so what you're saying is: this is a push-up bra for my nose
[WTF music]
first of all we had some arguments in the studio
regarding the name of this
it says kobong
and SooZee was saying it's kind of
like when you have a puch-up bra
it's a lift
like lift
lift, raise it up
nose padding or something like that
I like how you have to do these motions right here
for lifting
there are so many other hand movements
for lifting things
it's not just for boobies
bambabababambabababa
bam tsch bakabakbakbakbabam
well technically everyone that's in England is thinking of lifts as in elevators
right? because lift is like elevator in England
Never question again who is the funny one in this relationship
because it's clearly not Martina
these nose-lift things come in a condom box
it looks like a condom box
I can't... duckyyyy~
I don't think I will be able to be use it, to be honest
yeah because these are supposed to be like bars that you stick in your nose
and it's supposed to push up your nose
it's kind of like a non-surgical
so I think maybe Soozee has to come to help us
because your nostrils are so huge
that it's just going to fall out
well they have different sizes here
large, small, extra small
medium
ok, I'm taking the extra large
do they have double extra large?
Because I can stick my thumb in my nose
but you can't
what are these little ticky things at the end?
I think that's for the harpoon thing to launch
eww... I don't want to do this...
deal with it
this is for educational purposes
where's the condom box?
let's see how this is supposed to go in
the nubbly side is supposed to be down
towards your face
and the flat side is supposed to be upwards
so do me first
do a close-up of my nose
so then I zoon right on in
show my nose
then you're going to turn to the side and then you're going to stuff it up your nostrils
and we're going to do side angles and see if there is any difference in post-production
ok
[sexy intoxication music]
don't flair your nostrils
the point of it is to be normal
I can flatten my nostrils
can you flatten your nostrils?
ducky!
focus!
Oppa, I'm scared!
ok, so here we go
so it bends
first part in
here you go
oh my God, my nose is so tickly
I don't know if I can do this
Ok, that's good
Holy shit, who would want to wear this?
I mean... this is a product of the lifetime... wow....
this won't even fit in my nose
it's bigger than my nose
hello ladies~
welcome to the new Simon
[Intoxication music]
[sound of screeching door]
oh~
Did it hurt?
No
it felt like my nose is streched out
actually this was one of the most satisfying boogers I've ever picked in my entire life
action completed, ok?
Eeeewww.... you smudged your bugger nose thingy at me
And hence the cycle is complete
and I'm going to wipe the other one underneath the table
[laughing]
I have really tiny little nostrils
they're tiny
I will just put one in, in case we have to get Soozee use the other one
there you go
it won't
my nose is so tiny, look!
push hard
I can't do this
my nose is a really sensitive enviroment
I feel every touch
it's like someone is taking a feather and violently tickling my nostril track
PUT IT IN YOUR NOSE!
Noo~ I'm not supposed to
My mom told me not to
ducky, come on
ducky...
no. I give up
I admit defeat
You know that I have a sensitive nose
I just think I'm the wrong candidate for this
but if you want to try this out
because Korea has a lot of cool products
like the double eyelid tape
things that are non-surgical
or if you want to buy this for your friends
and see what their noses look like when they arch up
then you can grab it on Gmarket
thank you Soozee for getting me this product to shove up my nose
Soozee finds the greatest things for us to play with
She didn't even stick it up her nose
Seriously
Soooozeeeee
Soozee we gotta ram it up your nose
SoooooZeeeeee
Soozee, can you stick it up your nose?
Soozee, how big are your noseholes?
are they bigger than Martina's?
or no?
Yeah. I think they are bigger
ok so you're going to get a Small
I used only one
what am I supposed to do?
ram it up your nose
Oh my God...
It's firm
what the...
eeewwww... [S]Do it! do it!
Oh my God.. It's like... so big
Just like I can't...
Nanana~
Winner