Ethan: Hey Hila, happy birthday dude
Hila: Hey
Ethan: Um, I just wanted to say happy birthday
I dressed up, I'm Chris from Prank Invasion your favorite sex icon
WHAT UP INVADERS CHRIS HERE - ALRIGHT SO TODAY
Hila: My favorite?
Ethan: Yeah! Don't you love him? Don't you want to kiss him?
Hila: No..
Hila: I never said that
Ethan: I thought you wanted to go blowjob with him?
Hila: Uhh no
Ethan: What? Do I need to put more bracelets on??
Ethan: What do I need to do?
Hila: I don't want bracelets I don't know where you get that idea - Ethan: I thought bracelets -
MOMMY MAKEOUT DAY
Ethan: Take the bracelets, dude here take it!
Ethan: Take it!
Hila: He doesn't even wear bracelets anymore
Ethan: Dude I just wanted to be sexy for you for a day
Hila: I hate Prank Invasion I don't know where you got that
Let''s just make fun of him
Ethan: Oh you want to make fun of Prank Invasion?
You don't want to fuck him you want to make fun of him?
Hila: Yeah
Ethan: Oh dope that makes- actually I really, I way prefer that let's do that then
I thought you liked Prank Invasion, I thought you thought he was hot
Well let's see what, let's see what our boy Prank Invasion's up to
He took a bit of a hiatus
After mommy makeout day
He slam dunked a lot of moms
Mommy Makeout Day
And Venice Beach has never been the same again
They got like pictures of his face everywhere
On Venice Beach saying- do not speak with this man, call the police if you see this man
like everywhere on Venice Beach I think I saw like a thousand of them last time we were there
It's really surreal
Really?
It's surreal dude
It's almost like it's not real, but it is
So Chris, knowing that he's outlawed from Venice Beach
Has found some new locations
And this time he's filmed daughter edition
And I'm spiced up
I'm jacked up
My penis is fully chu-
Not fully chubbed, but maybe a quarter chubbed
Half chubbed!
There's blood pumping to my penis and it's filling up
Does he have like, baby edition?
Newborn baby edition (cringe/skeptical noise)
That's probably- you probably have to go to the dark web for that one Hila
Like, two months baby edition?
That's fucked up dude
Dude, you gotta go dark web for that one Hila
I don't know if they host those on youtube
You know, he's done it all
So chances are likely that yes that does exist- yeah
Well let's not dig too deep into that
But it's my birthday
It is your birthday
You wanna see Chris fuck a baby?
You shoulda told me
If you just want to see Chris fuck a two year old baby I coulda made that happen for you- yeah
Next year
Next year's gonna be great
Anyway happy birthday Hila!
Thank you
Let's jump in
To "Kissing prank (daughter edition)"
Let me get my dick out here really fast
Okay
Good, alright I'm ready
(cue classic Prank Invasion dubstep intro)
Wwhat up invaders, Chris here
Today I'm here in Beverly Hills
And I'm going to be kissing girls using my super secret handshake method
He's trying to get away from the bracelet meme
I can tell
But you'll always be a bracelet wearing god
You know he's got bracelets underneath that suit
I think you got into his head
I got his fuckin, I got into his head- now he's wearing suits and shit
Yeah that's like
That's how you know you've got into someones fucking head dude
When they go from wearing bracelets and tank tops
To straight up wearing a suit
I want you guys to stay tuned for the end of this video
Because I'll do the exact same thing
But getting blowjobs from random girls
You're not gonna want to miss it
I'm sorry, what the fuck? did he just say?!
What did he just say?
BLOWJOBS FROM RANDOM GIRLS
Wait
Are we on PornHub?
Chris you are a fucking god
I'm going down to Beverly Hills
But watch till the end because
I'm going to be getting blowjobs from random girls
In a suit!
Here's the game- okay
If, if you can't keep up with my secret handshake
okay- I get to kiss you
Okay- are you down?
Alright I'm down!
Okay okay- what's your secret handshake?
I love how like, in his fantasy world
Everyone walks around Beverly Hills like they just got fucking elected princess of the universe
Blowjob edition from first lady
Michelle Obama will be sucking my dick
Today in this special edition of daughter edition,
I will be having the president's daughters sucking my dick
Blowjob in the white house!
Blowjob: White House Edition
And then Donald Trump sitting in the Oval,
He's sitting there at the oval office
And Ivanka's just like sucking Chris's dick
And Trump's just like -
Here we go start like this- okay
You don't know what's going on
Come here, come here
If you lose this super secret handshake
You need to let me eat a hamburger for lunch
That's not happening but okay
What the fuck!
Do I get a kiss then?
Umm, you'll get a blowjob!
On video
(cue prank invasion intro)
Let's play - Let's fucking play dude!
Pretty good so far
Okay!
No, no
You're messing up come here
By the end of this week, Chris'
face is going to be plastered all over Beverly Hills
With a police number saying "wanted man
do not approach this man do not talk to this man"
he's going to be excommunicated from Venice Beach, Beverly Hills
I know he's not allowed back at Santa Cruz based on his previous work
Soon this guy's going to be straight up kicked out the country!
I know it's kind of weird me coming up to you
This is your daughter right
This is what I live for we've got the dad
We've got the cute daughter
Guys, get your dicks out
It's showtime at the Apollo
I know it's kind of weird me coming up to you, this is your daughter right?
Ye- yeah. Okay um
This is your daughter right?
He's like
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
What am I supposed to say?
(prank invasion intro)
He's like look dude I'll buy you a Starbucks just say yes
Yeah
At least say no, don't punch me for this
But I wanna know if- she's gorgeous
I wanna know if I could play a really quick game with her
uh, for a kiss
I feel like these videos should be featured on craigslist
As like look what you could do with our website!
Front page of craigslist
Look what we've accomplished for this young man and his career
I wanna know if I could play a really quick game with her
uh, for a kiss
Is that possible?
You have to ask her
Okay, is that cool? - yeah!
Alright
No, you don't know whats going on come here
Ohh
Well how would a real dad react to that
Probably with a chokehold
Or like
How would your dad react to that?
Let's just say Chris would not be making Youtube videos anymore
His face wouldn't be so pretty
(hot loud smooches in your ears)
(...and more smooches)
(and more...)
Dawg you are fucked in the head
The guy is so uncomfortable
No but like the premise
The sex that he's selling to these little kids jerking off at home
Like, this shot, how dad is uncomfortable in the back
Chris is grabbing the ass
The setup, this whole thing about like fucking a girl in front of her dad
is a real twisted sick fantasy
And you've gotta be even fucked in the head to even think about it
Let alone record it and put it on youtube
He's, probably for like the weirder ones
Usually he just pays them with like a coffee at Starbucks- mhm
for the weirder ones he's like I'll give you guys the venti size coffee
Venti!
He's like look you're a hard sell
I'm gonna hook you up a venti cappuccino
Are these people going to put this job on their resume?
Yeah definitely
As an actress you have to put this at the front of your IMDB page
I'd like to see her IMDB page
"Kissing pranks daughter edition (gone blowjob)"
featuring Samantha Jones as girl in mini black dress kissing in front of her dad
You know what?
I'm stealing her, I am stealing her
Bye dad!
HAHAHAHA!
"I'm stealing her" he's like go right ahead
Oh my god!
I didn't like her anyway
The guy's like I'm done with this job
You seem like a nice guy my daughter's in good hands
Let me see some of the comments on this video
Do you think that's real or a joke?
At this point let's not even question it
"Bitch #3 - Prank Invasion, why don't you tell your viewers who you really are?
you makeout with guys off camera come out of the closet already
it's legal, it's okay"
Got him!
Haha!! He's a fucking god!
Teach these 12 year olds how it's done Chris
Alright well, that was fun
But the real creme le le crop
The real smooth main course is coming up
And we've got click below for blowjob edition
The magic patty cake earned him mad kisses
What secret handshake lies in wait for blowjob edition?
(prank invasion intro)
Can't keep up with my super cool secret handshake
I get to kiss you, are you down?
Sure, okay
No, you don't know what's happening
Yo I was promised a fucking blowjob dawg get on with it
You gotta wait for it
Well what the fuck it's just more patty cake shit
I'm trying to get my, I'm trying to jerk my little ding dong dude
You are getting baited
Nope you don't know what's going on come here
Come here
Can you keep up with my secret handshake?
I got this
There you go, you're keeping up
Yeah!
No, you don't know what's going on
Come here
I've had enough kissing from you Chris!
You put blowjob in the title you gotta give a man a blowjob
Okay? I'm tired of this shit, I'm getting clickbaited all over youtube
I can't get the content I want I just want to watch you get a blowjob
Please get on with it dawg
You know what, I want you come here
Okay so he says, he says
come here, he brings her to a corner
And she automatically is like, I know what he wants from me
I need to get on my knees and start undoing his belt behind this corner
where families are walking
It's not behind any corner,
It's right there on the street
There's a family right there next to them
Yeah, they want to watch that shit too
To be frank what, they're there with their five year old son right?
Who do you think's watching these on youtube anyway?
It's the same people!
He's getting a live show
Yeah he's just getting a live show it's no different; god bless him!
Look at his face right before he gets that blowjob
Like guys just get a close up of his face
That's Chris's real blowjob face
It's kinda rapey, it's kind of creepy dude
Can you imagine looking up to that?
You wanna suck- I thought that's what you wanted?
That's what you wanted for your birthday- I dont know why you thought that
I don't know he's just so fucking hot dude
Look at his fucking face man
(prank invasion intro)
This poor girl dude
She has dreams, she has aspirations
She came to LA probably from Kansas, small town girl
With a family, with friends, with dreams
She came, she wanted to be a movie star
She wanted to be on television
She said "you know what? people said no
dreams don't come true, but I held true to myself
and my needs and I say I will come out to LA and I will make my dreams happen!"
This is where she is today.
The culmination of all her dreams
Have landed her $100
And her pretending to give Chris a blowjob in front of a family on a street in Beverly Hills
That is the culmination of her dreams.
I am so sad for her
GET SOME FUCKING KISSES!!!!
wWHAT UP INVADERS CHRIS HERE (prank invasion intro)
(happy birthday again Hila!! have a good one!)