- Hey what's up everyone?
My name is Motoki.
How are you guys doing today?
This is so weird.
I have not made a video in so long.
Sorry about that by the way.
I've just been busy with school,
and all that fun stuff so...
(fake laugh)
Let's catch up, yeah?
I turned 18 the other day,
so I can vote and buy porn, so..
Anyways, I went on Twitter
and asked you guys to send me some questions
and dares using the hashtag hey Motoki,
so let's do that.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Let's go.
What's your favorite time of the day?
Whenever I'm eating or sleeping.
Do you know what you're going to do after high school?
I'm thinking about become a professional stripper.
I dare you to reenact your own birth.
Well, you see it went a little something like this.
- Hey, honey, I was wondering...
- He's coming!
- Oh, my God.
(screaming)
(crying)
- Yeah, that just got really weird.
Sorry about that.
I didn't think it would go that far, but it did.
I dare you to drink milk through a straw from your nose.
This is actually how I drink all my milk,
so, ha, jokes on you.
I do this all the time.
(sniffing)
(coughing)
Nope, never again.
Peel a banana with out using your hands.
All right, let's do it.
How am I...
Mom, peel this for me.
(laughing)
Do you want to come in here?
Say hi.
Get in here.
Look at the camera.
- O.K., bye.
- I love you mom.
- [Mom] I love you.
What's your biggest pet peeve?
It bugs me so much when someone
acts like they're going to tell you something,
but then they don't.
- Hey, dude.
- Yeah, what's up?
- You know how um....
Never mind,
- What, no, tell me.
- It's nothing.
- No, no, no, what were you going to say?
- Bro don't even worry about it.
- What the (beep) you just say man?
Don't bring it up if you're not going to tell me.
Hey, Motoki, what turns you on?
Well, you know, it just really turns me on
when people add me on Snap Chat.
My user name is motokimaxed.
You should go do that and turn me on.
If you had the chance to move,
where would you want to live?
I would love to live in southern California.
That would be nice.
Hey, Motoki, what's nine plus ten?
♫ 21
♫ You stupid
♫ What's nine plus 10, 21
♫ You stupid
- Well, that's enough of that
Hey, Motoki, beat box for us.
I mean, O.K.
Rolled up in your bed sheets and be a caterpillar.
(grunting)
This is so hard.
It just looks like I'm humping the ground.
(laughter)
How many cookies fit in your mouth?
All right, so I've got some Oreos.
I'm not sponsored by them,
but Oreo if you want to slide into my DMs or something,
you know, it me up.
I'm totally down with that.
I guess I have to do it because you tweeted at me.
Oh, darn.
(muffled) Four?
I dare you to be dramatic.
No!
If you had to pick one pizza or pizza,
what would you choose?
Chrystal meth.
Hey, Motoki, how's school?
Sucks ass.
Jeffery dares me to go in public
and use pickup lines on strangers.
I ain't no (beep), Jeffery.
Challenge accepted.
Excuse me, are you a pirate?
because I want your booty.
(nervous laughter)
Did you guys feel that earthquake?
- [Girl] What, no?
- [Motoki] No?
Because you rock my world.
- [Girl] Oh, my God.
- [Motoki] Excuse me.
Do you have a phone I could use real quick?
Sorry, I lost mine.
Yeah, nine one one.
Yeah, this girl in front of me.
She just stole my heart.
There's a camera over there.
Hey, Motoki, can we be friends?
No.
What YouTuber do you want...
I'm just joking, yeah, we can be friends.
What YouTuber do you want to film a collab with the most?
I would love to film a collab with Ryan Higa.
2015, let's make it happen.
Oh, (beep).
Hey, Motoki, how long is your penis?
(scoffing)
It's huge, like...
O.K., it's like three inches...
From the ground!
Oh!
Hey, Motoki, do you even lift?
(sputtering)
Yeah, I lift.
I lift food in my mouth.
I dare you to stop being ugly.
Um, you know what, Conan?
I'm not ugly.
So...
(crying)
I dare you to prank call another YouTuber.
(phone ringing)
- [Lamar] Hey.
- Oh, hey Lamar?
- [Lamar] Yeah.
- Um, I'm pregnant.
Oh, my God, dude.
I got you so good.
Oh!
- [Lamar] Are you filming a video?
- No, I'm not filming a video, Lamar.
What are you talking about?
Hey, Motoki, what's your favorite candy?
I really like butterfingers and candy corn.
Andrew dares me to post videos more often.
O.K., so I'm really bad at posting,
so this is what's going to happen.
From now on, I'm going to try my best
to post a video every Monday across my two channels.
That's right, weekly videos.
I'm sorry did you just say weekly videos?
Yeah, I (beep) did.
So if you're not already checking out my second channel,
YouTube dot com slash more Toki,
I already have a ton of videos on there.
I'll be posting on there every Monday
`that I'm not posting on here,
so, yeah, do check that out.
All right, so that's it for this video.
If I made you smile or laugh at all during this video,
give me a like and leave me a comment to let me know.
Also, be sure to add me on Snap Chat,
Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, all that stuff.
The links will be in the description.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
I'll see you next Motoki Monday.
That's, that's a thing now.
That's (beep) cool.
All right, bye.
(beep)
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