(laughing)
- [Pat] Oh God, I think I know the answer.
- [Simone] I really don't want this to be a trap.
- [Pat] Oh I hope this is right.
- [Simone] I hope streaming's a trap,
cause that's a funny one.
- [Brian] Ah nooo!
- [Pat] Such an easy trap.
- [Brian] Come on, damnit!
(various shouts and laughter)
(clapping)
- [Pat] God dammit! We're Twitter friends.
- [Brian] Ooh we're starting. Ooh we're going right in.
- [Pat] It's Jackbox, we're going right in.
We're doing Fibbage.
- [Multiple] Yaaay!
- [Pat] Enough about you.
Everybody in the comments always gets mad at me
because I never say the enough.
I guess I just say Fibbage about you.
- [Simone] They are furious. They're raging.
- [Pat] I should've--
- [Simone] Genuine anger.
- [Jenna] I mean if the audience isn't going to
keep us in line who will?
- [Pat] That's -- exactly.
the investor certainly won't am I right?
(happy shouting)
Are there investors for Vox Media?
(laughing)
- [Ross] Yeah, Mr. Vox and Mr. Media.
That's actually how they got the name.
- [Pat] That's the voice of Ross Miller. Hi Ross.
- [Ross] Hi buddy.
- [Pat] Let's sound off from there.
- [Brian] I'm Brian.
- [Simone] Hey I'm Simone.
- [Jenna] Hey it's Jenna.
- [Megan] Hi it's Megan.
- [Pat] Megan Farokhmanesh from The Verge is here.
- [Jenna] But originally--
- [Pat] Originally from OG Polygon Don.
- [Jenna] We had her first!
- [Brian] Homecoming episode.
(laughing)
- [Jenna] They took her away.
- [Pat] So this is Fibbage about you.
It's the game where we--
- [Brian] Wait, I'm sorry what is the title of this game?
- [Pat] Fibbage about you?
(group laughter)
- It's Fibbage about you.
- [Jenna] Something the Jenna absolutely will not eat.
I saw you take a breath to say that Brian.
- [Brian] Thank you I'm glad you caught it there.
- [Pat] So now we all enter a plausible lie.
You will get points if you fool other people into
choosing your lie.
- [Ross] Okay.
Oh no.
- [Jenna] Wow, one of these is extraordinarily bad.
- [Megan] Wow.
- [Pat] Hungry for words?
- [Simone] Huh. I think I chose wrong. As usual.
- [Pat] Yeah, thank you Simone!
- [Jenna] More like sa-shit-in-me.
(laughter)
- [Pat] More like!
- [Jenna] Whoa!
- [Brian] It was so innocuous.
- [Simone] Thank you Patrick.
(Overlapping wows)
- [Jenna] I will absolutely never eat my words.
- [Ross] Brian, didn't get it in.
- [Brian] I didn't.
- [Jenna] What were you going to say Brian?
- [Brian] That's what Pat just said.
Right there.
- [Jenna] That's what happened in that round
and that's what Pat just said for us.
- [Brian] One of the weirdest things Simone..
- [Jenna] Wow he can't even say it.
One of the weirdest things
Simone wanted to be when they grew up was:
- [Simone] Huh.
- [Jenna] What?
(laughter)
- [Simone] Nooo.
[Brian] A maritime undertaker.
If that's the fake one--
- [Jenna] God, a maritime undertaker just makes me think
of Bioshock, which makes me think it's a good option.
- [Ross] I think maritime undertaker's
like my favorite WWE wrestler.
- [Simone] These are all good.
I'm giving all of these thumbs up.
- (Pat) This is not a real occupation.
- (group laughter)
- (Simone) I could make it one.
- (Jenna) wow!
- (Pat) Falling into the traps!
Such an easy trap
- (Pat) That would of been so accurate!
- (Simone) you should all know better.
- (Jenna) okay giraffe is not an occupation,
how is that worse than--
- (Megan) Its not, it doesn't ask for an occupation
(cheering)
- (Pat) What about those birds?
- (Simone) Love birds!
- [Pat] Damn!
- (Simone) I wanted to bond with them
on a supernatural level.
- (Megan) Simone has a very giraffe energy.
- (Brian) That's what I was--
- (Simone) No frisky energy though--
- (Ross) Yeah nobody fell for frisky.
- (Jenna) I did not grow up to be frisky either so--
- (Simone) Disagree!
(laughing)
- (Brian) Brian's presidential code name would be--
I wish I had a presidential code name.
- (Simone) What would yours be Pat?
Give us inspiration!
- (Pat) Piglet
(laughing)
- (Brian) I like all of these names!
- (Pat) Oh my God!
(laughing)
- [Jenna] This is my favorite fucking thing.
- [Brian] Want me to put in my happy votes for people?
- (Jenna) I don't know man, I don't know,
they're all so good!
- (Simone) Oh come on!
- (Ross) God that was good!
- (Simone) Yeah it was very tempting
- (Jenna) I just wanted that to be it!
- (Ross) Aw, damn it!
- (Pat) That was my rank in Boy Scouts.
- (Pat) Oh wow!
- [Meg] Oh no!
- [Jenna] Is it strawberry fields?
- [Ross] It is not.
(laughing)
- [Pat] Nobody got wispy?
- [Brian] That would be mine.
- [Pat] Wow!
- [Jenna] Wow what a spread!
Everybody guessed everything except for the right one.
- [Brian] Except for mine, the truth!
- [Jenna] I thought I guessed that one, oh I didn't no!
Damn me! I should of gone for that!
- [Jenna] Oh! Interesting!
- [Simone] Because Meg answered tuxedo mask
for the last one.
- [Megan] I've shown my hand too early!
- [Pat] Quickly, I've got think of something!
- [Jenna] Pat, write something!
- [Brian] Just the first one you think of!
- [Jenna] Pat!
Oh wow!
Oh no!
(laughing)
- [Brian] Thank you for clarifying Michelangelo the turtle.
- [Megan] Some of these aren't even people!
- [Simone] I mean, that's what the lure of animated
characters are Meg, let me tell you.
I do, I want the answer to be Rasputin from Anastasia,
so that as a group we can dig into that!
(laughing)
- [Pat] I was so-- too caught up!
- [Ross] There's going to be a lot of projection
in this answer!
(laughing)
- [Simone] Jenna was saying it at the same time
my thumb was moving and I just pressed it automatically.
- [Ross] I mean, good choice but...
- [Pat] That's got to be it right!?
Wait, what?
- (Group) No!
- [Pat] Aw man! Again!
- [Jenna] Megan doesn't date non-humans!
- [Pat] And yet--
- [Simone] And yet--
- [Jenna] Sonic!
Liar!
- [Megan] You know that sonic is the opposite
of a DJ Khaled?
(laughing)
- [Ross] Yeah it's true.
It's true
- [Pat] Sonic is the opposite of a DJ Khaled??
- [Ross] DJ Khaled has some specific rules..
- [Jenna] Are you saying that sonic will eat you out?
(laughing)
- [Megan] Exactly!
Yeah, yes!
- [Pat] This is like the second consecutive subtext
- [Ross] Some writers just use sub text and
they're just wusses!
(laughing)
- [Pat] The coolest thing that Pat has recently learned is--
Quickly!
3, 2, 1!
Enter!
(moans)
- [Pat] Two people missed out!
(laughing)
- [Pat] One of them is very-- yeah.
- [Jenna] I think probably the Fallout 76
was the auto prompt.
- [Brian] Yes! That's probably it, they caught it early.
Oh God, I think I know the answer.
- [Jenna] I really don't want this to be a trap.
- [Simone] I hope streaming's a trap
cause that's a funny one!
- [Brian] No!
- [Pat] Such an easy trap!
Damnit!
(laughing loudly and clapping)
- [Pat] God damn right were Twitter friends.
- [Brian] Pat comes straight from Twitter every time.
(laughing loudly)
- [Jenna] Finally, following you was worth it.
(laughing)
- [Pat] Alright, okay.
- [Simone] Wow this is so much easier when
you prep it like thirty minutes before hand!
- [Jenna] Stop bragging!
- [Pat] Yeah I had to think about that.
- [Brian] Oh, well done!
Alright, Pat comes first.
- (group) Whoa!
- [Ross] Which one is true??
- [Megan] Is 240 a lot?
- (Group) Yeah!
- [Jenna] A lot, a lot, a lot!
- [Simone] One of these feels more Pat to me.
- [Ross] I don't know which one takes more effort?
(laughing)
(cheering)
- [Pat] Good.
- [Brian] Forget about the Episode 1.
- [Ross] You chose to be swole instead of getting
star wars cans?
- [Pat] These are different periods of my life.
I came close to the star wars cans but was missing a few.
- [Brian] Oo!
Wow!
Just straight out refused--
Guess you haven't been in New York that long so.
(laughing)
- [Ross] These are both very plausible
- [Group] Yeah!
- [Brian] Oh!
- [Ross] What was their objection?
- [Jenna] My hair was too nice.
I have a lot of hair.
I'm like a chinchilla, and so a lot of salons were like
your hair is so pretty I don't want to.
- [Ross] Wait, ninja-- oh I know what those are!
- [Jenna] Bracers?
What are ninja-- oh like--
- [Megan] Weirdly, I can picture you in a Naruto
headband so easily.
- [Ross] Is this a trick question, you did both?
- [Megan] No trick questions in Fibbage!
- [Group] What?
- [Ross] A trick, what a trick!
What a tricky lie!
(laughing)
- [Brian] I don't think they have role-play servers
on Linkedin unless I'm not looking hard enough.
- [Jenna] Well you don't need, you just become a person
you don't need a server to do it.
- [Brian] yeah!
- [Simone] Obviously it was the Egypt one!
- [Ross] I wish, I would love if you just fully
role played on-- just like role play people used linked in.
Just like post an article where it says
'Oh video is the future of online',
and your like good thoughts.
- [Jenna] Yes!
Exactly!
Like norm core role play.
- [Megan] Yeah that's how I get my rocks off.
(laughing)
- [Ross] Wow.
- [Brian] Yeah, yeah.
- [Pat] I've seen you kissing Donkey Kong.
- [Ross] They kept breaking, the battery sucked.
- [Megan] Okay you guys I feel bad about mine,
because I feel like I--
- [Ross] Oh, Come on!
- (group) (laughing)
- (Megan) Sorry
- (woman) that was a really good one
- (woman) one Megan stands in front of a door..
- (man) (laughing)
- (group) wow! (laughing)
- (man) yep, gotcha!
- (man) did you think that was a great truth,
because I didn't think it was
- (group) (laughing)
- (man) awhhh
- (Woman) well that's a matter of your opinion Brian
- (man) Oh my god! Damn, Pat!
- (pat) I doubled our score!
I am the king of lies
- (man) Alright its Quiplash!
- (Woman) No!
- (man) a Jaguar is way more majestical than a forsyth
- (Woman) a jaguar majestic? Are you kidding?
- (Man) yeah!
- (Woman) No! They're graceful, they're not majestic
- (man) well a panther definitely
- (woman) what majesty do they have?
- (man) have you seen the first..
- (woman) panthers aren't majestic!
- (woman) panthers are sexy, they're the sexiest
of all the big cats
- [Woman] Exactly
- They can be both!