- (man) What are you looking at?
- (chuckles) - Come on!
- Holy balls! That was hard.
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
- (FBE) So in this episode, you will be playing a game.
- Yes! How fun. - Ooh.
- (FBE) We'll be showing each YouTuber in this episode four videos
one second at a time and see if they can guess
the video's title. - Okay. Wow.
All right. I'm up for it.
- Are these videos that we should know the title to?
- (FBE) But actually, each of these videos
are your videos. - Ohh.
- Oh, no. (chuckles) - (laughs)
- I have an encyclopedia-like brain when it comes to our stuff.
I'm only gonna need one second of each video.
- (FBE) So you'll only be hearing the audio of these videos,
but so our viewers can play along easier at home,
we'll be showing them the videos. - Wait, I'm just listening to it?
- (FBE) Yup. - I don't even get to see it!?
- (FBE) Nope. - This is horrible!
- (FBE) You ready to hear the first second
of your first episode?
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - ♪ (hums melody) ♪
- Is that Stranger Things? - ♪ (imitates beat) ♪
♪ (futuristic music) ♪
- Well, Rocko, I'd love to hear your encyclopedic knowledge.
- What was that? That was just traffic--
- Lay it on us! - That was the sound of traffic.
- (Miranda) I do not have the patience.
- (amused) Okay. I don't know what it is.
- (8-bit tones) - Got it.
"How Deadly is Bullet Bill?" - Yeah, done.
Maybe we do know our own content.
- Yeah, don't jinx it.
- (man) Hey, guys.
- That's "Kids on Bikes." - (FBE) Correct.
- Really?! - That's "Kids on Bikes."
- Oh, you wrote it! Yeah! - I wrote that.
- (man) Kind of been on the run.
- "Why We Need a Bodyguard." (ding)
(claps) OHH, dude! - Wow. Very good.
- (FBE) All right, ready for the next one?
- (Miranda) I do not have the patience for this today. Yes...
- I say that in every video!
- (gadgets whirring) - (both) Oh!
- I know it! - Wait, no. "No Man's Sky."
- "No Planets Left in No Man's Sky."
(ding) Boom! Yeah!
- We worked it out together.
- (Bryan) Ooh, mamacita! - (player) Off the wall.
- (gasps) - Off the wall!
Something off the wall. - "Giant Spike Ball."
- "Spikeballs with Walls." (ding)
- (FBE) That is correct. - Ohhh, okay.
- (FBE) So we're gonna skip ahead to 15 seconds.
- (Miranda) Yes, the title of this video is true.
It's not clickbait. Netflix LIED to me!
I've been working on season two for a freaking year,
and they said, "Oh, it's coming out on October 20th.
Oh, it's coming out October 20th."
- Is it called "Netflix Lied to Me"?
I don't-- I have no idea. That's my guess.
(ding) That was a 100% guess.
- (FBE) One second of the next one.
- (knocking) - Oh, we're at Parker's.
- So what's a video where we-- - Is it "The Sleepover"?
- (FBE) Incorrect. - (woman) Oh yeah.
- That is Courtney playing one of her mom,
auntie characters. "Every Parent Ever."
Did we do that? (chuckles) - No.
- Did we do-- oh. (laughs) - (chuckles) We didn't.
- (FBE) That is incorrect. - You just named a video
that we've never done.
- (Colleen) So the question I've been...
- I'm literally using the background music
to try to help cue my answer. I don't know.
- (J-Fred) If you wanna know why I'm wea...
- Do you wanna know why I'm wearing this... wig?
Outfit? Stupid costume? - Bikini.
Never wore a bikini.
- (Matt) Pokemon is an infinite... - Which one is it? Which one is it?
- "Pokemon Multiverse." - (FBE) Not correct.
- "Pokemon Go, Part 1." - (FBE) Incorrect.
- We've gone to the Pokemon well... - A few times.
- ...once or twice.
(saw buzzing) - Oh! No!
- I know what that is.
- You know what that is? - Yes.
- It's definitely... - It's about the--
"How to Get a Nintendo Classic." (ding)
Thank you! - How did you get that before me?
- Encyclopedic mind!
- (J-Fred) If you wanna know why I'm wearing this wig,
make sure you watch our previous video,
which was, "What Am I Chew..."
- Watch our previous video... - Wig? Since when did you wear a wig?
OHH! With the troll wig.
"Pie in the Face." (ding)
- (Matt) Pokemon is an infinite well of theory fodder.
Balls capable of carrying gods. - Thanks.
- "Pokemon: Darwinian Evolution." - (FBE) Incorrect.
- "Pokemon: The Science of Gardevoir."
- (FBE) Incorrect. - (softly) Shoot!
There's so many it could be!
- (knocking) - (man 1) Welcome!
Come in! - (man 2) Hi!
- (man 1) You made it!
- "You made it"? I heard a girl there.
No. - Did you?
- Because it was only James. - You didn't hear a girl?
- No, I did hear a girl. I heard, (in high pitch) "Hi!"
- You did or you didn't hear a girl? - I did a hear (in high pitch) "Hi!"
- Can we roll the tape again?
- (woman) Oh yeah. ♪ (soft whimsical music) ♪
- (snapping) Oh.
- Guess it, please. I know you know it.
- Yeah, hold on.
Oh, this is "Every Gamestop Ever." (ding)
- That's one of my favorite ones in a while.
- (Colleen) So the question I've been dying to ask you guys
is why do news reporters talk... - Okay. I know what the video is.
It's me doing a sketch with news reporters.
Is it "Big News in My Life"?
(ding) Yes!
- (man 1) Welcome! Come in!
- (man 2) You made it!
- (cameraman) Why are you here? - (man 2) Date night!
- (man 1) Well, we didn't want you to be a third wheel.
- It's called "Date Night." - (man 1) ...you guys have
a little double date, and explore... - Date night?
- Is it called-- - "The Double Date."
- No, "Movie Night." (ding)
- Wow, dude. You're killing it.
- (Matt) Pokemon is an infinite well of theory fodder.
Balls capable of carrying gods, a world that lets 10-year-olds
wander around aimlessly without anybody getting charged
for child endangerment. - (sighs)
It could be racism. - You could do "Pokemon Racism."
- We've gone through a lot of weird topics with Pokemon.
"Is Jinx Racist?" - (FBE) Incorrect.
- Ahhh! - "The Terrifying Truth
Behind Fire Pokemon) - Oh!
- Yes! Oh, I smacked the-- yes! - Oh my god.
- Holy balls! That was hard.
- (FBE) Feeling better about getting these last few?
- No. (chuckles) - No. (chuckles)
- (Rachel) Should we go to lunch?
- "Should we go to lunch?" Okay, that was my sister's voice.
This is the one where we're on our phones in bed maybe.
- (man 1) What are you looking at?
- (snickers) - Come on!
So is this "James Has Circus Eyes"?
- (FBE) Nope. - (seller) So yeah, just, uh...
- What is this "So yeah"?! (speaks gibberish)
Come on! More time. We need more time. - More time, more time,
'cause I wanted Keith to guess one.
- (Matt) As seen befo... - Who was that?
- That was me. "As seen before..."
That means it's a video we redid.
"Giant What's in the Box"? (buzzer)
- (Matt) Now, I'm a fine of hard ga...
- Oh.
- So this is early game theory. - That's really early.
"Where in the World is Adventure Island?"
- (FBE) That is correct.
- Yes! Yes! - YES!
That's a deep cut. - That one was really hard.
- (scientist) Greetings.
- Oh, no! - That was Russian scientists.
- "Mega64: E3 Predictions"? - Yeah, that's it.
- I only played a Russian one time.
- (seller) So yeah, just feed it a little bit, let it run around,
and you should be good. - That does not help anything!
"Oh, yeah." I really don't know.
- (Matt) As seen before on Rhett and Link's...
- (gasps) - That's Matt! Not--
- Okay. Uh, no, no, no. - That's Matthias.
"Yogurt Tasting Challenge." (buzzer)
- (man 1) What are you looking at? Those our numbers?
- (man 2) Yeah.
- Oh my god, recently-- "Are those our numbers?"
It's the one where you've-- oh, oh!
"Cib's Wilderness"-- no.
It's "The Australia" maybe-- "The Aus"-- no.
- (Rachel) Should we go to lunch?
- (Colleen) No, I have, like, raging diarrhea.
- (chuckles) Me, always. "What Girls Do When They're Alone"?
Is that it? (ding)
See? I could do this!
- (Matt) As seen before on Rhett and Link's video,
if you wanna go check... - That didn't help us out at all!
- (man 1) What are you looking at? Are those our numbers?
- (man 2) Yeah. We're finally, finally breaking even.
- Oh, "we're finally breaking"-- This is a long time ago.
It's about money, not views.
- (seller) So yeah, just feed it a little bit, let it run around,
and you should be good. - (buyer) Are you sure he's okay?
- So I heard Noah's voice. - Okay, I know this one.
- (gasps) I do! No, no, no, no.
- Yeah. - "Every Snake Ever."
- We've never even done "Every Snake Ever."
- Oh. - It's "One Letter Off Books."
- (FBE) Correct. - Oh my god! Really?
- (Matt) As seen before on Rhett and Link's video,
if you wanna go check them out-- oh, man. What happened?
- (Bryan) Did your eyes start burning too?!
- (Matt) Yeah! - (Bryan) It's the crazy glue!
- "Did your eyes start burning too?"
We had those-- - So we had goggles that made--
It was upside down goggles
that had super glue in 'em or something like that.
It was making our eyes burn. - Yeah, and it was burning our eyes.
- "The Upside Down Goggle Challenge." (ding)
- (FBE) That's it. - Nice.
- (man 1) What are you looking at? Are those our numbers?
- (man 2) Yeah. We're finally, finally breaking even.
- (man 1) Good, not great. - (man 2) After all this time.
- (man 3) This is [bleep].
- (man 2) Well, stop editing it while we're trying to talk.
Stop editing. Push pause.
Use headphones. - (man 3) How do you--
- (man 2) Use headphones. - (man 3) Is it the--
- (man 2) Use headpho...
- Did nothing for me. - This is the one--
the first time Steve Zaragoza is on screen.
I don't know. I don't think I can guess it, honestly.
- Yeah. - This is pretty tough.
- I feel defeated, but-- - Am I thinking of the right video?
- (FBE) That was "Here's How You Lose Your Business."
- Ohh, I would've never guessed that. - I would've never guessed that at all.
- I spend a lot of time watching our own crap,
so it's really very simple, elementary.
- Yeah, plus this guy is obsessed with himself.
You know, he'd able to recognize his own voice anywhere.
- (FBE) All right, one second from the last video.
- (man) It's a beautiful day, so...
- It's a beautiful day in LA. - Goddammit. I've started off
every video like that. - (J-Fred) Okay, who go first?
- "Okay, who go first?"
I have no clue.
- (Miranda) I got really good... - That's an old Miranda video.
That's, like, the camera in my laptop from college.
- (man 1) Let's move it, move it!
- Okay, so "Every Navy SEAL ever."
- Now you're just messing with us.
- (narrator) In the not too distant....
- Oh, that's our theme song. - Oh. "Original Public Access Opening"
from 2003. (ding)
It got posted on message boards everywhere,
and our bandwidth bill was through the roof,
'cause there wasn't a site like YouTube to host our stuff.
- Almost put us under. We'll never forget that.
♪ (soft piano music) ♪ - ♪ The floor... ♪
- (bursts out laughing)
- This is Matthew's audition video, which was the first--
it should be the first video on the channel.
- It's not THE first. - I...
- Mm-mm. - The first...
- The first video on the channel
is our proposal video. - Is it a monologue?
Ohhhh. - It's our proposal video.
- Ohhh. - I know.
- (FBE) All right, five seconds.
- (man) It's a beautiful day, so I tweeted, "Any friends
in LA have a four-seater convertible I can borrow for a short shoot today?"
- Was it about the music video? - That's the same sentence.
Come on, use something in there, man.
Come on, please. I got two of 'em!
Just get us one. Come on, think! Use it!
- (whines) - (FBE chuckling)
- I got nothing!
- (J-Fred) Okay, who go first? - (Matt) Mee!
- (Bryan) Wait, are we-- Is there a time limit?
- (Matt) Shut up! - No, that doesn't help. Dang!
- (Miranda) I got a really good comment today for a vlog topic,
so here goes... "Miranda heyyy..."
- (laughs) Oh, Miranda's so different now.
This must've been nine years ago, eight years ago. I have no idea.
- (man 1) Let's move it, move it, move it!
- (man 2) All right-- - (man 1) There you go!
Come on! Lift those knees up! - (gasps) This is when--
this is-- this-- this is when we-- - Oh. Okay, you got this.
- I'm kind of-- - It wasn't a Navy base,
it was in YMCA. (chuckles) - This-- "Every YMCA Ever."
- How are you-- no! - Oh.
- Us doing the boot camp drill. - (FBE) Eh, we'll give it to you.
- I actually sucked at that.
I sucked so hard. - I did great.
- (man) It's a beautiful day, so I tweeted, "Any friends
in LA have a four-seater convertible I can borrow for a short shoot today?
I'll trade you my car in the meantime."
Now, this tweet was met...
- Does the title have "friends"? - (FBE) No.
- Does the title have "office"? - (FBE) No.
- Gun? - (FBE) No.
- Car? - Pistol?
- (FBE) No. - Convertible?
- (FBE) No. - Come on!
- (FBE) 10 seconds. - (J-Fred) Okay, who go first?
- (Matt) Mee! - (Bryan) Wait, are we--
Is there a time limit? - (Matt) Shut up!
- (Bryan) Will you guys-- do you guys not see
that I have the Hulk hands? - (Matt) Okay, we have to roll a die.
Go get the die, Joey. - Hulk hands?
- We were sitting in the chairs side-by-side in the apartment.
- "The Don't Pop It Challenge"? (ding)
- What? No-- Oh, really? - Yeah!
- (both laugh) - You were like, "You idiot!"
- (Miranda) I got a really good comment today for a vlog topic,
so here goes... "Miranda, heyyy.
Please vlog about how to speak Spanish,
because I'm sure you learned a lot on your cruise in Mexico."
- Okay. Is it... "How to Speak Spanish"?
(ding) I'm sure that video
is not appropriate now.
- (man) "Any friends in LA have a four-seater convertible
I can borrow for a short shoot today?
I'll trade you my car in the meantime."
Now, this tweet was met with many a scoff,
but that's when my friend Alex... - That was really funny.
- "Hey, man. I have a bright red Volvo C70
if you want her today. In Burbank."
- That was really funny. And then people were like,
"Oh, you effing idiots." - I don't think there's any hope
that we're gonna get this right.
- (FBE) "Please Excuse My Privilege." - Ohhh!
- Dude, that title sucks! - That's terrible.
- That was horrible. I'm analyzing the video as I'm--
I'm like, "Why is that music that loud?
That should've been turned down." I'm editing the video
after it's been posted in my brain.
- We showed up and we conquered as we always do.
No surprises. - We are the best...
and most humble. I'm gonna call it right now.
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