- That's the thing from "Family Guy".
The Pepperidge...
Have you seen that thing from "Family Guy"?
Oh, yes, that's it.
"Pepperidge Farm remembers."
I can't even meme correctly.
What am I doing with my life?
(upbeat music)
- Cookies. - Cookies.
Delighted, can't wait.
Cookies are amazing.
- I love cookies.
- Yeah.
Chocolate chip cookies especially.
- Yes.
- All that I hope is there's no raisin cookies.
- Yeah, they sound like they were made
by a man called Rupert.
- Double or triple or quadruple
chocolate chip with raisins.
I fucking hate raisins.
Are there raisin cookies?
I don't like raisins.
They're just like old grapes.
(upbeat music)
- Oh, I recognize these.
- Oh my God.
- It's a bag.
It's a big bag of cookies.
- Oh my God.
These look so good.
- Chocolate coconut almond.
That is so many words.
- Oh, that sounds nice.
- Oh my God.
- Coconut.
See, why?
Why would you do that?
- You know cookies are good...
- Oh, they smell like coconut though.
- ...when they come in a little paper bag.
- Oh, there's layers.
Well, that's handy.
- You ready?
Are you ready?
- Let's do it.
- Smells like almond.
Almond.
Don't know why I like saying that.
- Is there any coconut in there?
- There's a layer.
Let's just take it out.
And then there's another layer in here.
So there's more.
- Oh.
- Oh, well done.
- Chocolate chips are so big.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Mm.
- Nothing wrong with that.
- There is coconut there.
- It exploded.
- Clean up on Aisle Paul.
- Mm-hmm.
- I kind of love how it gets real stuck in your teeth.
And you can spend a while being like.
- It's not overpowering.
It's fine.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
(laughs)
- I wasn't expecting that.
- Oh my God.
I'm so happy right now.
What the hell?
- It tastes like everything
that it says it's going to taste like.
- You just took all the words
out of my mouth forever.
- Angelic.
- Prone to hyperbole here beside me,
but they're grand.
- The packaging is nice.
The price is right.
Maui, Pepperidge.
(upbeat music)
- It's white chocolate.
Fucking knew it.
I fricking knew it.
Oh.
- Tahoe?
Hey, so these are place names,
aren't they?
- White chocolate macadamia.
- Say macadamia again.
- Macadamia.
- I like the way you say it.
- Macadamia.
- (exaggerated) Macadamia. - (exaggerated) Macadamia.
- Oh yes.
There is the product.
- I think they're the same as the last ones.
- No these are white chocolate based.
- Well, why is there brown in it?
- We're about to get a double load of goodness.
- Mm.
- They're really buttery.
- Oh, I like these now.
- I've never seen a man
chew more intensely.
- They kinda confuse me.
- These aren't as crumbly as the last ones.
- Meh.
- Oh, a delightful light crunch.
- Why am I let down over here?
- Subtlety of the white chocolate.
The way the macadamia
just creeps up behind ya and says,
"How's it going?"
- Oh wait. Look.
Is that a macadamia?
- Yeah. That's the note.
Hey little guy.
- Hey little friend.
- I'm not feeling like I want to finish this cookie.
- Me neither.
- They're good.
I think maybe the first ones were better.
- Yeah.
- I really like this one
cause there's no coconut in it.
- Throw in some cranberries in here
and mix up your cookie dough
and then we're winning.
- I'm not a big fan of white chocolate.
- Only you.
We're different people.
- I give them a five.
- Yeah. I like these.
They make my belly happy.
- Yeah.
(upbeat music)
- Double chocolate Nantucket.
- Oh, dark chocolate.
Thanks for helping.
- Oh my God.
- They smell amazing.
- This smells like Willy Wonka's dick.
- Oh.
(laughing)
- If this is anything like the first one,
my head is about to explode right now.
- Shall we have a little nibble on the nut?
There's no nuts in this.
There is.
Nan, Nantucket.
It's Nantucket?
No. Nantucket's a place.
- Oh. Goddammit.
- Big chocolatey chunks.
- Oh, look at that crumble.
- It's amazing.
Look at that full chunk.
- That's maybe 60% dark chocolate, is it?
- Oh yeah.
- It's not that strong.
- No, no, no.
Sorry. No.
- Oh, Nan fuck it.
That's great.
- This one is nice,
but it's missing milk for me.
That's all.
The rest of them are good on their own,
but this one could just do with the milk
cause it's dark chocolate.
- I feel like Hansel and Gretel
cause look at all the crumbs we're leaving behind.
- Oh, this is my favorite so far.
- Yeah.
- This is the only one that's not been crumbly.
- You're loving it.
You're loving that one.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'd give them a six.
- It wants to be loved,
but I haven't got no love to give.
- That'd be my favorite so far.
This perfect balance of cookie and chocolate.
- And dick, apparently.
- Yeah.
(upbeat music)
- Impressive catch.
- Raisins.
- Ah no.
- Yay.
- Why do we have raisins in cookies?
- No. I'm not happy with this.
- Oh no.
No, no, no, no, no.
- I think they could be really nice.
- Have a sniff.
You can smell the raisin.
- Oh, it smells,
this is not even a cookie anymore.
This is like a flapjack.
- I hate raisins.
- So do I.
- Try and get a raisin chunk.
Oh, these are chewy.
- Oh my god.
It's like Flubber.
- This looks like that little alien
from that episode of Rick and Morty.
- Oh.
- Why would you do this...
- What is this?
- ...to cookies?
- Didn't explode.
- It's nice, isn't it?
It's kind of cinnamony.
- I fricking love cinnamon.
This is just giving me cinnamon pleasure
over here.
(spits out)
- No. Don't like raisins.
- Why would you actually do that to cookies?
- I'm having a stroke.
- Cookies never hurt you.
Cookies are good.
- I really liked the texture.
This is my favorite texture cookie.
- Okay.
Actually, I think this might've changed my mind.
I might be team raisin now.
Whoa.
- It says if you're going to have a cookie,
have a cookie.
- Yeah. Take your own advice.
- This is not a cookie.
- You tried.
You did your best.
- I did.
I came,
I tried,
I spat it out, and...
- Here we are.
- I'm also sad cause this is the last cookie.
- Raising it up to an eight.
- Raisin!
- Hey!
- He's raisin it up.
- Give me a high five right here now.
- Oh.
- We started on the highest of highs...
- We did.
- ...and we have finished on the lowest...
- Of lows.
- It was literally like
oh my God, this is great.
Oh. Oh, dark chocolate.
Mm yeah, baby.
And the, (whistles).
Raisins.
- We just had cookies,
so I'm still happy no matter what, you know?
- You know that song so good,
so good,
I knew that I would.
It was written about Pepperidge Farm cookies.
- Thanks very much for watching.
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- You're just like chunks on the brain.
- Chunks on the brain.
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