(Intro Plays)
(Unwraps Game)
Crazy Bus?
This Isn't Even A Real Game. From What I've Heard It Was Some Kind Of Demo That Somebody Made As A Test In Venezuela In 2004
And For Whatever Reason It Was Made To Run On A Sega Genesis
Many Years After The Cartridge Days Of Gaming
its a strange anomaly that deserves further examination
so lets take a look at crazy bus
and see whats so crazy about it
(game intro music plays, strange beeping)
(continuous beep wehen bus moves)
(fake crying)
(honking)
HOW DID THIS GAME COME INTO EXISTENCE?
it isnt even a game i mean
(stutters) it the only interactivity is moving the bus
and honking the horn
its as less of a video game as possible! Tiger Electronic handheld games were more in depth than this! There's no goal, other than see how high you can rack up the score! In other words, "how long can you hold the D pad for?"
you like that game?Well you don't even need the game just the controller and a timer
It'd be more fun to stare at a wall!
i have a whole new appreciation for desert bus
big rigs is more exciting that this sh*t
broke the sh*t scale
this is a whole new higer level
First there's poop, then there's sh*t
and then, there's defecation!
Who found this gem and put it on a Sega Genesis cartridge with a case?
They're sh*t diggers, they dig for sh*t.
It's like finding somebody's garbage and then packaging it up for the world to see.
I guess there might be somebody out there who might enjoy this game.
Somebody who happens to be very interested in Venezuelan buses.
Yeah, if there is any game for the Venezuelan bus enthusiasts, this is it.
Do you find any Venezuelan buses in Super Mario World? No.
So you can't argue, this is the definitive Venezuelan bus game.
I mean, come on, right? You get these great photos of the buses
and you get to look at the photos and drive the bus at the same time!
You can even go backwards!
You can honk the horn!
What more could you want?
When the digits are the same color as the background,
that gives you an added challenge of trying to read the timer.
CRAZYBUS man, don't forget it!
Say it, one word, not Crazy Bus,
It's CRAZYBUS.
And it's f*cking crazy!
Woah!
We're driving a bus here!
It's f*cking crazy!
Oh my god! I can't take it! It's so f*cking crazy!
CRAZYBUS!
CRAZYBU-U-US!
WOAH!
(beeping)
heh heh. The driver fell asleep on the wheel.
(beeping continues)
Oh, and that soundtrack!
(strange beeping)
Oh, gotta get that soundtrack.
Gotta crank it up in your car!
YEAH!
(strange beeping continues)
Just f*ck me sideways, that f*ckin' soundtrack, f*ckin' A!
YEAH!
(strange beeping continues)