♪ When you wish upon a fart ♪
- Really?
(Orange farts)
(Orange laughs)
- Woo hoo!
I can't believe I finally made it to Disneyland.
Coming here has always been a Fantasyland of mine!
(Orange laughs)
- Ticket.
- Hmm.
Thicket.
- Ticket!
- Kick it.
- Ticket!
- Pick it, then flick it.
(Orange laughs)
- Sir, I'm not trying to make rhymes with you.
I need to see your ticket.
You're not allowed into Disneyland
unless you have a valid -
- Sorry, what'd you say?
I couldn't hear you over the screams
on that roller coaster I just went on.
- Wait, wait.
You just went on a roller coaster?
How is that even possible?
- No, I just got my picture taken with Mickey.
I did that roller coaster, like, forever ago.
Jeez.
- Sir, I need to see your ticket now!
- Yo! Whatchu talkin' about?
How can I have a ticket
when I don't have any pockets?
- Well you don't have a nose, either.
Doesn't mean I don't want to punch it.
(Orange laughs)
Oh man, that was a good one!
(Orange Dole Whip)
- Wait, wait, wait.
How the heck did you get a Dole Whip?
(Orange slurps Dole Whip)
- What'd you say?
I couldn't hear you over the slurping noise
I make every time I lick this Dole Whip.
- I said -
(Orange slurps)
- Sir, would you stop slurping that Dole Whip
for two seconds?
- No worries, I'm finished.
(Orange burps)
(Orange laughs)
Besides, I got this cool sword now!
Look how much noise it makes!
Nuh nuh nuh!
(Orange laughs)
Hey!
(Ticket taker screams)
- Look!
I don't know how in the heck
you keep getting into Disneyland without a ticket,
but you need to stop it now.
You hear me?
- Not very well,
but I have an idea how to improve my hearing.
Ta daa!
(Orange laughs)
- Just tell me how you keep sneaking
into the Happiest Place on Earth.
- Well, it's always quite the Adventureland.
I can tell you that much-land.
(Orange laughs)
- Sir?
- Yes-land?
(Ticket taker groans)
- You realize we don't just put the word "land"
afterwords at random, right?
- Oh, really-land?
- Stop it!
- Why-land?
- Sir, I'm not going to ask you again.
This is your final -
- Frontierland?
(Orange laughs)
- That's it! That's it!
Gimmie those Mickey ears right now!
(Orange screams)
You do not deserve to wear them!
- Help!
- Give them to me!
- No!
- Yes!
- No-land!
(Orange laughs)
- Argh!
Now get out of here and never come back.
You hear me?
- Well how can I?
You took my ears.
(Orange laughs)
Dole Whip?
(Ticket taker sighs)
- Look, let's just get you a ticket.
That way you can go into the park
and be out of my life forever.
- A wicket?
What do I need a wicket for?
- I said ticket.
- Cricket?
- Ticket!
- Lemony Snickett?
- Ticket!
- Benedict Cumberbatch?
- Okay, that did not sound anything like what I said.
- Sorry, but how would I know that?
Remember how you took my ears?
- Yes I remember that!
Look, just -
You can just go in, okay?
I no longer care.
Just, just go in
and, and, and, and never return.
- Woo hoo!
Thanks friend!
See you Tomorrowland!
(Orange laughs)
(Ticket taker groans)
- Happiest Place on Earth my patootie!
(epic music)