- Last night, the Golden Globes took over Hollywood,
and we were there with all the stars
just seconds after they walked offstage
during our live Golden Globes
after show. - Oh, it was so much fun,
and there was so much that happened
during our after show and after our after show
that we just wanted to sit down after our after show
to bring you the amazing moments from our after show
and after our after show.
- Wow, wait.
(dramatic music) - Let's just move on.
All right, to me, one of the biggest moments
was Laura Dern telling us that she would be devastated
to not do Big Little Lies, Season 3.
We were trying to get her to break some news for us,
but what she said is.
- It would devastate me
to not get to ever play Renata again.
- I will not not be rich
and she will not not be Renata.
- Exactly.
- Got that? - Tell HBO.
I will not not be rich.
- What's up with some other news that happened last night
too. - Yes.
Cousin Greg came into our lovely space.
- Oh my god. - I'm overly excited
that you're here.
And it turns out that Leo's a big fan,
or LDC as we now know him.
- LDC.
- LDC is a big fan of Succession.
- Leonardo DiCaprio watches the show.
- [Chris] Wow.
- He whispered some stuff in my ear
that I can't tell you guys,
but it was really intimate and now we're best friends.
- It was like a.
- Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- Also, we went to the NBC party, where we saw Rita Wilson.
And you guys, it was a huge night for Tom Hanks
with the Cecil B. DeMille Award,
and to not have your makeup artist show up
the night that you know you're gonna be on camera
front and center in the middle of the ballroom.
- Right. - I mean,
it's anxiety inducing.
- And by the way, I'm just now putting two and two together.
That's why he said, "Be on time."
- Showing up on time is one of the greatest liberating acts
you can give yourself.
- Be on time for my wife
when she's sitting front and center.
Thank you. (laughs)
- You know who else is very punctual
and is always on time is that Martha Stewart.
- Yeah. - She was telling me, though,
about hanging out with Snoop Dogg all day,
- Okay. - somebody who's not known
for punctuality.
I don't know how that relationship continues in that way.
She told me, she said, "You have to watch
"this video that we just shot
"out at the Warner Brothers InStyle party,"
and, my god, it was cinematic.
- That is amazing. - Golden Globe 2021.
- Can I tell you what I really want to get down
to the bottom of is Joey King posting
that Patricia Arquette, who of course played
her on-screen mother in The Act and won last night,
bonked her on the head with the Golden Globe statue,
which, by the way, is extremely heavy.
I don't know how you can use this much force
to make this happen, but she has a knot on her forehead.
- All I know is that we did see Patricia Arquette
later on in the night wearing a Viking helmet,
so clearly, she was ready for battle, and I don't know
if that's the reason. - I forgot about that.
- Yeah, I don't know if that's the reason
for what happened, but-- - It was the most
bizarre sight, yeah.
- Let's talk about another big moment from last night,
especially on social media,
the moment when Joaquin Phoenix won
for Best Actor in a Drama for "Joker."
- Joaquin Phoenix.
(audience cheers and claps)
- And everybody in the room stood up.
It was a standing ovation
until you get to Beyonce.
So Beyonce was still seated.
Now, to her credit, she didn't win for Best Song,
but she still stuck around
for, I believe, the rest of the show.
I'm okay with it.
Are you okay with it? - I'm okay with it.
You know, I'm just okay any time Beyonce shows up
to anything and-- - I just feel like
we're blessed with her. - Yeah.
- It's just, she was there, guys.
Let's very quickly talk about the things
that we learned about ourselves
in the one-on-one space last night,
which is I realized that I do this deep squat
while interviewing people.
Look who we have.
Hi.
- Oh, thank you. - Congratulations.
- Thanks.
- Super weird.
I didn't see it until people were sending me photos,
but it's a thing.
We have Laura Dern.
Um, also, I asked Taron Egerton
if he was with his children, who were his sisters.
Are these your daughters?
- These are my little sisters.
- And of course I knew that he doesn't have kids,
but in the moment, he's holding a five-year-old.
I assume he must be related somehow,
but it was actually really sweet
that he came with his sisters.
- [Chris] His sisters, yes.
- They wouldn't give me the time of day with an answer.
They couldn't be bothered, but they were very sweet.
And the last thing I was reliving this morning
was trying to get Ellen to dance with us.
Can we get a little, just Golden Globe winner dance?
A dance-off?
Which didn't really happen, but I danced for Ellen.
♪ Ding, ding, ding, ding ♪
- That's good. - It was the most awkward
shoulder-shimmy thing you've ever seen,
so feeling really good about that this morning.
(laughing)
- I thought it was good.
It was a fun moment.
- Yes.
Well I had a blast with you.
It was so much fun.
I hope we can do it again next year.
- I hope so too. - Right?
- Yeah, we'll get some sleep and we'll get back out there.
- And I feel like next time, when we see Patricia Arquette,
I'll be like full body armor,
like just protective gear, just in case.
- Just in case. - 'Cause she, who knew
she'd be the most wild one of the night.
- Wild one of the night.
(Kristin laughs) Yeah.
- [Kristin] Love you, babe.
(lips smack)
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