(film reel flicking)
- Good book.
Oh, good day knuckle heads Uncle Hank is here.
I'm just hanging around waiting for my special guest
to turn up who's going to be doing today's show for me
and he's just running a little bit late.
Hang on, here he comes.
Check him out, what a unit.
Look at this man go.
I think you'll all agree
a natural born athlete with an uncanny knack
of knowing where the ball is at all times.
The man's footwork and the ability to head the ball
is nothing short of amazing.
And you just have to love Klopp's enthusiasm
for his fist-pumping celebration.
What a champ.
(laughs) Yeah, for sure, for sure.
Hello, everybody, my name is Jurgen Klopp
and welcome to DIY with Jurgen. (laughs)
Boom. (ball thuds)
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
To be honest, in this moment,
not many people know that I do,
after the football on the weekend
I make pallet wood projects
and I do that to sell at the market
and I need to do the selling to help
supplement my manager's wage, ha ha!
Which isn't that good, ha ha, it is true,
and I do these projects with my good friend
Uncle Knackers from DIY For Knuckleheads.
Make sure you check that man out (laughs).
And it just goes to prove that I am the normal one.
I am so normal that I have to make my own
football boot rack which I'll be doing for you today, ha ha!
So sit back, relax, I'll change my shirt
and let's get on with the show, ha ha, boom.
Okay, while we wait for my old mate Kloppo
to get his gear on I'll run you through
what we've done in preparation for this project.
First of all, we quickly pulled apart a pallet.
Try and say that fast 10 times.
Can you pull apart a pallet?
Can you quickly pull apart a, can you, forget it.
We quickly pulled apart a pallet
and then gave all the slats a really good sand,
and they turned out really nice actually.
For the legs, I just got a couple of old fence palings
and nailed them together.
There's four of them.
For the football boot rack frame
I just cut up an old fence rail
and that should do the job nicely.
Are you there Knackers?
I'm stuck in the toilet.
Is that him coming back?
This is very frustrating to me.
Sounds like it.
Yeah, for sure.
I'll get out of here
and I'll leave you in Jurgen's capable hands.
So til next time, cheers.
And good luck.
(clapping)
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, for sure for sure.
First of all, I just want to thank Knackers
for doing this for me and for the colour of the shirt.
The colour goes very well with the Anfield sign over there.
That's very good, and I think,
in this moment to be honest,
to improve our situation in this moment
we just need to nail this together.
So if I can grab a gun here.
Boom, ha ha ha,
and nail this thing together, woo-hoo.
It's exciting.
(mid-tempo jazz music)
(laughs) Yeah, yeah, for sure.
The frame is finished and know all we need to do
is just get my gun and attach the legs.
Boom, boom, ha ha ha, yeah.
Let's do that, yeah yeah for sure.
(upbeat happy music)
(laughs) Yeah, to be honest,
the legs are on and looking good.
We're getting there, for sure.
Hello, it's just me Jurgen.
Don't forget to wear your eye and your ear protection
when using a circular saw.
It's a good idea for sure,
and I hope I can see without wearing my glasses.
Should be interesting, yeah.
(mid-tempo jazz music)
(saw whirring)
Yeah, very nice, very nice.
Oh, yeah yeah yeah.
Wunderbar.
Beautiful.
Sure, looks good.
Now, I have to find my glasses.
Hard to find glasses without glasses.
Ah, where did I put them.
No, no.
A-ha!
Glasses, found them, ha ha ha!
Lucky, for sure.
Yeah yeah yeah, okay for sure.
It's very exciting and to help improve our situation
to finish the project all that's left
are the slats for the top
and the slats for the shelf.
Get those done, we are finished and wunderbar.
(laughs) Yeah, love it.
Yeah, we're almost finished,
just putting in the bottom bracket,
with the bottom bracket holds the shelf,
all those slats which I am now squeezing in.
Squeezing very tight, but they go in.
Once they're in place,
I just use my trusty nail gun.
You must get one, they are very very good,
save me lots of time.
I'm gonna put in this support, this brace,
which I later got rid of
because quite frankly it looked,
to be honest it was stupid, a bit stupid.
So I took it off.
So I put that halfway brace in
and now just with some glue,
across the top with some glue,
I put the slats on for the seat,
and once again with my trusty nail gun
I nail all that in place.
Now there's painting with an exterior grade varnish,
and you can see I've got some Liverpool signs on the front.
Some weathered Liverpool signs to make it look good,
and I just wish sometimes my players would work this,
or run this fast, maybe we'd win more games.
But anyway, it's all looking very good.
I'm very excited, yeah yeah, for sure.
Yeah, (laughs) I love how the bench
or the shoe rack looks nice and old,
and these Liverpool Football Club logos or transfers
are all washed out and looking nice and vintage.
So that is all good for sure.
There's plenty of room for my football boots
as well as my trainers
and as a special feature I made this little foot stool
which goes into this compartment right here.
It's a good idea for sure.
The reason for the foot stool
is that I am getting old.
I am 49, almost 50.
Actually, I think I could be 50.
I'm not sure of these things,
and the foot stool just makes it easier
for me to do up my laces
which is better for my old aching back (laughs).
Yeah, it's a good idea for sure.
Okay, I have to go to training now,
so my good friend Uncle Knackers
will be taking over for a short period of time
to finish off the video.
So go Liverpool, go The Reds,
we will win the premier league this year for sure.
So til next time I see you, bye bye, boom. (laughs)
So that's it folks, I hope you enjoyed my fairly ordinary
attempt at taking off Jurgen Klopp,
and for those of you who don't know Jurgen,
not everybody follows football,
Jurgen is a much loved and very famous football manager
or coach for the Liverpool football club
over in the UK and I'll have a link to a couple
of his videos in the description box down below,
so make sure you check those out.
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is always greatly appreciated
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That'd be fantastic.
All right, don't go just yet,
there'll be a few photos going backwards and forwards
of the finished product.
And that's it, I'm done.
I think I need a cup of tea,
so til next time, I'm out of here.
Cheers.
(upbeat happy music)