Hi, YouTube.
It's Akilah, Obviously!
And today I wanted to do a makeup tutorial for President Steve Bannon.
Because we all live in a political climate and so I think we should make it, you know,
a little bit more fun.
So this is about Steve Bannon and his looks.
All you're gonna need is: salamis, they smell awful--like his skin probably
does and then just some like really off-colors.
Dark blood red.
Some white.
Some green and grey.
And maybe even some light blue just to really show how dead and disgusting and decaying
his skin is.
So the first thing you wanna do is remove all of the things that make you look like
a person.
So I'm gonna take off this fun lipstick.
That's not his jam.
We would be remiss if we didn't start with white since he's a white supremacist.
He would hate if we made his look on a super black face.
So we're just gonna try to white out as much as we can.
It's not "whiteface" because we'll be covering it with salami.
And I don't think most white people wanna claim him either so let's just be real.
You're gonna put that all over, especially under the eyes like really white.
I'm brown, so it's mixing in and making this really, like, cool, sort of taupe--which would
be relatively okay skin tone if you are a person, but again he's a goblin from the under
world.
Think clown.
Like how this administration is filled with a bunch of unqualified, inept clowns?
Even on the eyebrows.
They gotta look like they're ashy even though they're on your face.
Like that's another real characteristic of this administration.
They just don't look like they moisturize like no one ever told them that lotion and
the butters are a thing to have.
Now that we are mostly white, it's time to really get into looking gross.
So we have this great sort of khaki green.
Add that like "maybe I'm undead."
kinda look.
Look like a rejected mummy whose only refuge is a hateful site like Breitbart.
Also note that a person who actually looks like this thinks that his genes are superior...to
anybody's.
So now you can see that this is kind of a really unflattering color.
The green is really just like a little murky.
It's not a straight-forward look, it's just a little gross.
That's sort of where we're starting.
A mayonnaisey--like a tartar sauce.
We can just make this look as tartary as possible.
My inspiration for this is...what's that guy's name in Men In Black.
He's a farmer.
He goes outside to investigate the aliens and he comes back in and he's like an alien
wearing the human suit and he drinks all the sugar water?
That's what we're going for.
That's exactly what Steve Bannon looks in the mirror and sees every morning.
The dark red's important.
I'm not certain if he's an alcoholic, but he has that bloated, sort of, maybe fell into
a vat of wine when he was young and like the Ring girl from the well came and got him--sort
of look.
And I think that that's accentuated by just like, splotches.
So this is important.
You don't want to be too artistic with this.
It's really splotchy and it's sort of all over.
Use the same makeup brush because is not to look good.
The more your mouth looks like a bleached a****le, the more you're doing it right.
Here's how you really sell the look: there are really great textures in the world that
look more accurately like his skin.
So we have some deli salami.
It smells horrific.
Stick it all over.
Just stick it.
Try not to gag.
You know, sort of like when I hear any news stories about him just suppress that gag reflex.
Cause this is our president, you know.
We need to respect him.
So I'm just tryna be respectful.
Donald Trump has I believe tried to look crazier than Steve Bannon and he's failed.
I think that the orange look was a bold choice.
It's not too terribly overdone.
This sort of is reminiscent of like a family member you're fond of like maybe your meemaw
or you know your grandfather.
If they passed away and then somehow they came back from the dead and were like screaming
about how they love the klan and how black lives matter is a terrorist organization.
This is the look.
Also, like if it falls off that's kind of like goes with this undead.
I'm sure he sheds part of his face all day everyday.
In meetings.
When he's writing executive orders that put him on committees that Donald Trump doesn't
get to read about.
The pink hair makes it a little cute so you're gonna wanna hide anything that's a little
precious.
Please ignore my bun.
If I had like a dirty, greasy grifter wig that would be ideal.
But if you acquire one and you know where to get it, please leave me a comment so I
can enhance this look.
But I think this is right.
Thank you so much for watching and I'll see you soon with another video.
Ha, eww.