I’m Carly Shay! And this has been iCarly!
- Dinner’s on the table! - Okay!
- Megan, out. - Are you gonna yell at Drake?
Out!
Fine.
But if he cries and I miss it, I’m just gonna have to make him cry again.
I just wanted to clean up a little. Make sure everything’s nice for
Josh when he gets home from the hospital.
You know, I don’t think Josh has any idea how lucky he is to have
- a little sister like you. - It’s OK, his happiness is my reward.
Who’s out there? Hello?
[moaning]
Who said that?
[moaning]
Leave me alone! You better not eat my face!
Stay away!
[screaming]
- What are you doing? - What?
Hungry!
What are you gonna do?
Dance!
- Megan, where are you? - At a hotel.
- What are you doing at a hotel? - Kickin’ back, having a smoothie.
- What have you guys been doing? - What have we been doing?
Well, first we put you on the wrong plane!
Yeah, congrats on reaching a new level of boobatude.
Where is she?
- What hotel are you at? - The Shan Brulee Presidential suite.
And it is definitely sweet.
She’s at the Shan Brulee Hotel!
Okay. Okay, Megan, stay put! We’ll be there as soon as we can.
- You guys are here in LA? - Yes! Now, don’t move!
Don’t worry.
I love you guys.
This is Cosmina, we’ve been friends since kindergarten.
When we were five, Jake ate all my crayons and spit them in my lap.
[laughing]
Coz, this is Gina, Zack and Ad… - Addie!
Jake’s told me all about you! But you’re even prettier than he described.
Um, I’m Addie.
Oh. Hi.
- Why is the power still bouncing back? - I don’t know! Maybe it’s confused!
Can you find the counter flux?
Oh, thank God I don’t have to think anymore.
I can’t, it’s a parallel flux!
Okay, I can see this isn’t going to work.
I’ll just tell my Uncle that you weren’t receptive to my help!
Go ahead! Tell your uncle! Tell your mama too!
I can teach myself and get back on the team! Huh!
- Wait, who’s your uncle? - Tom Reilly.
Perhaps you know him. He coaches basketball, at your school.
- Well, what are we waiting for? - That’s what I thought.
[arguing]
- Five! Four! Three! Two! And… - Hey there People of Earth.
I’m Carly Shay and this is our very first webcast of a little show we call iCarly!
- She’s Carly! - She’s Sam!
- Sam I am! - Carly!
- Sam. - Think they’re clear.
Come on, Carly.
It’s for the 50th Webshow Spectacular!
You can do this.
[sighing]
[fire alarm]
- You lied to Megan? - What? You lied!
- Okay, we both lied! - No! You lied!
I don’t care which one of you lied!
All I know is I’m not getting a Smith Royal Oboe!
So, you boobs can deal with your parole officer yourselves!
‘Cause I put the chips back in your ankle bracelets!
- Oh! Megan! - Oh come on, dude!
Okay! For our first real iCarly Cooking Segment, we’re gonna make...
Spaghetti Tacos!
- A dish invented by my brother, Spencer! - Whose real name is Letitia McPeanuts!
Yeah, no it’s not!
So, all you need to make spaghetti tacos are… some taco shells!
- Some spaghetti noodles. - Noodles!
- Our secret sauce. - And meatballs.
Where are the meatballs?
Right about here being dissolved by my stomach acid.
How you can be sure Shelby’s really our new best bud?
Well, only best buds would do super slow motion spit takes together.
With grape juice.
While a powerful fan blows our hair back!
Let’s do it!
We're doing it!
Okay, let’s get real close here! A nice clean shot!
And ready, go!
Please tell me this isn’t whose dressing room I think it is!
Who might not like that we kidnapped her guest star!
No!
[squealing]
What’s going on here?
Put the tacos on a stick, then walk around and try to sell them.
You can’t put tacos on a stick. They’ll break.
Try it.
See, it's impossible!
- Furious, I was… - Well, you should be furious!
What guy wants to go on a date and watch a girl go…
[mumbling]
I’m Sam Puckett.
[mumbling]
Ew.
How can you sit there and listen to that whiny nub go…
Meh, you’re using too much parmesan.
Meh! Don’t chew with your mouth open.
Meh!
Seriously!
Why don’t you two just pick up your forks
and use them to jab each other in the eyes?
[whimpering]
- Oh here. - Thanks.
Ow!
This napkin has salsa on it!
I had some taki toes.
Taquitos!
I wanna say to the fans of iCarly, Thank you.
Without you guys we’d just be a couple of idiots with a camera in an attic.
- Which we are. - Oh yeah.
- So, 'til we see you again. - Keep your sock full of butter!
- And if you’re attacked by a moose. - Make sure you scream.
Oh my God! I’m being attacked by a moose!
He’s eating us!
[screaming]
- I’m Carly. - I’m Sam.
And this has been…
iCarly.
Hi!
Wow, this is really exciting for me!
When I was on iCarly, we were lucky enough to win 3 Kid’s Choice Awards!
And being here tonight makes me feel like I’m back at home.
I have so many great memories of those times.
I guess you could say my favorite kid’s TV show is iCarly.
But let’s see who the nominees for your favorite Kid’s TV Show are!