I can't tell you.
I love Modern Family so much.
I love that show.
>> Thank you.
>> It's consistent, and
I say it to everyone who is on that show every time you're here.
It is consistently funny and clever and heartwarming.
There's always something at the end that's just touching.
>> Thank you.
Look at tiny, this little new baby we have too.
That's actually not the new baby.
That guy's not with us anymore.
Look away, look away, avert your eyes.
>> He's not with you anymore?
>> No, we have a new one.
We have a new, new one.
>> But he's supposed to be that he's older, or is the same age?
>> He's super cute.
Let's talk about how super cute he is.
Jeremy, really super cute.
He uses the force.
Whenever you walk by you he goes I have the force.
And then you have to lie down on the ground.
>> Which one are you talking about?
This >> That little, Los Angeles.
>> The one that's been let >> The little tiny baby.
>> The one that's been let go?
>> He's been upgraded.
[LAUGH] We've got a different version of Baby Joe.
>> His name is Baby Jeremy.
That baby was played by twins, one was a girl, and one was boy.
And as they were getting older you were starting to see which was which.
>> You could just see that one, they didn't look alike.
>> I understand what you're saying.
>> There we go.
>> Most of this will be cut out anyway.
So you were at the SAG awards.
>> Yes. >> And
I know you were very excited to see the cast of Straight Outta Compton.
>> My God, peak moment, I was in love, they got me through Sofia's wedding,
they were not at Sofia's wedding, let me back track.
>> Okay.
>> You know Sophia got married?
>> No, I did not hear that.
>> You didn't hear about that?
>> No, I didn't hear that.
>> No, I know you heard about that.
>> No. >> We were hoping to see
you there working some of your funky dance moves.
>> It was not close to the Los Angeles area, it was in Palm Beach Florida,
which is not easy when I'm trying to entertain the world.
>> It was not.
>> [LAUGH] >> It was not right around the corner.
>> Yeah. >> And
also, if you've ever been to a Sofia event, it's three days.
It's a slow moving, like a trolley, and you jump on and
you drink and you dance and then you jump off.
You can't stay on the trolley for three days.
It's a party train.
It's insanity and it's really fun but I would go back to my room and
watch Straight Outta Compton over and over.
>> Really? >> Yeah three times.
>> I first of all I agree with you it was a fantastic movie and I love that movie.
But like really you just went back to watch the same movie over and over again?
Yeah.
>> Wow. >> [LAUGH]
>> Wow.
>> I really did.
It was on pay-per-view.
I really was enjoying it.
>> And you had paid for it, so why not watch it?
>> I love the 90's.
>> Yeah. >> I love the 90's, I try and
make my kids break dance.
So that we can have, so they can listen to 90's hip hop.
NW's a little heavy for them, though.
>> You make them break dance?
>> I have. >> Do they have interest in it at all?
>> They have interest in destroying things, and there they are.
And they even just destroy things.
Look, here's one of the things.
So they have interest in making destructive messes everywhere.
So this is one of their breakdancing hats.
Let me just model this for you Ellen, I know you've been dying to see this.
Now this is padding, go on.
>> Yeah, yeah, I know.
>> Here you go. >> It's to protect your head.
>> You can spin on it.
>> It's not that padded.
I mean, it's the smallest amount of padding.
>> I mean, what do they know.
Well they, I mean they have no idea.
They're you're good.
You're good. You're good to go.
Somebody put on some 90's hip hop, let's go.
>> Do they like 90's hip hop?
>> They're going to learn to like it.
And if I wear this hat enough.
I also made them go.
Here's another fun one.
I made them go to monster trucks, because they're boys.
And I feel like I'm a girl.
And I grew up with girls.
And these were the noise canceling headphones.
Just to give you a look they're monster truck wheels.
>> Can you hear me?
>> What? [LAUGH] What are you saying?
>> It's a good look that you've got going on.
>> [LAUGH] >> This is why the cast of
straight out of.
Can you hear me?
Am I yelling?
>> Yeah, yeah you're yelling >> But, so you went to Sophia's.
Let's back up on Sophia's wedding.
>> Okay. >> Because one thing I did
hear recently and this is true right, so it was a three day long event.
>> It was crazy.
>> Which was lots of drinking for three days.
I heard on the last day, she was offering >> Yeah, you had to hydrate.
I was good, I took breaks and watched Straight Outta Compton.
But if you didn't, they had a little ambulance truck,
an IV station where you could go get IV hydration.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Someone clapped.
Someone's like yes I want that.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Let's clap for the IV truck.
>> What are you talking about, like when I heard this,
I thought it was like a needle literally goes in your arm, and
they give you hydration, that's how much people were drinking?
>> Yes. They had and
I thought somebody had had a heart attack, or there was an event, because there was
a first-aid truck set up outside of the pool area where all the bungalows are,
and there were people sipping espresso, getting IV rehydration.
[LAUGH] >> Wow.
That's amazing.
>> There's nothing, apparently there's nothing you can do in three days that
can't be undone by some IV rehydration >> [LAUGH]
>> Wow, that's the way to
encourage drinking.
>> [APPLAUSE]