[splash]
[audience applause]
[baton tapping]
- All right, all right,
we're burning daylight.
Let's try and get this recording done
before 1989.
[laughter]
Everyone turn to measure 40,
so this is the new theme song
for the show starring Jerry Seinfeld
called "Seinfeld".
It's pretty complicated stuff,
heavily orchestrated,
and the network wants it exactly as it is on the page.
Okay, one, two, three.
[80's theme music]
[groovy bass guitar music]
[music continues]
- Okay, okay, okay.
Uh, stop, stop, stop.
[clears throat]
- Did we get it?
- Wh-what's your name, kid?
- [scoffs]
Sean Cardigan.
- Oh, okay uh, Mr. Cardigan.
Please have a seat and read the sheet music.
- [scoffs]
O-kay...
Music Conductor: Okay.
Okay, like I said, exactly as it is on the page,
okay?
Ready?
One, two, three--
[80's theme music]
[boo boo, bow]
[boo boo, boo bow]
[boo boo, bow]
[boo boo, boo bow]
[boo boo]
[groovy bass guitar music]
[triangle starts]
[bass and triangle continue]
[trumpet chimes in]
[bass and triangle continue]
[trumpet plays again]
- Okay, stop!
Stop!
- Please tell me we got that.
- No!
- Okay, something's not clicking for me here.
And, and what I'm playing
is so clearly the music for Seinfeld, all right?
I hate to say it, but are you guys like idiots?
[audience laughter]
- Okay.
Sean, buddy--
- No, no, no.
I think that everybody
on this side of the room agrees,
we got it!
[audience laughter]
- What, wait where you going?
Didn't we get it?
Come on, bud, didn't we get it?
We got it, right?
Didn't we get it?
Come on, you agree, right?
We got it, no?
We got it.
Didn't we get it?
C'mon, right?
Right?
We got it, right?
Didn't we get it?
We got it.
I feel like we did get it, definitely.
I feel like everyone agrees.
Right, we got it!
Did we get it?
We got it.
Didn't we get it?
Did we get it?
We got it, right?
We got it.
Buddy, c'mon, help me out here!
We got it.
You know we got it, c'mon.
I see on your face that you think we got it
and you're embarrassed in front of everybody else
to admit it.
C'mon, bud.
We got it.
- Okay, Sean,
I'm gonna need to ask you to leave.
- I think it's safe to say we're all leaving.
C'mon guys, let's go.
C'mon.
[clicking of door handle]
Music Conductor: Okay, take three.
- Ahhhh hah!
Ahhhh!
[crashing]
Whoa ho ho ho!
[crashing]
[everyone intermittently saying, "Sean!"]
Ahhhh!
[frantic yelling continues]
[crashing]
[yelling]
Give it up!
[yelling continues]
[banging]
[wood cracking]
[more yelling]
- Sorry, I forgot my sheet music.
[trumpet plays]
[boo boo, boo khhh]
[applause]
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