- Hey, it's Haskiri Velazquez and we're the cast
of "Saved by the Bell,"
and we're picking our ultimate high school squad.
I have to go with AC Slater, obviously.
I mean, I think he makes high school just so much fun.
And I think we can go to a lot of parties together
and always hit the dance floor and never have a problem.
So, Mario Lopez, AC Slater.
- I'll take Zack of course,
because every prankster needs his wing man, so.
- I'm going to have to do Will Smith,
"Fresh Prince of Bel Air," simply because like,
he makes everything fun, you know what I mean?
But like, he also knows how to like,
take it back a little bit.
He's like that good balance, I feel.
And also if I can visit his house in Bel Air, like,
come on now, so definitely Will Smith.
- I would probably go with Will too.
- You can't pick him.
- Ugh, Seth from "Superbad," okay?
- I was going to pick him, too!
- Yeah, because everybody needs somebody that is so clueless
that you can tell them to do anything, you know what I mean?
- Okay, next, I would have to go with Cher from "Clueless."
Hello, fashion sense, we got to look good in high school.
Can't go back to that yearbook and be like,
why did I wear that?
Because it's literally my life now.
She will help me, you know, with my fashion sense.
- I'm going to go with Maeve from "Sex Education,"
because she does not take critique from anybody.
And she knows herself very,
very well and knows where she's going.
That's a good person to be around.
- Okay, so I'm going to pick "Clueless" again, Dionne,
because I think you need a friend
that kind of just tells you what it is.
And that's always going to have your back no matter what.
And I think you kind of need that support,
especially throughout high school where it's easy
to kind of get distracted or pulled
in so many different directions.
She's kind of like, okay, this is who you are.
Earn it, you got this.
- Ooh, it's getting hard now.
- Right now there's like no one left on the board.
There is, but like there isn't.
- I want to go with Kelly, "Saved by the Bell."
Her and Maeve would be friends, put it that way.
- You can't pick your parents, Mitchell.
- Well, it's not in the rule book.
- Ugh, darn it I need someone
who's going to help me all throughout high school
Oh, I'm going to go with Carlton, you want to know why?
Because I need someone who's going to help me with my grades
because I'm trying to party hardy, but also get
to the next grade and graduate, so Carlton, yeah.
I know who you're going to pick already.
- Who?
- Evan.
- No, that'd be funny though, I want Eric.
He'd be a good thing but I'm over budget.
Okay, Evan, yup.
Honestly don't know why, but Evan.
- Just to complete the "Superbad," like.
- Complete the "Superbad" crew, yeah.
- Okay, so first and foremost,
because I'm from south Jersey close to Philadelphia area,
I got to go with Willy from Philly,
the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air," baby.
You know, I got to go with my guy Will Smith
is one of my idols.
He's kind of the template of my career, I hope, so.
If I can have the opportunity to have him on my team
and be a part of my squad I got to take it.
- And you know, it hurts, Dex, I'm salty, but you know what,
I respect it, I am going to have to pick Eric
from "Sex Education," because he is an icon in every sense
of the word. He is Black boy joy, he is an African king.
He comes from an immigrant household.
He has joyful vibrations.
I just love him if you can't tell.
And I think "Sex Education" is such a wonderful show
in regards to having important conversations
and doing it in an innovative manner
and talking about taboo topics.
So I love that show, but Eric, oh my gosh.
And also a British accent.
Like I want a bestie with a British accent.
So my first pick is Eric.
- Okay, love that, okay, so in my next pick,
I'm going to go and keep it at Bayside because you know,
like we want to switch up but also keep it diverse,
but I need a guy who can move like I can move, you know,
a guy who can play sports, but also dance a little bit.
Who's also charming, you know,
we got to keep it in the dimple gang.
So I'm going to go with AC Slater, number five,
as my second pick, I got to go ahead
and get my boy Mario Lopez on my spot, come on, man.
- Okay, I respect that choice.
Shout out to Slater, you guys could dance together.
- Yeah we could dance together, smile in pictures and stuff.
- Okay, my next choice is going to have to be Lisa,
like you know how much I love Lark, I also think she was
just like one of the best parts of be original.
Like I looked up to her
like so many other little Black girls
and also I feel that she would ensure
that my group looked amazing at all times, so I love that.
- I got to be honest, I wanted to pick her, but you know,
I know that I already took Will Smith.
- I mean we would have to fight if you picked Lisa, so,
shout out Lisa.
- And I can't disown our sibling-ship.
So, you know, it's okay.
- Yes, so thank you for not picking Lisa.
So yes, she is my second choice, I just love her.
- Okay, so with my third pick, okay,
so I've already gone through eight of my 15 points,
so I got to go ahead and go with a number one
who I appreciate and love.
And I think we need some female energy
and a voice of reason.
So I'm going to go ahead and add Maeve from "Sex Education."
As you said, Sex Education is similar to Saved by the Bell
in kind of pushing the narrative
of having thought provoking
and cultural inclusive conversations.
So I need to have somebody who can kind of help mediate that
while also bringing, you know, some feminine energy
and some sex appeal with it.
So, okay we're going to keep Maeve,
we're going to keep Maeve on three, on deck.
- I think I'm going to do Carlton.
- Wow.
- Yeah, and that is a surprising choice
because I think Carlton and I are very unalike,
other than like being nerds.
I'm definitely a proud nerd,
but Carlton and I's personalities would be very different,
but I love that he's Afro Latino.
And I also love that he is intelligent and he is himself.
He is proudly his little nerd self,
and I love that, I'm proudly my little nerd Alycia
so I'm going to add him to the crew.
- And he can dance too, he be getting busy,
he gets the little da da doo doo.
Okay, so next I'm a go with, just because we got a lot
of cool energy in our squad at the moment,
I'm going to go ahead and add Evan from "Superbad,"
such an iconic character.
Also, you know, like the straight edge kind of, you know,
quirky cute guy who people love to have around.
So I'm going to go ahead and add Evan on the team.
Because we need him just to kind of, you know,
keep the inclusivity in the group, you know what I'm saying?
- The balance, I like that, you know, a different aura.
I think my next one is going to have to be Rue.
- Ooh.
- Yeah we're going to be a really eclectic group, may I say.
I don't know if we're going to get along.
- Y'all are going to talk.
- Yeah, I don't know if we're going to get along,
but we definitely won't be an echo chamber, so that's cool.
I'm going to pick Rue just because I think that,
although she is a woman struggling,
that doesn't invalidate her value and she's really loyal
and she supports her friends and she loves hard,
which I think is really beautiful.
And also we can have some amazing conversations
about mental health, you know,
and addiction being an issue of mental health, and you know,
how people can heal together and then struggle
with that type of adversity with support.
So I'm going to pick my girl Rue and also I love "Euphoria."
I think that they're having important conversations
in a very different way than our show,
but in a very compelling, cinematically beautiful way.
So yeah.
- Yeah your crew is going to change the world,
and we're just going to help you do it by making it known
that you're doing so.
So in my last pick, I'm a go with Kelly.
You know, I got a fiver left,
so I got to go ahead and get Kelly. You know,
who didn't love Kelly Kapowski growing up?
And also like, since it's not Zack and Kelly,
it could be Dex and Kelly, you know, it's, you know,
we can make it work, we can figure out something.
I'm going to go ahead and text Tiffani about this.
And then, you know, I'll holler at her husband
and my girlfriend about it later, but oh, in this game,
I'm going to go ahead and pick Kelly.
- I was going to say, I was like,
I'm going to let Tiffani know, hey,
maybe you should watch this little interview,
because she's amazing.
Who is next that I want to pick?
- How many of you, I know you only got like two points left.
Oh, you can choose three here.
Yeah, I can.
You help me, because I trust you: Seth or Monse?
- Ooh, Monse.
- Okay yeah, Monse I feel like I could personally,
really relate to. She's an aggressive girl like me.
We can be the muscle of our group together,
and she's outspoken, she's opinionated.
She hangs with the guys,
that very much was me like in college.
So I'm going to pick Monse, yeah, because she's a rock.
I like that.
- You got a squad.
- Yeah, I've got a squad.
- Okay, the first person I'm just going to go ahead
and say Devi because she's cool and someone that, well,
my trait is a girl that I want to hang out with
and I'm obsessed with,
and I think she's really fun and awesome.
And also I love her character, that she's like smart,
but she's also like free in her sexuality
and is just like an awesome person.
And I want to party with her, so Devi is first.
- I am a huge "Sex Education" fan right now.
- He's a huge fan of the idea of educational sex.
- Right, I want people to know about everything, right?
- Just the genre.
- Knowledge, and because of that,
I'm going with king scene stealer Eric from "Sex Education."
I am a huge fan of his, he's absolutely hilarious.
And he always has a positive spin
on something like really messed up.
His energy would just carry me straight
through all four years alone, he's hilarious and I love him.
- Next step for me is going to be, you know what?
I'm going to go ahead and say Zack,
because I just think he's sick and would be a fun person
to have on my team.
And I think a little bit of toxic masculinity,
a small dose of it, is helpful when in a group
with such strong feminists like Devi herself, and yeah,
like Zack is just like fun to look at, 30 years ago.
And now too, but specifically then.
- Right you'll still be looking at him.
I mean, he's Mark-Paul, he's gorgeous.
- Well, if you're going to take Zack,
I'm going to take Slater because I don't know
if our teams are competing, but if they are,
I have to have Slater if you have Preppy.
So yeah, I just absorbed my boy with the mullet.
- But you are more of a Slater
and I'm more a Zack, I would say.
- Fight to the death, you said?
- Fight to the death, okay.
- We're each at eight points, Josie.
- Oh, okay, Belmont knows math, so,
someone's getting a cake.
Okay, I'm saying Dionne because she deserved her own show.
She deserved her own spinoff, I think she's so cool.
And I'm obsessed with her.
And "Clueless" is so iconic,
and she just like had the best style
and I feel like would just be an amazing leader to our pack.
- Let me see, I really want to take Will from Fresh Prince,
but I need some girls on my team here to balance out.
I'm going to go dip back in the Sex Education pool,
because I really am really enjoying that show right now.
And I love the character of Maeve.
She's extremely tough, actually,
I don't know if Maeve and Eric will work well together,
but I want Maeve on my team because if she has my back,
I'm good to go, I'm totally fine.
And she'll punch somebody
in the mouth before Slater, definitely.
- I'm going to take Will, sorry Belmont.
- That's so messed up. Why did I say...I gave you the guy.
- Look, well, he's iconic.
And I also think he could be a really good male leader
and I'd love to see him and Zack's dynamic, like,
I feel like that would help sort of like the spiciness
of our group, and I did think Will would kill it.
So, taking my man Will.
- All right, well, I'm going to take Rue then
because I bet that Josie wants Rue and actually
I'm going to steal. I have points and I love Zendaya, so.
- Actually, I didn't want Rue, but I love Zendaya.
- Okay, well, in case you did,
you can't have her, she's off the board, I took her.
- I am going to have to go with then man himself, Evan,
because I think we need like a little bit more heart.
Someone who can ground us.
I mean, he can give a little bit more of like the innocence,
someone we can have do some of our dirty work.
I love Monse, but I do think Evan is necessary.
It is necessary to have someone lower ranking,
less strong, more soft.
- Right, somebody weak is always good to have.
- Yeah, like you on our show.
- Precisely, yeah.
And I think my man Evan has got that in the bag.
I think I have to, because I just said his name
and that'd be cheating Mark, and I don't want to cheat.
- That's really sweet of you. Instead of cheating,
you're going to leave points on the table, that's good.
- Yeah, and I'm just trying to be a good person.
- God, your moral compass is just so, like, cement.
- It's so cement.
- Is Carlton on the board still?
Add Carlton to my team.
- Hope you liked our squad, let us know in the comments,
what you think.