- [Interviewer] How many people have you kissed?
- Three.
- [Interviewer] What are each of their names?
- I have to say their-
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- [Interviewer] Have you ever been kissed?
- (laughs)
- Oh, God. (laughs)
- My mom's out there. (laughs)
- Yes.
- Yes. (laughs)
- [Interviewer] Ooh.
What happened?
- It was in first grade.
- Fifth grade.
- Eighth grade.
- New Year's Eve.
- After a football game.
- At a park.
- It was in his car.
- Parent's house.
- My basement, we have a room and we were just chillin'.
- I was playing spin the bottle.
- Spin the bottle.
- So I was like please land on me.
It did, it was actually my best friend's date.
We kissed.
- [Interviewer] Was it a good kiss?
- I pretty much just sat back and let her do the work.
(laughs) - [Interviewer] (laughs)
- My first kiss was with my friend's sister.
She just went in for a kiss.
I didn't dodge it. (laughs)
- I went in, supple lips closed,
and he went in full open mouth and tongue,
and it was not super pleasant.
- He missed my mouth and our teeth like ... (slaps fist)
- For some reason I kept my eyes open the whole time.
- [Interviewer] What'd it look like?
- I was just like ...
- [Interviewer] (laughs)
- It was kind of awkward.
- Awkward.
- Pretty awkward.
- We were like sitting on this hill,
they leaned in and I kind went like this,
and I fell all the way down the hill.
- He took me behind the school and kissed me,
and one of his friends was watching (laughs)
right next to him.
- It was actually in front of a bunch of people.
- Any everybody was like, I feel like clapping,
I blacked out.
- We kept kissing and then my mom walked in
to tell me something, and I got so embarrassed.
- [Interviewer] What did your mom say?
- Absolutely not. (laughs)
- [Interviewer] How long did it last?
- Two minutes?
- 10 minutes.
- Two hours. (laughs)
- [Interviewer] Describe your first kiss.
- It was just like a little peck.
- Peck.
- I don't think that counts as really been kissed,
you know?
- [Interviewer] Was it a French kiss?
- (laughs)
- Yes.
- Yup.
- Oh yeah.
- [Interviewer] Was it good?
- It was decent.
- It was really bad!
- Horrible.
- [Interviewer] Why?
- He just didn't know what he was doing.
- He didn't know where to put his hands or nothing,
and I was kinda just like laughing.
- He told me that, that's not how you really kiss people,
and then he's like, you should practice with your finger.
- I did look up the Wiki How article before.
- [Interviewer] What did it say to do?
- Tilting your head so your nose didn't touch.
It helped with the lips and tongue.
- There was a lot of tongue.
- A lot of tongue.
- A lot of tongue, it was just too much.
- His lips were really dry and kinda crusty. (laughs)
- I backed up and I was just like I'm not doing that.
- [Interviewer] Who kissed you?
- His name was Elijah.
- [Interviewer] What happened?
- It was quick 'cause we were at the mall.
My mom was coming. (laughs)
- [Interviewer] Tell him what you thought of the kiss.
Was it a good kiss or bad kiss?
- It was really boring.
He needed a toothbrush too.
- [Interviewer] (laughs)
- As kids or whatever, we grow up and we watch media
and we're like this first kiss,
it's gonna be such a big deal,
and it's gonna be like fireworks.
When it actually happens you're like oh, okay.
- [Interviewer] How many people have you kissed?
- One.
- Two.
- Three?
Four?
- Like six or seven, eight maybe?
- 15.
- 50?
- [Interviewer] Okay.
- (laughs)
- [Interviewer] What are each of their names?
- Who keeps track of this?
- You know, I actually have a list on my phone.
Isaac, Kyle, Ty.
- Olivia.
- It was Alfonso.
- [Interviewer] Do you still talk to this person?
- No.
- Didn't talk to him like ever again.
- [Interviewer] Have you ever been kissed?
- No. (laughs)
- No, I have not.
- No.
- No, no, no, no.
- [Interviewer] You've kissed someone.
- I haven't kissed nobody!
- [Interviewer] Why haven't you kissed anyone?
- I don't think people are interested in me.
I think I'm charming though, but nobody really likes me.
- [Interviewer] Do you want to be kissed?
- At some point before I die.
- Yeah.
- Sure.
Don't tell my dad.
- [Interviewer] Do you want to be kissed?
- Nope.
- No.
- Nope, germs.
- Saliva, it's gross.
- It's like someone else's face touching.
I don't really like it.
- [Interviewer] When is the right time to be kissing?
- When it's more mature than it is childish, I guess.
- When you're in a really stable relationship.
- [Interviewer] Diego, have you ever been kissed?
- Uh no, I have not.
- [Interviewer] Has it ever come close with somebody?
- I guess yeah, it's come pretty close.
- [Interviewer] Oh, why didn't you go through with it?
- You know, nerves.
- [Interviewer] Do you think this person liked you?
- Their friends later told me that she did, yeah.
- [Interviewer] Didn't make the move, man.
- No, I did not.
- [Interviewer] Have you wanted to kiss someone?
- Yeah, her name is Shello,
and low key if you want to kiss and I'm like (laughs)
I'm available.
- [Interviewer] Have you ever been kissed?
- No.
- [Interviewer] Why not?
- Because I'm too young.
- My first kiss was not the greatest.
I wasn't ready for it,
and he was a little bit older.
- [Interviewer] Do you still talk to this person at all?
- I do not but he apologized a few months later,
and I left him on read.
- Maybe in some people's eyes,
being 18 and have not kissed anybody is kinda lame.
- The first kiss is never all that good,
and people should stop putting so much emphasis on it.
- I'm waiting 'til I know someone
that would be worth kissing.
- I wanted my first kiss to be super special.
My best friend, her name's Catherine,
and I asked Catherine to kiss me,
that way I can say oh, my first kiss was my best friend,
rather than someone I regret.
- The person I was kissing made me feel really comfortable.
- [Interviewer] How did they make you feel comfortable?
- By telling me to breathe beforehand,
take a deep breath, and just let it go naturally.
- [Interviewer] What was the person's name?
- Emeke.
- [Interviewer] Do you think you're gonna kiss Emeke again?
- I have no idea, maybe. (laughs)