The future!
IT’S HERE!
OH CRAP!
What’s going on?!
Is that robot BUILDING things?!
Robots can’t build things!!!
Is that a giant 3D scanner?!?!
What if someone scans my brain??
And is that hovercraft FLYING on BEACH BALLS?!?
That’s my dream come true!!
We’ve got some seriously crazy things to show you today!
Hold onto your heads, so they don’t explode!
All the answers are here!!
Baubot- Baubot, the big bad bot that's here to rule
the construction and manufacturing world.
And just like a teen on TikTok, it’s smartphone controlled!
This thing is like the ultimate construction worker.
It's good that it can do concrete 3D printing and plasma cutting, but can it crack a cold
one with the guys at lunchtime?
I think not.
Who wouldn't want a robot that can plasma cut?
What if it goes rogue and starts building its own empire of concrete?
What if it starts printing giant concrete statues of itself for the world to worship?
We no longer rely on our puny human muscles to do the heavy lifting.You could be sipping
a margarita and lounging on a hammock, controlling a robot that's doing all your dirty work.
Iguana Commuter- Iguana Commuter?
I get that it's an amphibious boat, but do we really need to bring iguanas into this?
What's next, the Turtle Tourist?
The Salamander Sailor?
The Crocodile Cruiser?
Who approved these names?!
It has a cabin, sunshade, and storage.
This is nicer than my apartment.
It has an Underwater camera, so you can look into the eyes of the dolphins you kill.
It goes in and out of the water on those little treads.
They look like the little legs of a toddler's toy truck.
It's like a boat, and a billionaire had a baby.
By the way, this is advertised as a limo for a super yacht.
Who has a super yacht and needs a limo to get from the yacht to the shore?
It's like having a private jet and then getting a private helicopter from the jet to the ground.
Who are these people?!
Revopoint RANGE- The Revpoint Range, man, oh man, what a wild
ride this piece of technology is.
I mean, have you ever seen anything like it?
It's like, this giant scanner, but instead of scanning like a barcode or something, it's
scanning entire rooms and objects.
I feel like I'm in a sci-fi movie, like I'm about to scan an alien spacecraft or something.With
the RANGE, you can now scan your favorite people, pets, and even yourself in just one
scan!
Just one simple scan, and boom!
You've got yourself a 3D model of your bestie.
And can you imagine all the hilarious and inappropriate things you could do with that?
I’d make a million of them and then throw them all through the windows of my enemies.
Or I’d make a keychain of my grandma.
I’ve always wanted to have a keychain of my grandma.
Valeo Voyage Xr- The Valeo Voyage XR is a whole new level of
insane technology.
If you're a single driver and you're getting lonely on a long trip, turn on the Valeo XR,
and you've got instant company.
In your rearview mirror.
What if your virtual passenger gets car sick or something?
Do you have to stop the car and let them out of the simulation?
And what if you're trying to drive, and you keep glancing over at this virtual passenger,
and you get so freaked out that you swerve off the road and crash into a ditch?
But, you know what?
Screw it.
This is some seriously cool technology.
Just imagine the possibilities—virtual road trips with friends who live far away, virtual
theme park rides.
The future is now, baby.
Speednite- Speednite, baby!
The hottest new product in the market for all you two-wheeled freaks out there!
This smart bike headlight is gonna revolutionize the way you ride at night!
Whenever I ride my bike at night, which I totally do all the time, I just duct tape
a flashlight to my head!
Everyone point and laughs; it’s so hard!
The Speednite attaches to your handlebars, but get this, it points wherever you look
due to a sensor in the helmet!
Ain't that some next-level stuff?
I mean, what's next?
A bike light that whispers sweet nothings in your ear while you ride?
A bike light that sends telepathic messages to other cyclists, like some kind of bike-riding
hive mind?
With the Speednite, you'll never have to worry about cars not seeing you again!
They'll be like, "Whoa, dude!
Where did that come from?"
And you'll be like, "From the future, man!
With my Speednite!"
Inbirdie Tempo +- The InBirdie Tempo + is a smart golf putting
mat that has a metronome, and angle measurements and helps you figure out your putting tempo.
No more guesswork, no more "eyeballing it," And don't even get me started on the metronome.
Can you imagine being able to putt to the beat of your favorite rap song?
I bet Mozart would've been an amazing golfer.
Like, what is that even for?
It's just a little ticking noise that's supposed to help you keep rhythm or something, but
in reality, it just makes you want to smash your clubs over your head.
It's all just a bunch of fancy stuff to make golfers feel like they have more control over
the game when really, it's just a bunch of random luck.
Still, I’m sure it’s cool if you’re a president or something!
Micro Hovercraft- The Micro Hovercraft, man!
It's like a magic carpet.
I'm not one to judge, but I'd hate to be caught cruising around on one of these things in
public.
You'd get some looks, that's for sure.
At least you'd be able to park anywhere you wanted since it doesn't have wheels or anything.
But let's be real.
The Micro Hovercraft is probably not the safest mode of transportation.
I mean, have you seen those inflatable things?
They look like they're ready to pop at any second.
And if they do, you're gonna come crashing back down to earth, probably with a nasty
case of road rash.
But that doesn't mean it's not totally awesome, and I would definitely ride on one.
Skyline Robotics- The Skyline Robotics window cleaning robot
is a crazy contraption, man.
It looks like a big orange robot arm being lowered down the side of a building like a
freaking mechanical Spider-Man.
It's like, what the heck?
Who came up with this idea, and why did they think it was good?
Did they just look at a building and think, "You know what would make this even better?
A giant robot arm that's going to scare the heck out of everyone inside!"
First, they came for the factory workers, and now they're coming for the window cleaners.
What's next?
Robots to take over our jobs as professional complainers?
The Skyline Robotics window-cleaning robot is a hilarious window-washing monster that
might lead to the downfall of society, but it cleans a heck of a window.
Trayvax Element Wallet- The Trayvax Element Wallet, is pretty wild,
man!
It's like a belt buckle and a wallet that had a crazy, passionate love affair and birthed
this beautiful, functional love child.
I mean, who wouldn't want to strap that bad boy to their waist and let it do its thing?
It’s got RFID protection, so you can stop wrapping your regular wallet in aluminum foil.
It’s got a military spec paracord.
What the heck?
Who needs a military-spec wallet?
Are you gonna go to war with your wallet?
Is it gonna protect you from a nuke?
If you put it in your breast pocket, I bet it would protect you from a bullet.
This is the kind of wallet that's gonna get you laid, man.
It might even be cool enough to convince you to switch from your pink duct tape wallet.
I don’t know about you, but all this crazy tech has me dizzy!
I need to go drink some water and call my mom!
Holy crap.
Robot arms, boats, hover crafts, and a wallet don’t get crazier than that.
we hope you’re geeking out as hard as we are.
I’ve gone fully insane seeing these things!
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