snow and shut the whole city down
that was amazing to me man
people left their cars on the highway
they saw two inches of snow and said
this and got out the car we're
walking come on kids that is not how you
deal with snow
and they don't have snow all the time so
they're not walking confidently in snow
so it's a whole highway for the cartoon
character
that is stupid
when i was in the airport acting a fool
man i was i was smacking people
y'all don't know what code is like why
you smack me that's what chicago win
feels like
turn up
i like to say turn up after things i do
wrong it's great
i was i met this i met this lady though
man i was waiting about five hours you
know and i was i walked up to her and i
was like hey um tanya yeah we've been
waiting like four hours man you got any
kind of updates anything you could
possibly tell us at all when we get out
of here yo she doesn't answer me at all
she jumps right on the intercom
thank you for choosing delta airlines
this is tonya
now i know some of y'all got questions
i got questions too
[Applause]
but right now we ain't boarding the
plane because we can't find the captain
i don't know i don't see him so i don't
know
so if you got any other questions i'm
gonna need you to be like superman
lifting a mustang and hold your horses
thank you
i don't know why everybody's so mad
about these two inches shutting the
whole city down because i shut down
every time i see two inches you hear me
and we are facebook friends cause that
was some gangster to say it's your
job
she was at work
her manager todd came out was like
excuse me tanya uh
yeah tanya you can't say that on the
intercom and tanya turned with no
hesitation it was like todd i've been
working 16 hours every day for seven
days straight
and i ain't got no goddamn bonus i say
whatever the
i want
[Applause]
and todd was like
i'm gonna go on break okay i'm gonna
remember
i keep in touch with her though man i
skype her all the time
i skyped it three weeks ago just check
up on her
it was a day off
i was like yo tanya what's up
how you doing she was like
i'm good i mean these kids driving me
crazy but they mine so they still here
which i feel like that's the slogan for
parenting
like i've never had kids with like
parenting they're still yours so they're
still here
so we talked for a while and then i was
like yo go get the kids i want to say
something to him before i get off the
phone so she runs off right she was gone
for two minutes she comes back and she
was like
chris i gotta go i'm so sorry i left my
kids at the mall what
tanya was so high she left her kids in a
mall
she was driving home like they're so
quiet i'm so proud of them they're not
there turn around
[Applause]
you became a bad mother so fast
you