- [Martina] So what your saying is,
(robot voice) The future is here!
(upbeat funky music)
So we moved our whole toothbrush supply
into the kitchen during the wintertime hours,
and so we all come in here and brush our teeth
in the kitchen sink...
Yeah, OK it could be gross--
- [Simon] Cause in Korea you brush your teeth
after almost every meal.
- [Martina] Yeah.
- [Simon] Here's what bothers me about toothpaste.
That technology hasn't evolved in like the past 50 years.
It's always just like, ugly tube.
This is the past ladies and gentlemen,
allow us to show you the future.
(funktastic music)
We've never actually tried this--
(laughs)
We just saw this, and we're excited.
- [Martina] So this is toothpaste.
You press down the top, and if foams in your mouth.
And according to the instructions,
you just shake it, and you pump it.
And it says "one, two, pumping" in Korean!
- [Simon] One, two, pumping!
- [Both] Pumping! Pumping! Everybody!
- [Simon] Shake and pump the white foam into your mouth.
- [Martina] You have a dirty, filthy mind.
- [Simon] I just said... Doing the instructions!
Shake and pump the white foam into your mouth.
- [Martina] Simon, what did I just eat?
(blows sweetly)
- [Simon] ...An asshole.
- [Martina] I didn't, ew!
(blows lovingly)
- [Simon] A fuzzy asshole.
- [Martina] No, I had Kimchi.
I need to brush my teeth.
Hey, let's get all right up in my mouth here.
- [Simon] Alright, let's show you how this is done.
Wait, wait, wait...
Tilt your head back more.
Kay good. Open up!
And, foaminate!
More!
Good, you got it, alright.
You got some on your...OK...
- [Martina] First of all, it expanded.
(wails)
OK
- [Simon] OK
Good,
it's in there,
How does it feel compared to regular toothpaste?
- [Martina] (mumbles)
- [Simon] It feels like,
- [Martina] (mumbles)
- [Simon] a ballerina dancer?
- [Martina] MmmHmm!
- [Simon] Uh huh?
- [Martina] (mumbles)
- [Simon] Uh, she got a boob lift.
She's got donuts in the air, and she's pointing them out.
Your messages were very unclear!
- [Martina] You're the worst!
- [Simon] You're the worst!
- [Martina] So first of all, this is really minty!
Oh, aloe mint. OK. Apparently this is aloe mint flavor.
Which, my mouth feels so fresh,
but you could never share this with anyone.
Like if you had this in your house, and someone--
- [Simon] Why can't you share it?
- [Martina] Because I had to put my mouth like right up in it.
- [Simon] Well no you do it the same way that you like,
share water bottles with your friends.
You just hover above your mouth, yeah just like that.
- [Martina] Like that?
- [Simon] You don't have to suck on the tube!
OK I want to try
- [Martina] Are you sure?
- [Simon] Yeah. We use the same toothbrush because we're married,
and shut up.
- [Martina] Ew!
- [Simon] We always do this--
- [Martina] Simon never brushes his teeth at work.
(laughs)
- [Simon] I brush my teeth in the morning,
and I brush my teeth at night.
Two times a day is more than enough!
Here I go.
- [Martina] It's supposed to be two, Simon.
(laughs)
You see it's foaming up, extra foamy.
That's why I said you put too many pumps in!
- [Simon] (???)
- [Martina] You put four pumps in.
You look like you have rabies right now.
What did you think?
- [Simon] Woah, That's way too much.
So the weird think about this toothpaste is that,
when you pump it in your mouth,
it's all aerated and bubbly,
while I'm used to feeling thicker toothpaste on my teeth
So it's a very different sensation, I still feel very clean.
- [Martina] Don't you feel minty fresh?
- [Simon] Yeah, my mouth feels a lot cleaner than I do
with a regular toothpaste.
I think I might actually like this a little bit more.
And you know what,
I don't have to squeeze it from the bottom,
and be ultra annoyed by this.
- [Martina] And I bought the mini size bottle.
There's a bigger one too.
- [Simon] This is the future. I am sold.
I'm gonna brush my teeth with these toothpaste bubbles from now on.
Any dentists in the house know if this is like, better?
- [Martina] Right! Cause what if it's not gritty enough to like,
rub against your teeth?
Maybe it's too gentle?
- [Simon] You can see it's all micro-foamy here and all,
so I'm not sure if this like--
- [Martina] Can you do a little pump onto your hand
so people can see what it looks like?
- [Simon] So it looks like shaving foam.
It's pretty much just like, minty shaving cream
that you put in your mouth.
High five!
- [Martina] No!
- [Simon] High five!
- [Martina] I won't be a part of this.
- [Simon] If you'd like to try out
the future toothpaste technology,
you can pick up one of these bottles
on Gmarket right here.
I don't acctually know if they sell this worldwide.
I've never seen these in Canada at all,
but I'm sold. You need to buy like 30 of these. Woah.
- [Martina] And there are probably different brands too.
Do you think people will go to your house,
and think that it's hand soap,
and just start pumping out your toothpaste
and using it to clean their hands?
(laughs)
- [Simon] Can I actually use this as hand soap?
Hold on.
Oh!
(Sheep bleats)
- [Martina] Simon said a bad word!
(yells)
- [Simon] Oh, God!
- [Martina] You didn't even do that on purpose.
- [Simon] No I didn't, I'm just dumb!