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-[ Dramatically ] Now this here --
this here is the Dance Move Generator.
We're going to take turns -- -[ Dramatically ] This here.
-This here. This right here. [ Laughter ]
[ Normally ] We're going to take turns hitting this here button,
which will randomly select a never-before-seen dance move.
Whoever's turn it is has to make up a dance for that move,
and the best dancer wins.
And in honor of "Atomic Blonde,"
the songs we'll dance to will all be '80s themed.
-Oh, okay, cool. -And from the movie soundtrack.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Charlize, since you are the guest, why don't you go first?
Let's start the Dance Move Generator.
And when you're ready,
press this button right here and it'll stop.
Trapped in a something... That's spaghetti something...
-Oh, my --
[ Laughter ]
-Wait. -That was the movie --
That was the movie I was in years ago.
Went straight to DVD. -That's not a mistake?
-It's filthy. Filthy.
-That's actually what you meant to write?
-Uh, yeah.
"Slap the Giraffe" is the name of the dance.
[ Laughs ]
And you have to make it up, and Roots,
start off with some good music here from the --
-♪ Earth below us, drifting falling ♪
-Oh, yeah. -♪ Floating weightless ♪
♪ Falling, coming home, oh ♪ -Oh, hey, hey, hey!
Hey! Leave him alone. Oh, my gosh.
Hey! Oh, hey! [ Cheers and applause ]
How do you make that look cool? -That giraffe.
-How do you make that look cool? I can't believe you.
I know, you're so cool.
I was like, "Oh, that's sexy. Looks like a good dance."
[ Laughter ] All right, now --
-You actually -- -Yeah, I was like --
-"I got scared." -Did I get scared?
Sorry, I get nervous. [ Laughter ]
Sorry, sorry. Whew.
It's my turn.
Let's start the Dance Move Generator.
Let's see what's happening.
Stuck in a Thing.
I don't want to get Stuck in a Thing.
[ Laughter ]
The Where's My Phone? Where's My Phone? There's My Phone.
-Oh, this is good. This is good. I like it. Yeah.
-Okay, this is a dance. How can I --
The Where's My Phone, Where's My Phone.
-So imagine you're in a club. -All right, I'm at a club.
And it's Where's My Phone, Where's My Phone?
-♪ And I ran, I ran so far away ♪
-Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ]
-♪ And I ran ♪
♪ I couldn't get away ♪
♪ And I ran ♪
♪ I ran so far away ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I'm in a club!
I'll call you back, Mom! I'll call you back.
I'm in a club again.
You know me, I'm always at the club.
-That was so good.
-I had the phone in my hand the whole time.
-The whole time? [ Laughter ]
It wasn't here?
-No, it wasn't here, here, here, here
or in my cargo shorts. [ Laughter ]
Which I always wear to the club.
Got to use the upper pockets.
All right, here we go. Let's start the generator.
This is for Charlize. -Oh, boy another?
Oh, me? -Yes.
-Oh, this is terrible.
[ Laughter ] Yep, it's terrible.
-The Tennis Pro. The Tennis Pro. -This is bad.
-I'm not a tennis pro. -Help me out, guys.
-Do you play tennis at all? -No.
-Okay. This is perfect then.
This is -- you're at the club, and --
[ Laughter ]
This is the Tennis Pro. Here we go.
-Got it. Got it.
-♪ Don't turn around, oh, oh ♪ -Cha-cha.
-♪ Der Kommissar's in town, oh, oh ♪
♪ Don't turn around, oh, oh ♪
♪ Der Kommissar's in town, oh, oh ♪
♪ Don't turn around, oh, oh ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-How do you do that?
How do you do that in heels?
-[ Laughs ] -How do you do that in heels?
Just dribbling a ball, like -- how do you do that?
If I went to a club and dribbled a tennis ball.
-So out of breath. -What's happening? So good.
You pull it off. I look like an idiot.
All right.
Clearly you're the better dancer.
Why even compete against each other,
when we can do one more dance together?
[ Cheers and applause ] All right, here we go.
Dance Generator, a dance we can do together.
[ French accent ] A finale!
[ Normally ] Oh, sorry.
-One, two, three.
Double what? Kayak? [ Laughter ]
How do you do that?
-I call back. No, I'm just kidding.
[ Laughter ]
All right. All right. Double Kayak.
All right, you get the back. You get the back.
All right, ready? Double Kayak.
We can do this.
We can do this. Wait, just give us a beat.
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[ Indistinct ] -Yeah, okay.
-One...
[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Laughs ]
[ Indistinct ]
Charlize Theron right there!
[ Cheers and applause ] How great is that?
That's all the time we have on "The Tonight Show Dance Battle."
My thanks to Charlize Theron. Stick around.
We'll be right back with Michael Phelps!
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