You boys have fun!
You got it Mrs. P, I’ll try and leave your boy
enough money for rent!
How about it fellas? You feelin’ lucky?
Luck has nothing to do with it. You’re just
a terrible poker player.
This is my new buddy from work I told you about.
Yugi, meet the guys.
Yugi was it? I’m Chuck and this is Dan. Say hello Dan.
Is that a belt round your neck?
Yes it is! And this is my millennium puzzle!
He’s from out of town.
Anyway… You play any poker Yugi?
I love cards! My Grandpa told me to always believe in the heart of the cards.
What can I say? The kid loves cards.
Game’s five card draw. One-eyed Jacks are wild, okay?
Sounds good to me.
No problem.
Excellent
You gonna pick your cards up there buddy?
I have no need.
Oh…kay… anyone else?
Two for me.
Urgh… I’ll take four.
Well I’m going to raise you fellas 2 bucks.
I’m out
Of course. Chuck?
Too rich for my blood.
How about you Yugi? Gonna fold like these chumps?
I don't like that smile on his face.
He could have anything in his hand!
You have to believe Yugi! When you have faith in yourself the cards will
He doesn’t do this at work I swear!
My friends believe in me, I can do this!
This hands not over yet Dave. Reveal your cards.
Read em’ and weep. Two Pair eights over threes.
Not. So. Fast. Your overconfidence has been your undoing. Your two pair might be impressive,
but you will find that it will take more than that to defeat an opponent who is pure of
heart.
The most powerful thing in the world is friendship, so allow me to introduce you to three of my
oldest friends.
THE THREEEEE JAAAACKS!
What the actual Fuuuuuuuuuck????
And now my Jacks draw your weapons and destroy his two pair!
I believe it’s my turn to deal, and if there are no objections I will use my personal deck.
Uh, what just happened?
And as my Jacks have destroyed your feeble table,
a new field of play is required...
What is it with you and belts???
What the hell? I look like some kind of fancy pirate.
It could be worse buddy. Check out Dan.
I kinda like it. Very purply.
If you are quite finished.
Oh sure.
Two cards is all it will take for me to defeat you fools!
Two for me also, you… Cocksuckers! What? Too much?
I have you right where I want you… who am I kidding? Give me four.
Very well and I will only take one card and with that I will go all in.
CALL!!!
It will be IMPOSSIBLE for you to defeat me when I’m safe inside my FULL HOUSE!!!
That’s what you think! Let’s see how you like my EIGHT OF HEARTS!!!
GET HIM!!!!
Fool! Nothing can defeat m…
Dude! Some got in my mouth…
Pathetic. Let me show you how a real card player does it.
FOUR OF A KIND I SUMMON YOU!!!
Quake with fear Chuck, as I turn your Full House into a House Full… of BLOOD!
Come on dude it’s just a…
GAAAAAME!!!
I get it now! House Full of Chuck’s blood! Good one Dave!
I think I’ve pissed myself.
Nothing can defeat me now. I have seen through your pathetic schemes and demolished
your pitiful hands. Tremble before me Yugi. I will obliterate you and the fifteen bucks
will be all mine!
You are right about one thing Dave, my hand cannot withstand the fury of your Knights
attack.
A pair?? It’s barely worth the effort in crushing you but crush you I will.
Prepare to be defeated Yu Gi, as the fury of my knights charge obliterates your hand
and I win the game!
I wouldn’t do that if I were you.
It may have escaped your attention, but if you look
closely you will notice something about my Jack.
That’s right. He only has… ONE EYE!
You will remember Chuck said at the beginning of the game that one-eyed Jacks are wild.
Is this not true Chuck?
Can someone take me to the hospital?
Which means he can take the form of any card in the deck
and I choose my favourite card,
the KING OF CLUBS!!!
No! It’s not possible!!!
I’m not finished yet. As all of my cards are of the same suit,
I can combine them into the unstoppable…
ROYAL STRAIGHT FLUSH!!!!!
Royal Straight flush…
OBLITERATE!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
What on earth is going on down there?
Just playing cards Mrs. P!
Chucky! Y ou boys better not be making a mess
or there’ll be big trouble.
Kay Mum
Why is there a huge penis in my kitchen?!
CHUCKYYYYYYYYYYY!!!