Hey guys happy new year!
i'm wearing black because i'm still mourning the death of the festive season
Rest in peace for another year my son.
I basically spent the last two weeks in my pajamas while my mom fed me various kinds of cake so I've had a very relaxing time
Also Santa was particularly kind to me this year
Firstly I got star wars pjs I mean check it out
Stop judging me for wearing them i'm still transitioning into the new year
Han solo and a storm trooper seem to be guarding my butt
This plushie blobfish from Dan which i think is an accurate representation of my soul
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A Stephen King horror anthology because why not be terrified when you're trying to fall asleep
This phone cases which changes color depending on your mood
apparently my face is feeling
Green
and finally you're not even ready for this
some heated narwhal slippers which you plug into the computer and then they heat up as you're browsing
I mean what more could a boy want in the world
And that concludes our ChRRistmas haul
I wish I actually spoke like that with the rolling of the R's, ChRRistmus
That was a bit serial killer wasn't it-[ weird noises] okay what am i doing
anyway while I was at home my dad found a load of old home movies from when I'm like 20 months old
so I thought we could all take a trip into the past and have a look at baby Phil
and i'll probably implode from cringing but it'll be worth it for you guys
okay here we go fuzziness oh my god it's rainbow that must have been on the tape
before we recorded this that bear scared me to death I thought it would come into my
bedroom and eat me in my sleep
I mean look at it's face no thanks
what is this
Same
oh my god it's little phil
look at me! I look like a little Ewok. baby phil: Light
Can I just say that my first word was light?
and i may say it quite a lot in this video let's see how many times I say it.
baby phil: Light
[Phil repeats baby him] Light
[Baby laughs]
[ childern making noises] Phil: Who's that?
[Gasps]
It's my brother!
he's got the same face [ childern in the video's are making noises]
That's so funny
He looks like a little alien
brother: Say your name ( current Phil repeats him)
Baby Phil: Light. Current Phil [Laughs]
Say your name [ trying to do a child voice]: Light
Video: Where is your bear? Phil: Where is my bear.. whats my bear
Phil: well that's terrifying imagine having that looking at you while you're sleeping
why am I blonde are we sure this is me or did I get swapped for another child ?
my brother's like "let's go down the stairs"
I'm like "get off my hand Bi- yatch"
Nope not holding his hand
Baby phil: Light
I don't think I've said any other word other than light so far
What is that? why did my parents just buy me things that would terrify me?
The lounge looks so old fashioned, look at that TV!
I can't believe TVs used to look like that
i'm wearing matching socks who is this child
[ Child plays intrument badly] Oh phil
I'm almost as bad as Dil
here we go Phil VS Spoon
Mostly made it into the mouth
again better than I am now
Aw it's my old house
Look how old-fashioned the cars look they kind of look futuristic because they're so old fashion
does that make sense at all ?
video: are you eating a dog biscuit?
[Laughs] my brother's just eating a dog biscuit!
Again runs in the family
Why have we got dog biscuits
[gasps] oh it's bundle! oh I love that dog so much that was my grandma and granddad's dog
After bundle the dog has visited i remember i wrote my parents a 20 page letter called "please can I have a dog"
And I just wrote: 'Please can I have a dog please can I have dog please can I have a dog' about a million times
hoping that dedication would get me a dog. Never did get me a dog
[ Laughs] What is that bonnet? am I woman from the nineteen hundreds?
Child: Oh dear Phil: Oh dear I sound northen even then listen to that.
oh my god my mom
she's gonna hate me for this, I'm sorry mom!
What is she wearing? She looks like she's about to go into space or something
[laughs] I'm sorry mom pleeeease let me put it in the video
my brother is really intently trying to watch the snowman and I'm just banging a frog on the TV
What an tolerant brother though I'll give you that Martyn. Don't know why you're wearing a coat inside
[Laughs]
wow that's an attractive look what am I doing
I'm being a monster in the bath
Or superman
Or both
Oh it's my grandma's animal book
I just learned what a fly was. A moment in my history.
this is my brother's fifth birthday now oh it's my grandma aw I miss her so much.
she got me a present as well because I'd always get so jealous of my brother when he had presents on his birthday
so I always had a present and I got to blow out my own candle as well [laughs]
Aw it's my Granddad Eric I don't really remember him as he died when I was four
but i do remember him teaching me how to play Scrabble and doing up his shoelaces
they're my two memories so he was obviously a cool guy
OH my brother got a Superman outfit
jealous
see this is how you entertain yourself before computer games
that's my brother's cake Wow parents really stingy about it [laughs]
They're trolling me with a burnt out candle!
Oh my god musical chairs! It's like the party game hunger games
go on child run
no no you didn't even try
Awww it's my rabbit!
this was our house rabbit she was the best rabbit ever
She's called Holly this is my grandma feeding her and she'd just stand up and eat the food like a dog
I want to clone her or bring her back from the dead! is that a bit creepy?
sorry Holly
Holly did not want to be held like that she was totally scared of heights
we had that cage in the corner of the office and she just never went into it
so then we just let her live in the house like a dog
my parents still have that plant its grown a lot since then
they dressed us in the same clothes?! we look like the twins from the shining
I can't decide if that's cute or terrifying
look at me eating my jelly just in my element
best day of my life [laughs]
and there we go it was so weird seeing myself as such a little creature
maybe in 50 years when I got a robot head
I'll look back on this video and be like [Robotic]: "Oooh fancy!
Cause apparently that's how robots speak
If you enjoyed this video please give it a thumbs up for little alien baby Phil
I'm sure sure he would appreciate it in the future
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it's been lovely to talk to you again I hope you're all doing good at the start of January and i will see you very soon
goodbye
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