The Intro :\
(O shit)
(Yes)
(Wat)
OHHHHH
Very scary!
(Spooky Scary Skeletons plays)
PREPARE YOUR ANUSSSSSSSSSSSS
(Waiting...)
Okie dokie!
Let's-a go!
La la la hm hm hmmm
La la la hm hm hm hm-
(Spooky)
(Evil laugh)
I WANNA EAT YOUR BABIES!!!
....
(Mario don't give a shit)
Hmmmmm....
Ohhh
Nice SHIT you got here
Hmmmmmmmmmmm....
WHOOAAA! :O
(Spaghetti 2 scary 4 Mario)
HORRAY!!!
Da da da da da dada daaa
Can I have it?
Can I have it??
(Scary music)
(Fire in the background)
2drama4me
shut up and take my money
Thank you come again! :D
YIPPIIIIIIII!!! :DDDDDD
Oooh is so guud
(Whoa Mario is smart now)
(Nvm)
(Can absorption Kirby style XD)
(He ate the can...wow)
Hey!! That was pretty guud! :D
(Mario trips balls)
WHAAAAAAAA! D:
(Scary creepypasta laugh)
(More scary creepypasta laugh)
Mama Mia!
OH!!! HEY MERIOOOO!
no
(Swigety Swooty + Pokémon creepy music sync)
AhhhhHH!!!!!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you! 2x
(Mario's sexeh face in a statue that looks like Link.)
(Rip Mario "Jumpman" Mario, I'll dig ur grave)
(High-pitched "Pingas")
Run Bitch!
RUUUUUUUUUUN!
(PUT EVERYTHING YOU SEE IN FRONT OF THE DOOR AFAP!)
(Piano)
Mamma mia!
WHAT THE HELL WAS DAT?!
(Teleportation powers :O)
(Girly scream)
no god
(Scream)
(Scared cry)
(Earthquake)
(omg)
(Cheerful music :D)
(I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!)
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba die Da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba (Actual lyrics)
(Oh fuck)
(Windows Error)
(God dammit)
Dafuc
Oh ho ho ho
(Mario sneaking out like a ninja)
Mama miiiaaaa
(Static I think)
Oh HELL NO!
FUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
I believe I can-
(Dies)
Yyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaa
ACHACHA CHA
WOOOOAAAAA!
(Slendy sitting while eating marshmallows and calm cheery music for once)
hi
HELLO!
(Headbutt)
(mario is happy to see slendy)
(Glitches)
MAMA MIAAAAA
no
(Le middle finger)
(HE IS COMING!)
(Nether portal sounds)
(More crappers appear)
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOO
(wait,slendi does give a fuck about it)
(Something japanese)
YAWWWWW OUUUUUUUUUUU
AHHHH LSJLKAHLJKSHA
ATATATATATATATTATATATTATATATATA
(SLENDEREKT)
K.O.!
NOTICE ME SENPAI!
I want to play a game
no.LELELELLELELELE
(WOMBO COMBO)
OH SNAP!
Noooo!!!
(Scared scream)
(Wittle cute baby song)
DIE YOU LITTLE B*TCH
KLKLJOIJKLJALKJSIAJLKJL
AHHHHHH
Dada di da da da di da da da di da
OHHH SHEET!!!
(Rip)
ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR
INCOMIIIIIIIIIING!
Woboboboboooboooobo
(Ninja jump)
(MLG BACKFLIP OH OH)
Suprise mada faka (Falcon Kick)
(Both dudes are flying)
(Slenderman celebration)
(Slendy is da best)
(Those moves tho)
(suprise madafucka)
(GASPSLENDYNO!)
hi
WOAAAH!
Mama Miaaaaaaa
(Le most dramatic name reveal evah)
My name is Jeff :D
No God PLEASE NO!
NOOOOOOO!-
(Mario trips and falls)
(Creepy vision)
(Ghostly laugh)
(Nightmares)
MARIOOO!
(Panic)
(Mario tired)
(Remembering...)
(WTF IS GOIN' OOOOOOOOOOOOON!?)
Oh ho haha :D
No!
Oook
MARIO!
WAT?!
(Ben Mario's music)
noooOOOOOO!
(Gun shot)
(Ben Mario falls)
(Fart)
(Luigi pulls Ben Mario up)
Hey stinky!
Mama-Fucker!
FINE!
(Ben Mario is paralyzed by Mario's face)
(I be watchin'...)
La la la hm hm hmmm
(oh cmon)
Mamma mia!
No!
(Car moves then stops)
aaaAAAAA
(Wtf)
Mama-Fucker!
(Peeing)
rrrr
(Peeing)
rrr
(Peeing)
rrr
rr
r
RRR
OH COME ONNN!
iiIIIIIII AINT HAVIN THAT SHIT
Pokémon tower that's black and white
Mamma mia...
Oooooooouh
Oaaaahfhhofjisfiehichjes
(Lightningu boltu)
(a spooky ghost appears)
(U still got me... The backup...)
*Haunted ghostly voice*
Noooo
Hey stinky
Bitch do i look like i car-
(Oh nooo)
AH AH WHAHA
(Epic eyes flash sound effect)
oh hell nooOOOOOAAAAA
DON'T FUCKING RUN AWAY FROM ME!
GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST X2 (Ghost starts regretting its body choices)
AAAAAAAAAA
(Scared cry)
MAMA! HO HA HOO AW AW
(Oh shit)
(Ok by this point, this Ben-Mario statue is pulling a Yandere on us)
(Yup, I was right)
(Just so you don't forget that Sonic.exe is blue and Jeff the KIller's name is Jeff)
(No wait nvm)
(Slendy comes the hell outta nowhere)
(Street Fighter music)
ye
OH HEELL NO
im so great i belIEVE I CAN FLYYYY
(Slendy Punches)
(Dab)
(EXIT! :OOOO TIME TO FINISH THE CC!)
(GODANG IT)
(Dang the music really fits)
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Dramatic window reveal)
IS IT A PLANE? NO ITS A BIRD! WAIT,NO,ITS SLELNDY!
(Glass breaks)
(Proof that Slendy is da best)
(Now you're dead you're dead cuz we killed u)
(Wait where tf is Mario)
(Drama)
Ho hoo hello!
Say whaaaaaa?!?!
(Typical black screen end)
(Harry Potter comes)
ye
YOU JUST BONED F-T-W!
Now your dead your dead cause we killed you!
We took you by Suprise!!!! (Harry dancing)
Woeeeeeeeh
YAHOOO
Hahahahahha
Captions By: Markus Beyer (started it off), TheGamingDude (Added some more), ManMan The Mank (Sorta fixed it just a little), Velocita84 (Added some missing captions and fixed a whole lot of "Mama mia!"s), oDku (Added Some Slenderman Fighting roles And Character's quotes) and JoanaYoshi3000 (changed a few things and that's it)
and nothin to see here (added some lil' details)