shit
it's been a while
okay so in the past uhhh
month
i've been like every week going to make one of those and just looking at everything that's happened and be like that's not enough
but then i sit back right? And realise stuff starts to add up
like for example right that girl who wanted to be big ben
bim bum bim bum bim bum bim bum bim bum
bim bum (entertainment at it's finest)
that was like 20 days ago
so i was like yes that's quality content but then a few weeks go by and ya sat there thinking
well how am i gonna shoehorn this into the video
like that
okay so it's been so long right we should probably end up calling this video something like
last month this happened but like
why the f*** would we do that
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okay so i warn ya right this weeks episode is uhhh pretty much one big keith of the week edition
wait hang on what's that who's announced there resignation
what isis?
well that's pretty good that
okay and then it get's even worse
do you remember the "i'm in me mum's car" lass
Girl: i'm in my mum's car broom broom
it's uhhh it's been a rough few years
Girl: I'm in my mum's car broom broom!
random guy: why don't you get out of your mom's car and let's go on a fu**ing sesh
naughty
(and this is why we don't drink alcohol kids)
what is this?
(otherwise this happens)
who is that bloke?
who's dad is that and why is his choice in his career genially been
oh you know what i'm gonna do today i'm gonna make a video pretending to get absolutely ruined with a teenage girl
naughty
like we've all seen some pretty poor life choices during what time on this website but
i genially think this takes it
"someone close the curtains yeah it's a sesh"
what you doing?
right so at least it can only get better from there can't it?
no
so there was a hoax that happened online right a couple of weeks back
i mean uhhh the other day
so someone made a joke article saying that big ben getting a few mentions on this episode
was gonna be renamed massive Mohammed
quite clearly a joke right but it uhhh it went over the head over a few facebook users
no surprise there then
you've got to be kidding me
aww i'm with you like but wait until you see who's replacing the bongs
"so were gonna let you listen to the entirety of this last mid day chime for some time"
(oh god no not the big ben wanna be again)
okay and again not really this week
but then afgan dan got involved in all that sidemen stuff
about a month late it's not really like we can complain
yo it's danny martin, afghan dan
the cheeky bastard
right dan who's that then
right i'm sorry right but those white lines
there is no way that's jack wilkinson
i watch too much of his work to know that that's not a bit of him
okay and whilst were on the topic right Jake Paul's been dropping more diss tracks
on himself
you alright there Jake?
and then right in a nice turn of events
he's went to go and help hurricane victims
now i've seen a few people make this point on twitter already right?
but i want to raise it here to
"here's the best part we don't know what were getting into, we don't know if there's battery, we don't know if there's wifi, we don't know if there's cell service
"but we do know is were gonna bring cameras"
"and record the entire thing"
how's that the best part bit?
so right guys so what were gonna be doing is uhhh helping out some hurricane victims but what you wanna see right what the best part is right
what were gonna be doing is were gonna be filming it for our own monitoring gain (well done)
so moving back on right remember love island
the bunch of people you actually quite liked and then started to gradually despise due to the way they use social media
"eeeyo"
well one of them's careers taken a turn
that Alex one is uhhh been making pound land appearances
i'm sorry right but how do you make a "pound land' appearance
yep lads make sure you get yourself down to the store this weekend
Alex is gonna be with the frozen food
right and then a channel favourite right Mr Jack jones
he posted this photo this week and i saw it right and i was just sat there thinking we can do something with this
so i quoted it and was like who ever makes the best photoshop of the guy on the bottom right wins a tenner
it's delivered so there was team GB Jack jones
then there was Jack jaws
then there was 5 day bender no surrender Jack jones
and then with this being the internet right there were also a couple of other ones that i can't really show but let's just say umm
1945 Jack jones and uhhh 2001 Jack jones
ahhh lovely...
okay and more on a positive note right some guys at reading festival made a sub2Willne flag hero
you mean he went to work
also right what exactly are you suppose to do on your kids first day of school
like sit at home and wait for them come back for 6 hours
okay and moving on right the transferred window closed recently let's not talk about that
but the days after that right sports enlistments chairman had some interesting words for west ham owners
he's labeled them as
would make an interesting badge that would be fair
also and then i saw this headline
i wonder what that is then
okay then to finish of this month i mean week, week
we have this
now that's a headline
i told you mans tinders the devil
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(bye have a great time)