- WHAT'S UP?
IT'S FUN.
THAT WAS SOME GOOD DANCING GOING ON EARLIER.
- I KNOW.
WELL, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
YOU LOOK FIT AND HEALTHY AND HAPPY AND--
- WE'RE GOOD.
IT'S--IT'S ACM SEASON, SO WE'RE--
WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME.
- BUT I'M SURPRISED YOU LOOK AS GOOD AND HEALTHY AS--
I KNOW YOU JUST CAME FROM SPRING BREAK,
WHERE YOU HOSTED JEANNIE.
- A LOT OF CALORIES DOWN THERE.
A LOT OF CALORIES THAT'LL GET YOU.
- AND SOME WILDNESS HAPPENING.
BUT JEANNIE WAS THERE, AND--
- DID SHE MAKE IT BACK?
- I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS.
- WELL, SHE--YEAH, SHE-- I HEARD THAT SHE STAYED
IN, LIKE, ONE OF THE SPRING BREAK CENTRAL HOTELS
DOWN THERE,
AND I THINK SHE WAS UP FOR, LIKE, THREE DAYS STRAIGHT,
LISTENING TO ALL OF THE BIG RAP MUSIC AND STUFF.
- SHE IS SO FAR AWAY FROM THAT PERSONALITY.
I'M SO SHOCKED THAT SHE WENT THERE AND STAYED THERE.
- SHE DIDN'T COME BACK WITH ANY TATTOOS OR ANYTHING.
- SHE MAY. I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVEN'T--I REALLY HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE THEN.
- SHE MAY BE AN EMPLOYEE OF MINE NOW,
SO I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
- SHE'S TOURING WITH YOU NOW?
- I'LL TAKE OVER THE CHECKS.
- THIS REALLY IS CRAZY,
'CAUSE YOU STARTED THIS SIX YEARS AGO,
AND I THINK THERE WERE 4,000 PEOPLE THAT STARTED.
AND THIS LAST TIME WAS 230,000 PEOPLE
THAT SHOWED UP.
- TWO HUNDRED AND--YEAH.
IT'S AWESOME TO LOOK--
YOU KNOW, WE PLAY IN SPINNAKER IN FRONT OF ABOUT 2,000,
BUT THEN WE GO ON THE BEACH, AND THAT'S WHERE THE OTHER--
YEAH, THAT'S WHERE THE OTHER 200,000 ARE.
- THAT MUST FEEL AMAZING, TO HAVE THAT KIND OF--
- IT'S A BLAST.
IT'S LIKE THE--IT'S LIKE THE TWO DAYS OF MY YEAR
THAT I JUST GET TO REALLY BE STUPID
AND KIND OF REWIND THE CLOCK A LITTLE BIT AND HAVE SOME FUN.
AND IT'S--IT'S THE ONLY SHOW THAT--IT'S THE ONLY TWO SHOWS
THAT I PHYSICALLY DRINK ON STAGE, SO...
- YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU ABOUT.
SO HOW MUCH DO YOU DRINK BEFORE YOU GET ON STAGE?
- A LOT. - UH-HUH.
AND DURING THE CONCERT?
- WELL, SEE, AFTER SIX YEARS OF DOING IT,
I'VE LEARNED WHAT TO START WITH, WHAT TO DRINK DURING--
YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT, YOU KNOW, RAMPING IT UP
TO THAT--TO THE MOMENT OF--
- MAKING IT THROUGH. - EXACTLY.
- YEAH. - COMPLETING THE SHOW.
- WELL, YOU DRINK BEER, RIGHT?
- I DRINK A-- YES, A LOT OF BEER.
- OKAY, WELL, WE HAVE SOMEONE WHO WORKS HERE, ANDY,
WHO ALSO DRINKS BEER,
AND I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD PUT YOU TWO TO A CHALLENGE,
WHO COULD DRINK A BEER FASTER.
ANDY, COME ON OUT.
[cheers and applause]
- NICE.
- ALL RIGHT.
- HE'S--HE'S SLIM AND LOOKING GOOD TOO, SO...
- ALL RIGHT.
SO I'LL SAY, "GO."
YOU WANT TO STAND UP? HOW DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
- THIS MAY GET BAD. - ALL RIGHT.
I APPRECIATE YOU SPARING ME ON THE--
- JUST ANOTHER DAY ON THE JOB, RIGHT?
- ALL RIGHT, READY? - HERE WE GO.
- SET. GO.
[cheers and applause]
- WHAT IS THAT?
HE DIDN'T EVEN-- YEAH, HE--
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
OKAY, AND--
AND WHAT I-- WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS,
WHOEVER LOSES HAS TO TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA RIGHT AWAY.
- OH, GOSH.
THIS FEELS LIKE SPRING BREAK ALL OVER RIGHT HERE.
I DIDN'T EVEN GET, LIKE, A THIRD.
- THAT WAS INSANE-- WAIT, HOLD ON.
- IT'S FOUR YEARS OF STATE SCHOOL.
- ALL RIGHT, AND THEN THERE'S THE--
THERE'S THE SHOTS OF TEQUILA SO THAT WHOEVER LOSES--
- YEAH, THAT'S NOT THE CLEAR STUFF.
THAT'S THE-- - YEAH.
- WHAT IS IT?
WELL, I'M DEFINITELY GONNA LOSE.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
NOW I'M NOT NERVOUS ANYMORE, SO...
- ALL RIGHT, LET LUKE GET ONE HEAD START.
READY, SET, GO.
[cheers and applause]
AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT DRIVING HOME.
- CHEERS. - OH, COME ON.
- HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.
[cheers and applause]
- THANKS, ANDY.
OH.
- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, WOMAN?
- THAT WAS IM-- THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE.