It's time for- Food Adventure Program For Awesome People! The fast food edition
So, one of the things we find fascinating whenever we travel to other countries
is that we wanna see the kind of fast food that they have
because every single fast food chain has something different in every other country
And we've never actually talked about the Korean fast food here
and the Koreanization of some of the big chains
Koreanized McDonald's, and the special things that you can only order here in Korea
Yes...
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How am I supposed to jump? I got my pervert stick here.
[M] Oh no, Simon can't get out of the shot [S] I can't- I can't jump out of my own shot
[S] This is impossible now [M] Okay look, ready? [S] How am I going to- [M] Ready? [S] How about both of us jump?
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Taco Bell!
Okay, we're here at Taco Bell, and they have 2 special things on the menu that we've never seen before
[M] So we ordered both of them. We ordered the grilled bulgogi burrito [S] Yes
And we also ordered the fiesta burrito
[M] Bulgogi's actually- [S] It's a really thinly sliced beef in a really sweet kind of juice [M] Yeah, it's been like- it simmers on top of this hot pot
[M] Ooh ooh! I wanna eat like the people do in the Taco Bell commercials, which no one does in real life [S] Let's do it
Woah, this bulgogi here is so sweet, it's like candy meat. Really, really sweet and juicy. You got the spiciness of the sauce and then the sugariness of the bulgogi
You know what it tastes like? I feel like I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza.
[M] Sweet [S] Yeah, it's kinda like if you took all the meat and replaced it with pineapple
[M] Okay [S] That's what it would taste like
(Accented) Okay, sugar on this meat is nice
Yeah, I'm actually not gonna finish this, I did not like it enough
Oh, I wanted to show everybody, these ones have the messages on it, but it's written in Korean
[M] This one says oh~~ no~~ [S] Oh no [M] Oh no
McDonald's!
Looks like a McDonald's. What do we have here?
[S] Martina goes right for the toys. [M] What? Me? [S] How old are you, Martina? [M] No [S] Behave
[M] We have- let's see- a double bulgogi burger [S] Okay [M] A bulgogi burger, we've got more bulgogi to deal with [S] Let's go for the double bulgogi burger [M] No
[S] Of course, we gotta go for it. [M] But, here's what I'm saying [S] What? [M] The bulgogi burger is still bulgogi and double bulgogi is twice as much bulgogi [S] Look,
It wouldn't be McDonald's if we didn't overstuff the bread with gratuitous amounts of meat, so we're gonna get the double bulgogi burger
[M] I prefer not to [S] We're going for it [M] Um, no [S] Double bulgogi burger
[M] Oh god [S] Oh man, that does not look good
Sexy hey~
Oh jeez
[S] Uh... guys? We got this saucy mess of a burger and we're really concerned
[M] What happened here? [S] This bulgogi burger is a disgrace
[M] I don't want to try it [S] We gotta do it, come on. For science!
It's not good
I'm not even gonna dignify that meal with digestion, it's gonna go right into the diarrheas
That does not feel wholesome, guys
[M] We did not finish it [S] Woah...
Number 1: Visually, it looked like it had been soaked in grease
[S] I felt like I could wring that out like a towel [M] Yeah
Ring ding dong, ring ding dong
And it didn't actually taste like beef or pork, it tasted like a mixed meat
Not good, guys
Lotteria!
We ordered their European Fresco burger, which I actually have no idea what's on this burger
[S] Well, I'm sure that Europeans would know what's in this, because this is from Europe. Europeans, what this fresco cheese is? [M] I don't know [S] I have no idea
The cheese comes out and it goes 'fresh!' and it slaps you
[M] We also got 2 sides, we got ojingeo rings, so we got squid rings, like this. [S] 3 of them
And it just- literally, you order it and it comes with 3. And we also ordered the red crab nuggets
There were 6 of them but they gave us 5
This looks like the nicest place we've been to so far
[S] It's a slice of cheese that's been battered and deep fried [M] There's a really small beef patty, I mean the smallest beef patty I've ever seen in my life
[M] That's the cheese [S] Look at the big cheese, look at the baby patty
[M] Alright [S] I guess. Let's go on to the squid rings
Tastes like squid paste
[S] That's not real squid [M] Aw, that's a shame [S] It's just a squid cake, mushed up
[M] Well that sucks, I really wanted to have- [S] Laaaaame. I wanted some squid also
[M] Supposed to be a crab nugget [S] Snow crab nugget [M] Shaped like a heart
[M] Fish cake [S] Crab cake
[M] Deep fried crab cake [S] Still not a fan
This is what a krabby patty probably tastes like
[S] So that's this week's Food Adventure Program For Awesome People, I feel very... [M] Sleepy [S] Bunged up
[M] We barely ate anything, but I still feel gross from the amount of fast food we just consumed [S] Yeah, we had a bite of everything and I just don't feel good in my tummy anymore
If you guys have any special dishes in your country, like if you have a McDonald's in Europe and you have some special thing,
I wanna hear in the comments what your special burger is, or what your special Taco Bell stuff is
And I don't wanna hear any comments from you Americans and Canadians being like
"Oh, the cool ranch tacos are the best!" because I'm not bitter.
[M] You know what, I think we should just go hit the gym [S] For the next 7 hours
[M] Yeah, we need to burn off our bulgogi butts [S] Cause we be up in the gym just working on my fitness, she's my witness