we want to welcome all south park
parents to fort collins
and the little league division one
playoffs
[Applause]
uh hey guys look we don't want to win so
uh here's a list of all the pitches i'm
gonna throw in order
oh i don't think so south park
yeah you think we want to win then we
have to keep playing this boring game
yeah you hate this game too
yeah and then we won the stupid
regionals and had to do this lousy ass
tournament
we want to play video games oh no
look we're gonna be the losers tonight
all right i don't think so
there's no way you can lose to us we're
going down
we're gonna get creamed no we're gonna
get creamed
we'll just see about that oh yeah yeah
oh boy they're really getting in each
other's heads out there yeah
let's go south park these fort collins
kids got nothing
whoo come on four collins let him have
it yeah
guess that's my guy i can take him no
problem
all right hit one out of the park and
first up for fort collins is
morgan pratt
knock it out of the park morgan cream
these turds
strike yeah
all right all right damn it come on kid
you got at least swing at it
no way i'm striking out dude he's not
gonna swing so just throw balls
that way he'll have to walk to first
base
ball all right morgan
what you have to swing when it's a ball
otherwise you're gonna walk to first
base
don't swing only if it's a strike well
how the sam hell am i supposed to know
if he's gonna be throwing a strike or a
ball
you just have to guess oh jesus
still right two no that was no strike
that was a terrible pitch you need some
goddamn lasik surgery
always south park they ain't swinging
and nothing come on fort collins
this team can't pitch
there you go morgan run run run god damn
it
why the hell did you swing at it well i
thought he was gonna throw a ball that
time
[Music]
strike three you're out all right
ball four what walk to first whew
ah goddammit
safe cry fort collins can't play
why don't you shut your mouth before i
kick your ass
come on let's go i'm right here randy
sit down before you get hurt
god damn it
[Applause]
that's it south park wins the game
i spit oh i'm sorry times again a
thousand america i'm
[Music]
strike sorry you're out yeah
goddammit brian swing really sucks
really sucks fall four
[Music]
strike three how the hell was that a
strike god dammit
what is this a communist country or
something i thought this is america
[Music]
oh
you