- Hello, lovely people,
and welcome to an Easter-themed Baking Bad.
- I've got mini eggs.
- We have.
- We've got fake birds.
- Vital.
- I mean, I don't even know
what type of bird they're meant to be.
Colorful, pretty birds.
- Eastery.
Now, if you haven't seen "Baking Bad" before,
it's normally a show in which I, Jessica,
girl who loves to bake, attempts to teach my beautiful wife,
Claudia, who is not a fan,
that bakings actually really, really fun.
This video, we thought we'd do something different,
and just decorate some Easter cakes, yet..
- Can I just say, you can't convince someone
that baking is fun by just saying baking is really,
"She's not big fan of baking,
but baking is really, really fun."
It's like, well, no, I find gardening
really, really fun, but. - I'm showing you baking's fun
by us baking together.
- Yeah. - Bringing love, joy.
- Baking is so fun that Jessica bought a ready-made cake.
- I haven't got to that bit.
- And I was the one who actually.
(Jessica laughs) - Look at my cake.
I mean, Jessica was saying, "Oh, my cake's a bit pants."
- I, this one is just going to be about decorating cakes.
- Yeah, but I baked.
It's "Baking Bad" and I'm the one who actually baked,
so maybe I'm a conversed.
Converse, isn't that a trainer?
(Jessica laughs)
- Convert. - Yes, darling.
- I get my words. - You are a shoe.
(ladies laugh)
- I made, this is not what I made, this is the icing.
I've gone all out. - Yeah
- I got the ready-made mix,
I've made it with oil, eggs and water,
so I can eat it, dairy free.
- Is that dairy free?
- I assume so, 'cause it's not been refrigerated, so.
(Jessica loughs)
- For those who don't know,
our baby is dairy free. - Yeah.
- And Claudia's breastfeeding. - It just says
may contain milk,
but it's not actually one of the ingredients.
- Just may have sprinkled in there.
Someone tripped
while carrying a cup of tea. - I dunno why I'm holding this
over my boob as well,
like this entire pot. - Just the one.
(Jessica loughs)
- And I have bought mini eggs, ooh,
- Cadbury flakes.
- Not to be confused with cornflakes.
And that's all I'm gonna do.
And just pipet shops, making it shops and flake in it.
- Okay.
- Maybe put a few of these little chicks on it.
- Oh my God baby chicks.
- And Jessica's going all out with icing fondant icing.
- Yeah. I've got fondant icing and various colors.
- Such as rolling pin
- Beauty white got some cutters,
got some stamps as well.
- Do we have hundreds and thousand?
- Of course we have hundreds and thousands.
What a question?
- Get to it because one of the other reasons
we chose to do just decorating our baking
is it's really hard to do anything when you have a baby.
- Which is why she baked last night
after she gone to bed and we're now decorating less
- Mine just happened to be tiered
because obviously I forward thought, no, I didn't.
It's just because we don't actually have two tins
that are the same size.
- I need a plate for my very flat stable cake.
Mild panic.
- It was so sunny.
And now it's hailing
- Babe panic.
- They're like massive flat golf balls.
- Oh my goodness.
Oh my garden.
(upbeat music)
- Okay. Let's go.
- I relocate decorating.
I always used to decorate Easter cakes.
Some of our family physicians
- We did at Easter egg hunt.
- We did that around my grandparents.
My grandmother used to wrap up a variety of things in foil.
So they were sparkly
and then just like hide them around the place.
- Oh right.
We had like little eggs, like wrapped in foil
like hidden around.
And then right at the end there'd be like a big Easter egg.
- Oh.
- You know, one of our family, friends,
like dad used to do like write up like clues.
So it would be more like following the clues.
Oh My God.
An actual scavenger.
- Really easy kind of thing like.
When it's a hot day, you'll find me making rain
- Like a hose pipe.
- Yeah. Or a sprinkler.
- Oh, okay.
- And then you like, oh, so you have to go find,
- So please I got that.
She said a really easy red damn.
- So go find the sprinkler.
And then on the sprinkler, that'd be the next clue.
- This is looking stunning, by the way.
- Just wondering how to decorate the top bit now.
- This is absolutely gorgeous God.
- Yeah this tragic thing about baking bad.
It's not really tragic because I have so
much fun doing them.
Is that a crucial went every time.
- That's not true.
- It is every time we're like at the end.
Okay?
Who do you think is better?
Let us know in the comments.
I was gonna say it's always Claudia.
Claudia who always wins.
- All right.
I haven't made any judgment on yours yet
because oh wait a minute.
You haven't started it.
Surprise. Surprise
- That those boobs
- Gotta wait till the end.
Don't worry.
(Claudia loughs)
Take it like a face.
Oh, are I boobs?
Or am I eyes?
Yeah, that one didn't quite pan out.
- Yeah. When we made Easter cake,
it was always seminal cake.
Basically like Christmas cake.
- What makes it different from a Christmas cake?
- It's supposed to be lighter.
I think it isn't really
it was always a struggle to get people to eat it.
- But I would decorate it beautifully.
And then no one would eat it except my dad.
But you know, there's only so much cake for a man can eat.
- I'm gonna look up how to ice it.
- She is actually Googling.
(ladies lough)
How to improve this.
You can bring it back.
- I can bring it
- For sure. - Yeah
- I am blending together.
A bit of my green fondant
and some of my white fondant
that I can get a nice little striation going.
- These ones are like little cuea legs.
We have two pet cueas
One little
- The story doesn't end Well.
- No.
(Jessica loughs)
- Let's just end it with we had a pet cemetery.
(Jessica loughs)
(indistinct)
Anyway, we see the close eggs.
- Good for a baby.
- Cute. You say so good for a baby.
I mean he eats two normal chicken sized eggs
- But yes, our child eats so much.
No wonder us of this back on her Google.
- What did people do before Google?
How did anyone get homework done?
You know - Red book
God, I know you have my plans
every time I ask them a question just went.
We haven't encyclopedia.
Thanks. So help.
I feel like by the way, always have such a messy workspace.
- Cause you're really disorganized.
- I'm so disorganized.
My mind is,
- Oh my God!
- Nooo
She's smashed a cake.
(Jessica mourning)
The 10 rolling pin.
Oh my God. On me today.
Its pretty flat cases stars.
I mean it wasn't much to squash.
(Jessica laughing)
- Yeah. Like I hit your cake with it.
- Oh my.
- Oh my God divorced.
So last night we took a test about anger
because I told Claudia she might have some anger issues.
- I know that sounds really bad.
(Jessica laughing)
- It all started because I
- Are you the type of person like as road rage coz I am.
And apparently that means I have to go Jessica.
There's like, you know, borderline anger problems.
- It wasn't the road rage I took issue with.
It was the, she constantly, whenever she has a problem
or just open the door, I'm on the toilet.
- Because surgeon it's emergency.
- Like say something really aggressively and just walk
and I'm like,
- I do close the toilet door again.
- Hi. Hello.
How do you do?
But the point is
(Jessica laughing)
- Yes. What is the point of the story
- That I told her that maybe her inability
to just, you know, take a moment
and deal with the feeling without me.
might Mean something.
So she took an online test about anger.
- Anyway. Apparently I'm 58% angry, whatever that means.
(Jessica laughs)
- Well that meaningless
without knowing what general population is.
- The average one I dunno.
50% I would imagine.
But like anyway, Jessica did it for 16%.
(ladies giggle)
It was like, it goes to lot questions.
Like if you dropped your rolling pin on your cake
when you're just about to decorate it
how angry would it make you to be like one to five
and I'd be like four and Jessica's like one
I'd just be sad and I'd be really F and annoyed.
- Yeah. I was like, you'd just hang up for your case.
Someone knocks them over and doesn't put them back up.
How angry are you?
And I'm like, no angry about it.
- You said you were a two actually.
- Oh that was actually,
but it's not like.
No, that is annoying.
- Do you think anger is my fault.
One of them was to things?
- Yeah. I mean, some of the stuff
was just like you walked past a group of people
and they pointed of how angry does that make you?
And I'm like, I don't think it immediately makes me angry.
I just feel like embarrassed and sad.
Then later on, I might be angry about it
but it's not like an immediate anger reaction.
It's interesting thing.
Anger. Yeah.
But yeah, I would not describe Jessica as an angry person.
I wouldn't describe me as an angry person.
Really. Okay.
(ladies laugh)
All right.
Oh, don't run out.
- Oh, oh, Oh.
But if you hadn't got all the way around
would that have made you angry?
(ladies laugh)
- It would.
I would decide we to make a big flake nest
and then four smaller pipes nests in it.
- What do you think is the most Eastery color of flowers?
I have this issue.
Color yellow.
- I like yellow.
I think it's nice.
It's spring and happy.
- I think it's because I find too many colors together.
Jarring. I really lovely.
- Oh, thank you.
- You've done a great job.
- I know.
I mean I've almost finished.
- Yeah.
- I think this is the thing about this.
I usually know how long it's gonna take me to do things.
Whereas you have no idea.
- I have no I'm going to do this.
- And it's like, that will take you literally a week
and she's like plan to do it in like two hours.
- This is true.
Time management, zero
Oh, you can need like one to know massage.
(Claudia loughs)
- I could use one who is fake.
- I mean you could, but it's not real
- A yellow one.
Just a pissy one.
(Jessica giggling)
See how you feel.
Come back to it.
This always my problem
in art that I would just like, not know when to stop.
- Yeah.
(Jessica laughs) What did you do?
It looks lovely darling.
- I'm trying to make a nest.
How many chicks are there?
Whoa. Right.
That's a lot of chicks.
(Claudia laughs)
- Okay. First.
Upside down.
Face sideways face, but oh, backwards feet.
This one's got no beak ear out.
This one can't stand up.
This one Oh my God.
This one's got two faces.
(Jessica laughs)
- That was terrifying.
- No, the upward facing chick delightful.
Maybe there's quite a cute fat chick over here.
- Oh yeah.
- So these are the short list.
We have nice round chick, backward facing sideways
chick quite well.
Proportioned, upwards, Jerry looking trick
which will it be?
(indistinct song)
Gonna do my hundreds and thousands
- Claudia, severe averaging pudding.
- Whatever it looks great.
- It does look great.
- I'm quite please with my, Hey
- You should be.
It looks beautiful darling.
- I think it looks really sweet.
- It's lovely
(upbeat music)
- Tada
- So tada
- I couldn't decide between the three tricks.
So I teared them.
So there's like gold, silver, bronze, perfect one.
He's looking up on bronze level.
Then the silver one with the sideways.
Kind of like what up to girls?
Who's like nice round dumpy one.
Who's like.
- Yeah I love Easter.
I love cake.
(Claudia loughs)
- And I went
- Yeah. What's the story behind yours.
(ladies laugh)
I see what you did with the dip.
I was like such humongous bird.
Just like landed on your cake.
It just like dented it.
Yeah. Yeah.
So the hole in my cake
is not because I dropped a rolling pin.
It's because this beautiful, exotic bird,
decided to come and witness the splender, the artistry
- Heavy photoed on it.
- But we can't judge the bird for that.
- Okay.
- This lovely Ivy little flowers.
- I like it.
- Thank you.
But minimalist in the..
- Is one more minimalist.
- Well, I tried to give minimalist thinking, ah
that will take me less time.
- Less is more.
- I do this, everything we do,
I'm like, I'll do less
because then it will take me less time.
But somehow it ends up taking me more time.
- Whereas I may,
- Whereas you do masses of stuff and it takes you less time.
And I don't understand.
- Yeah. In art, I was always like a bit like that at school.
Like quite productive, but never like neat.
So I wouldn't really color in the lines
but I'd get like five colorings done.
- I (Jessica laughs)
- Whereas you probably perfectly color in the lines
but don't even finish that one coloring.
Well, I'm actually quite pleased with mine.
I don't think I over egged it.
(Jessica laughs)
Good. Pardon?
There Jesse.
- It looks joyful.
- And Easter is all about abundance.
- It is.
- No it's about Jesus.
(Jessica laughs)
I mean, is it actually about Jesus?
- I mean.
- Not really.
Cause we're mixing two things here.
Eating eggs is that pagan.
- I don't believe that eating chocolate
is about Jesus.
- No darling.
- Eggs just represent new birth.
Springtime has calm is exciting.
Life is happening around this.
Let's celebrate by eating colorful and delicious cake.
- Yay.
- Yay. Does this cake epitomize me?
And this cake, Jesse or vice versa or iniva?
What does my cake tell you about me?
What does her cake tell you about her?
Ooh.
- Oh my goodness.
- Should be both therapist for I punish problems.
- I'm already seeing a therapist,
- A lack of anger.
- Anyway. Thanks so much for watching.
Please enjoy these beautiful closeups of our gorgeous cakes.
Bye
- Bye.
(upbeat music)