[instrumental music]
Hey, there.
- What? - Nothing.
I just..
...heard something nice about you.
Oh, really?
(Judy) 'Richard?'
Richard..
...your son isn't seeing anyone, is he?
Uh, not that I know of.
Well, I was thinking
why doesn't he give Monica a call?
That..
That's an idea.
Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone.
- Oh? - Oh?
Oh..
[gasps]
She never tells us anything.
Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
Mom, there are so many people in my life.
Some of them are seeing people
and some of them aren't.
Is that crystal?
So, who's the mystery man?
Well, uh, he's a doctor.
A real doctor?
No, a doctor of meat.
Of course he's a real doctor.
And he's handsome.
And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him.
Well, that's wonderful.
I..
Mom, it's okay.
It is, Judy.
Jack.
Could you come in here for a moment?
- Now! - Found it.
I'll take that, dad.
It seems your daughter and Richard
are something of an item.
That's impossible.
He's got a twinkie in the city.
Dad, I'm the twinkie.
You're the twinkie?
She's not a twinkie.
Alright, look-look, you guys
this is the best relationship I've been in--
Oh, please! A relationship?
Yes, a relationship.
For your information, I am crazy about this man.
Really?
- Yes. - Wow.
Am I supposed to stand here
and listen to this on my birthday?
Dad, dad, this is a good thing for me.
You know and you even said yourself
you'd never seen Richard happier.
When did I say that?
Upstairs in the bathroom.
Right before you felt up mom.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday dear Jack ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪