♪♪♪ >>> I'M THINKING I WANT TO GO
ICE SKATING THIS YEAR. I HAVEN'T BEEN SINCE I WAS A
KID. >> EXCUSE ME.
UM, THIS IS GOING TO SOUND TOTALLY CRAZY, BUT DON'T I KNOW
YOU FROM SOMEWHERE? >> I DON'T THINK SO.
I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER BEEN TO BROOKLYN.
I'M VISITING. >> IT'S JUST, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M SAYING THIS. I GUESS THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT
YOU, YOU KNOW? IT'S JUST LIKE, IT'S
COMFORTABLE. LIKE, A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH
AND TOMATO SOUP. MMM.
>> MY MOM USED TO MAKE THAT FOR >> [ TOGETHER ]ME WHEN I WAS
SICK. >> YEAH, ME, TOO.
I'M SORRY. WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
>> JESSICA. >> JESSICA.
THAT'S RIGHT. I'M TONY.
I'M NOT RICH OR NOTHING. I JUST VOLUNTEER AT A HOME FOR
THE ELDERLY. WOULD YOU MAYBE WANT TO -- TONY,
DON'T DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS.
WILL YOU MAYBE WANT TO HAVE CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER WITH ME AND
MY FAMILY? >> CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER?
WOW. TONY, WE JUST MET.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW. >> EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.
I'M SORRY. I NEVER INTERRUPT PEOPLE WHEN
THEY'RE TALKING. I HEARD LIKE AP AN ANGEL OR
SOMETHING. >> OH, ME?
>> WOW, YEAH. THERE IT GOES AGAIN.
I'M JERRY. I KNOW I'M NOTHING AND I JUST
LOVE MY LITTLE DEAF SISTER. WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER
WITH ME AND MY FAMILY? >> EXCUSE ME, JERRY.
IT YOU KEEP TALKING TO JESSICA IT'S GOING TO MAKE ME WANT TO
DO -- OH, DON'T SAY IT, TONY.
IT'S GONNA WANNA TO MAKE ME WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
>> OH, WOW. I DON'T USUALLY STAND UP FOR
MYSELF. I USUALLY JUST LET GUYS
WALK ALL OVER ME. WHEN YOU DO THAT IT MAKES ME
WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. >> OH, NO, TONY, JERRY.
>> WOW, YOU KNOW. I USUALLY AIN'T LIKE THIS, BUT,
UM, I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STAB YOU.
>> OH! NO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS RIGHT NOW, BUT THAT REALLY HURT.
NOW I'M LIKE, BLEEDING. DON'T SAY IT, JERRY.
DO NOT SAY IT. BUT I'M REALLY BLEEDING.
>> HEY, GUYS. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS
RIGHT NOW. I'M USUALLY REALLY SHY.
BUT I GUESS I'M THE BOUNCER. THIS IS STUPID.
BUT I'VE GOT TO RESTRAIN YOU RIGHT NOW.
>> OKAY. >> HEY, FELLOWS.
I KNOW IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, I MEAN I NORMALLY WOULDN'T SPEAK
UP AT A TIME LIKE THIS. BUT I JUST CALLED 911.
THEY CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THEY'RE SAYING THIS.
DON'T SAY THIS. THEY'RE GOING TO BE HERE VERY
SOON. >> WHY ARE YOU BEING SHY?
THIS MAN WAS JUST STABBED. >> HEY, JESSICA.
I KNOW I'M NOTHING SPECIAL, BUT YOUR EYES SPARKLE LIKE THE
MOONLIGHT. >> HANG ON A SECOND.
I'M JUST A SIMPLE GUY, BUT MY GUT SAYS HE'S NOT RIGHT FOR YOU.
>> YEAH, OBVIOUSLY. [ SIREN ]
>> ARE YOU OKAY? >> OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA
ASK THIS. IS THIS THE VICTIM YOU CALLED
ABOUT? >> YES.
>> IT IS. >> OKAY.
AND OH, THIS IS TOTALLY INSANE. WHY YOU DOING THIS, TRACY?
BUT WE'RE GOING TO PUMP YOU WITH 10 CCs OF A CLOTTING AGENT.
>> STAY STRONG, JERRY. >> MISS JESSICA THIS MIGHT NOT
BE THE MOST OPPORTUNE TIME. IF YOU JUST GIVE ME ONE CHANCE I
THINK YOU WILL FIND I'M A PRETTY FUN GUY.
>> OF COURSE YOU ARE, JERRY. >> I SHOULDN'T BE INTERRUPTING
BUT I THINK WE'RE LOSING HIM. >> NOBODY ASKED ME, OR NOTHING,
BUT I JUST SAW A LIGHT AND I REALLY JUST WANT TO WALK TOWARDS
IT. >> THIS IS GOD.
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ASKING YOU THIS, BUT DO YOU WANT TO
JOIN ME IN ETERNITY OR SOMETHING?
>> OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M
HEARING, BUT, YEAH, I WOULD LIKE THAT VERY MUCH.
>> JERRY! >> I FEEL SO SELF-CONSCIOUS.
I CAN'T HELP WONDERING IF THIS WHOLE THING WAS ALL MY FAULT.
>> OF COURSE IT WAS. ♪♪♪