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- Four Loko!
- What does that mean?
Does it have a beret?
- Four Loko seems like a really nice place to be.
You know, if you want a bit of a mad time.
- Four crazy.
- Yeah, exactly.
- Four crazy.
- Do you want to go to four Loko?
You know, you could shoot the donkey.
- I've never tried Four Loko
and I've always been a bit scared of it. Justine
loves it. And when she described it
to me, that's why I'm very scared of it
- Four Loko used to only be available in America.
Mm.
And it's now available here.
- It is a socialist Four Loko.
- Yes.
- Socialism has infected it.
- Absolutely. Yeah.
- This is a darker color than I ever anticipated.
- This smells...
- Like Red Bull.
- really interesting.
- Oh, it's 8.5. Not eight, five.
- Wow. Living it up.
- That's still too much.
- Gold flavor!
- I've drank Four Loko,
but I've ne - I see the cans are much smaller over here.
- You make me so hyper when we're together.
Like I think our, your first shoot was awesome.
We were like,
(high pitched squeal)
like, honestly, it's insane.
- What, Mexico?
What are the, what are the flavors in here?
- Is it gold because it's the best one?
- Smells like a Red Bull with alcohol.
- We're going a-hunting for gold!
- Gold!
- Oh, It tastes a Red Bull with a bit of vodka in it.
- It's tangy
There's a tang.
- What is it? I don't know what that is.
- It's gold!
- When it comes to your drinks,
You're so gold.
Wait, You're perfection.
This is killing you.
- That does not taste like alcohol.
- No, no, no, no.
- Have you ever licked a slab of gold?
- A slab of gold?
- Yeah. I got slabs of gold.
- Yeah.
- I really don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
And I don't think there's anything
that I could do to make it better.
- The first taste you're like, oh, that's a bit much
but you're gonna,
I think I'm gonna drink it all.
You know what I mean?
- It just taste like an energy drink.
- No, I love it.
I think it's gorgeous.
I do like the taste of Red Bull, you see.
- If I'm like, oh, I'm not in the mood
to drink at all, but I am the Red Bull...
like I'd have like five Red Bulls.
- Your poor heart.
- My poor heart.
- You don't need five Red Bulls.
- I know, d'you imagine -
- What is the food flavor?
- We're not, we're not telling anything.
We're not telling you shit.
I can just imagine the Four Loko guys being like
these bros who invent it,
and then to the government,
they're like, we're not telling you shit, bro.
We're not telling you what alcohol content.
Who knows?
- This is the 8.5%!
No wonder pregnant women can't have this.
- You say that just as I'm knocking them back.
Oh, well.
- Oh, out of ten? I'd give it a seven.
I give it an eight for nostalgic reasons.
- That's great. Tastes like a vodka Red Bull.
And I'm very happy.
That's all I can really say about it.
- Doesn't tastes like alcohol. Alcohol, oh dear.
Oh no.
It's hap- it's happening.
- It's good to know that it's there.
- Yeah.
- I just -
- In the back of your mind, you will never go
for here though, but it's nice to know in the back
back back of your mind that this exists.
- That it's there.
- Yeah. You could order this in the bar, be like,
can I have a vodka and then everything else?
- Yeah. Spit it in a bit,
you know, maybe bit of sugar, bit of your spit.
- Why are you spitting on everything?
- I've got, I've got, I've got what we call excess saliva.
- I got a wet mouth.
Y'all got a wet mouth?
- That's my Tinder bio.
- I've had this one.
This is the one that blacked me out.
So...
I'm scared.
- This is like, this is proper.
- We're having Flubber.
- Noooo...
(laughs)
- We're having melted Flubber.
- Or the acid from the episode of the Simpsons
- I was literally about to say
the goggles -
- The goggles do nothing!
- Will do nothing.
- This is holiday (indistinct),
that's what this is.
- What's his name from Ghostbusters?
- Shrek's piss.
- Ghostbusters.
- Slimer.
- Slimer's gooze.
- Slimer's cum.
- That is vibrant. I mean, that's -
it's just not a green drink.
- No.
- That is... That is glowing.
That is...
- Acid green.
- Oh, it's sour apple. It's apple, Ciara.
- There's no more an apple in that, Callyann.
Does that ever look like an apple that you've
ever seen in your life?
- That's just good.
- That's pretty good.
- Unequivocally...
- That's not sour, it's just tasty.
- Actually not as bad as I thought.
- Very sweet, holy moly.
- That is delicious.
- Ooh.
- A child could drink this.
- Oh easily.
- This is...
- I would happily feed this to a child.
- First one was way worse.
- Vodka. Where.
- Where, yeah, can't taste it.
- Alcohol? Where.
- My teeth are hurting.
So I know the sugar.
- Sugar? Everyone.
- It's not that bad.
- Oh, it's a bit stronger though.
- But the color is scaring me.
- I'll be honest.
My, my, my chest feels
like it's getting a bit tight at the minute,
right now.
I don't know if it's the drinks.
I don't know if it's just my unhealthy lifestyle.
No idea.
- God, look at that.
Glowing green.
- That could be a little green screen in itself.
Little wonders going on in the glass.
- Oh, it totally feels like you're having a fake drink.
Like there's nothing real about this.
- What would your wee look like after a night on this?
- Like, that's a good investigation.
- It's been given to me by the Wicked Witch of the West,
because she wants me dead.
- Oh!
- And I'm kind of like fair.
And then I drink it back.
- I prefer this one.
- I prefer the gold,
'cause I'm a Red Bull addict.
- It's better.
It's like...
- Do you think it's better than the gold?
Don't look at me like that!
- I'm at of age where I would want
to mature from this.
However,
if I went to a house party, they were like
we got Four Loko.
I'd be like guys, gonna be a great night.
- Yeah, at a house party,
same rules don't apply.
- Exactly.
Although if I was gonna drink it with someone
it would be Callyann.
- Yeah. Look what flavor it is.
- Is it blue?
- It's blue.
- Blue.
- The flavor is blue.
- Blue.
- Look how cool that can is!
- It sure is blue Callyann, it sure is blue.
- It has to be blueberry.
- This is so blue, you could literally
color key this and turn it
any other color.
And now I go (snap)
and it's green and then maybe, (snap)
And it's yellow and then maybe,
(snap)
And it's red.
- [Grainne] How are you doing that?
- And now back to blue. (snap)
- [Grainne] Oh my God.
- That's how blue it is.
You can color key it.
- Oh, we're just going straight for it.
Oh, wow. Just going straight in.
- It looks so good.
- It's actually not that bad.
- Is it, does it stain your tongue?
- That's like a sweet...
- I was gonna say it.
That tastes like a bag of sweets.
- This tastes like CGI music video from the early nineties.
- Yeah. That... whoa.
- It's absolutely toilet bleach.
You'd have a sugar rush.
It's not alcohol.
You're not gonna be drunk.
You're just gonna be having the sugar rush.
- [Interviewer] How does it compare to the last two?
- It's better than the gold.
- I don't know why, in the Olympics,
people aren't getting blue medals for first.
It should be blue, green, gold.
- Blue, green, gold.
- Like the Irish flag.
- Like -
(laughter)
- Imagine downing this though.
- Don't.
- Don't, Donal. More don't Don't-al.
- Oh, I'd just be so sad if I had to drink this
on a night out.
The thing is, I would be sad
until I was absolutely three sheets to the wind.
- I'm not mad on the blueberry flavor,
but I'm mad on the alcohol and the sugar.
- But again, it doesn't really taste like alcohol.
It just tastes like blue food color.
- There's no alcohol in any of these drinks!
The only evidence that there's alcohol
in these drinks is me.
- If you were, like, sitting down
at a bar and like, saw someone drinking this...
- Oh, you would.
- You'd just feel like it's so weird,
in a glass?
- Whoever designed the color of this drink, give them a job.
- I thought you were gonna say
who ever designed the color of a blue?
Give 'em a raise.
- Oh, that too.
- What a guy.
- People think, oh, you're drinking alone
by yourself at home.
That's kind of sad.
And I'm like, no, it's not.
There's nothing sad about that.
I enjoy having to drink at home.
If I was drinking this at home, alone?
Saddest thing in the world.
- That is a cry for help.
- Saddest thing in the world.
- It's a stronger flavor,
I think,
it's regards to what if blue was
to have a flavor, I feel it is.
But I also think I'm kind of getting a little
bit more tipsier.
- It's like drinking floor polish in a way,
because you end up on the floor
and you're polished, hey!
- I can't tell if I'm getting tipsy.
Maybe I am.
(snort)
- Is that a yes?
- I feel like you are.
- This is mouth wash from a dentist.
- This is the most American thing
I've ever heard in my life.
- What is fruit punch?
- Fruit punch flavor.
- That's just all the fruits.
- That's definitely culty.
- It's like jelly.
- Yeah!
- It smells like jelly.
- This is so cherry.
This is the most cherry thing.
This just popped mine.
- We're just going straight in by the way.
- It's so cherry.
- Okay, okay.
- Oh!
Cherry.
- Oh, I do like cherry.
- Why didn't they call it cherry flavor?
- That's Dr. Pepper, cherry, vodka and Red Bull had a baby.
- Oh yeah.
Now. Okay.
Don't act as if that is not incredible.
- It's nice.
- This one looks the most military with the color scheme.
- Yeah. I know what you mean.
- It's so strong.
Like, is it like
the flavor is super duper strong,
that I love it for that.
- Like, this is like a cherry blast.
- Have you ever had a chica cherry cola?
- You said a lot of words very quickly.
- Chica cherry cola.
- (Gibberish)
- What is punch? I don't even know what punch is.
- It's an American thing.
- Yeah, I know that, but...
- You spike the pun- oh, my God.
Yeah. I, I just know it
from being spiked and then everyone eating each other.
- It tastes less like a cleaning agent.
It tastes more like a dessert, but it tastes
like something that would, like, outlive the apocalypse.
- Fruit punch is a lie.
They're lying to you.
- Yeah, they're saying fruit punch.
The fruit is cherry.
And it's punching you with its flavor.
- Yeah. But why does it have to be like Shayamalan twist?
Why can't they just say what it is?
- I just realized
it's called Four Loko.
I've been calling it Fort Loko the whole fucking time.
- Have you?
- I, I said to you-
- No, you haven't.
- Fort Loko sounds like a crazy place.
And you said, yeah, it does.
And I said, yeah, well that's, that's why it's called -
- No, you haven't!
- Why would, why would I say Four Loko
sounds like a crazy place?
Fort Loko, as in like it's a Spanish fort.
- I think I'd be happy if I was
down in the bunker,
end of the world was happening,
I had my peas, I had my beans,
and my Four Loko.
- I can just see Callyann with her peas and beans,
having a great time.
- I'm just like, whoo!
Guys, world's ending?
Mine's just starting! Whoo!
- Check out these peas and beans!
- This reddish pinkish - I just farted.
This reddish pinkish to me...
Did we pick that up? Did we pick it up?
Did I do a (indistinct)?
Is that, is that it's called now, right?
It's called a (indistinct).
Right? Reddish pinkish thing has gotten the blue medal
which means it's the best.
- Yes.
- If you can't follow
that, have a Four Loko and then
you'll know exactly what's happening.
- Well, I definitely, definitely will have it again.
Ciara would probably absolutely never.
- I don't feel great.
- I feel full.
- We need the 12.5%, bro.
I would actually love to try the American one,
honest to God.
- I wouldn't mind dabbling in it.
- I would a little dabble.
- A little dabble.
- I don't have many memories from the American one.
All I, the reason I can remember the American one is
because we shot a load of videos over there.
- I think that these are...
(belch)
- There you go.
- That's that's my one word review is...
- Yeah.
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