Look at it.
My own drug empire.
Made this much money in a week, man, we make a good team.
My brains and your...
..teeth. Yeah, I've always had really good teeth.
Grab the broken lamp.
We've got to get out of here
and let the money grow.
So what do we do now?
Play the old waiting game, the old watch and wait,
look and learn, hide and seek, dance...
Yeah, can we do it without talking?
Not my style, Rach.
Can I tempt you to some stakeout food?
Steve, why the hell have you brought a tub of lamb?
It's got everything - protein, vitamins,
zinc, testosterone. It's vital if things kick off.
No, I can't have lamb, I'm vegan now.
Me and Tash are both vegan.
Actually, it's really interesting... I hate to break it to you, Rachel,
it's not interesting.
It's not interesting at all.
Urgh.
I've made us a stakeout mix tape.
# Midnight... #
Hope you like show tunes. # Not a sound from the pavement... #
PHONE RINGS
Hey, Tash. ..Yeah, I'm on a stakeout.
No, Steve!
Yeah, I know, mental, right?
Oh, no, you're right -
mental is a problematic term.
I said it's a problematic term.
You've been a real find.
When I first came to Lichfield, England,
I thought all the Thompsons were failures, no offence.
I mean, they are, they are all fuck-ups.
Well, but not you.
You've got Big Jack's genes.
I tell you what, you're not the only one with brains
because I have come up with the best plan for how we can shift
the rest of our weed.
Great. Who better to deal drugs than drug dealers?
Come again?
Yeah, so I've been in touch with a big local dealer
and told them about our set-up and asked him to come down for a sample.
Genius or what?
Dylan, you total idiot.
We have no security and you advertised our set-up
to a rival drug dealer.
He's not going to steal it.
It's the dealers' code.
Oh, my God.
Did Lorna drop you on your head every day?
Is that why there's nothing in there?
DOOR RATTLES Panic room.
Panic room.
Fucking heels.
This way!
Shit, shit, shit.
What are we going to do?
Sit your ass down, think about how dumb you are
and hope they don't break in to the attic.
God, they are really tearing the place apart.
You're too strong, David.
You're too powerful.
Take me upstairs, David.
Take me upstairs and make love to me.
Say my name.
David Steel.
Vote for me!
Vote for me.
I'll be your ballot box, David. Vote for me!
# And still I dream he'll come to me... #
I'll fight for you. I'll fight...
Nothing happened? Nope.
No? No.
I'm going to take a look.
There must be some way of getting the security system online.
I did it!
Urgh.
SHE CHUCKLES
You are shitting me.
I'm the founder of the Lib Dems! I'm the founder of the Lib Dems!
Look at your parents.
I started the whole movement!
We've got company.
God, do you think they're the drug dealers?
Of course they're the drug dealers.
Shit, what if they find Mum and Dad?
Good point, Champ, go get them.
I am not going near that.
You're the one who invited rival drug dealers to our weed farm.
Fuck.
Ivy!
I'm coming!
HE YELLS