- The last one is, get ready to go.
(Derek screams)
- Okay, so Steve there's one thing I need to teach you.
(heavy breathing)
No! No!
No! You're hyperventilating.
- Hi, SOTY family!
Guess what guys?
Today we're doing something
that I have been wanting to do for so long.
- What are we doing?
- But I'm so excited.
We're going to be doing a labor simulation.
- You wanna do another labor?
- So we're going to see, we have a labor simulation kit
and we're going to see,
we're gonna have Steve try it out
- Wait, what?
- And we're going, so that Steve can experience a little bit
of what labor is like.
- I don't think I agreed to this.
- So guys, I have had six kids.
- They really wanna get this baby out of Jamie.
She is sitting straight up in a bed.
I don't know.
(Jamie laughs)
- It's a girl!
(soft melodies)
So I feel like it would only be right
for Steve to experience even a fraction of what it's like.
- Oh boy.
(upbeat music)
- It's payback time. So guys, word around town
is that uncle Derek is going to have a baby.
- [Steve] Do you want a baby Derek?
- So real quick,
Derek got this because he wanted to see what it felt like
you know, to be pregnant or to have a baby right?
- [Steve] Why would you wanna feel like that?
- So, how many levels does this thing have?
- Well, I'm pretty sure it goes.
See, the thing is
there's this little section here
I've only gone halfway on a knee
and it still it tenses up pretty good,
but then it goes clear the other half that I haven't tried.
- Wait, why are you looking at me?
- I'm so excited!
- I'm not the one having a baby! That's Derek.
- If I have to have a baby, you're having a baby too.
- I don't even have a belly.
- Steve, these are for you,
- Really?
- So the idea is that you need to place them on
your lower stomach.
So that it's as close to the area
that you feel when you're having a baby.
I would know because I had six of them.
And you were one of the worst.
- Good.
- All right.
So, right now we have the little patches placed.
Are you ready for this?
- Where's my epidural.
- You don't get an epidural.
- You got epidurals.
(Jamie hushes Steve)
Why are we doing this?
I had to suffer through watching you have seven kids.
Isn't that enough?
- What do you guys think? Absolutely not.
Okay. So Steve, there's one thing I need to teach you
(deep breathing)
No!
No! You're hyperventilating!
(deep breathing)
- I don't like pain.
- And you need to visualize, like pick a spot in the room
and just visualize as the pain like overcomes you
and let your body open up.
(upbeat music)
- All I wanna know is, who's gonna pee their pants first.
- Jared, uncle Derek
or Steve?
He's gone! He's gone!
Jared is the only smart one using the bathroom before
all of this is gonna happen.
- Hook me up.
- I'm ready to go.
- Okay, I just pulled up labor tips for first-time moms.
- Oh, that'll be helpful.
- I think we should go through some of these.
I'll need a C-section!
- I am out! I'm out!
I'm not doing this.
- Number one, change positions and move.
- How's that helpful?
So you go there, I guess.
(Derek breathes heavily)
- Oh!
- Oh God!
- Step number two, stay nourished and hydrated.
- Makes sense.
Only two ice cubes.
- When you're in labor, the only thing they can give you
is ice chips. They won't let you eat at all.
Even if you're laboring for 24 hours, no food, just ice.
Enjoy.
- It's not very nourishing.
- Derek is a big boy, he need some more nourishment.
- He needs some milk.
- Number three, use comfort techniques.
This is breathing, positions, touch,
hydrotherapy
visualization, heat and cold!
(Jared hums)
(Steve heavily breathes)
- You are going to hyperventilate.
- Come on, drop that baby out.
- Why are we doing this again?
- Number four, go to the bathroom.
- I already did that.
- Number five, have continuous support.
- Oh, we're in big trouble.
(Jared, Steve and Derek sing)
The last one, is get ready to go,
(Derek screams)
- All right.
So, we are going to start Steve
by going by starting at the lowest level possible
but we're picking the
mode that will start off normal
and then get tighter and tighter
and more intense and more intense and more intense.
And then release, which is the most similar
simular, similar, simular
to labor.
- So who's gonna zap me.
- That would be me.
All right, Steve, this is level one.
- What does it feel like?
- It's like a soft tickle on my belly.
- Is it a soft?
(Derek laughs loudly)
- Is this what having a baby's like?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's intensifying a little.
It's still acceptable pain.
- Acceptable pain?
- Yeah, acceptable.
- Okay.
- Just so you know, those are called Braxton Hicks
and you have them throughout your pregnancy.
It's not even real labor.
- It's level one its- - Having a baby is easy.
- Yeah dude, I can do this any day.
I can pop babies out and nothing nothing.
- That is somebody that's on pain medication right now.
- This,
is level one.
- He's laughing!
- How does it feel? Does it feel weird?
- Kinda like.
- It doesn't! It tickles your belly a little bit.
All right.
So now, Jared is gonna go experience level three.
Everyone's gonna be experiencing level three
and guys, I'm pretty sure that this is like pre-labor.
Like, you know, you're not in active labor
but you know that it's coming soon
so it's uncomfortable, but not unbearable.
- Okay, you ready Jared?
- [Steve] Oh Gosh.
- Level one, level two, level three!
- [Jamie] What?
- It doesn't feel right.
(Derek laughing)
- Oh!It comes out a little strong. Oh okay!
All right guys. So also when you've had six kids,
when someone says something funny, you pee your pants.
So, when is that gonna happen to you guys?
(Jamie laughs)
- Lemme control that.
- Yeah, I gotta see this go to level three,
I don't trust him.
- Level one, level two, level three.
I don't feel anything.
- Level four?
It comes on, like a wave.
(Steve laughs)
- It's like a baby, pushing out a baby right now.
Look at that face.
- I don't know, I don't feel anything.
- Derek's baby face.
(Jared laughs)
- Hold on, see it goes away and then it.
- That's labor pain. Those are what labor pains feel like
and you said that you feel sick to your stomach,
that is exactly what you feel like.
All right, you ready?
- No!
- Okay.
Level one,
level two - Oh, that one went up!
- Level three!
- That's way worse than level one.
Okay, okay.
I can see why women would complain a little bit about this.
- Pre-labor, right there.
- Okay, okay. And you get to relax in between
and then it starts coming back.
- Did you do your breathing techniques?
- Breathe! Breathe! Breathe! - Dude did you push it up?
- No, it's three! And it's still three.
- Oh my gosh.
- Breathing technique.
(Steve breathes)
- Okay, we're good. Oh! Why? I thought it was done.
- All right, so now they're gonna experience a six
which I would say is like
you're pretty much in labor, active labor.
- Oh gosh.
- Are you ready?
- What? You're still at three dude.
- Okay, you ready?
- Am I still?
- You're at three.
- I'm gonna press up when it's going down.
- Is it going down?
- It's going up.
Okay.
- Okay, four?
- Oh yeah.
- Okay, okay, okay. - You stood up to five.
- Five!
- That's five? - We're at five right now.
- [Jamie] Wait for it to come on.
- And
(Steve groans)
- Six!
- Oh my gosh.
No, somebody come for me.
- Breathe! Breathe!
- Okay, it's going back down. Holy cow.
- Breathe
- Okay.
- You just gotta breathe through this one.
- Where are my ice chips?
- Okay, okay. I can't breathe, what terrible advice!
- I can hear the baby crying.
- Breathing through is not good advice.
- You can do this Derek
- I'm starting you off on three.
- Okay.
- Has it started?
- I'm just gonna bring it up, to a four.
Gonna get it to the edge of a five,
- How you feeling? You doing okay? Breathe, breathe.
- It's coming!
- I'm gonna push it over the edge with a six.
(Derek screams)
(Steve laughs)
Don't grab me.
- I used to tickle Jamie's face, and she'd get so mad at me.
Don't touch me!
- I feel it down my legs.
(Derek screams)
- Are you pushing? You're not supposed to push yet.
- [Derek] Okay, film him sitting down.
- [Jamie] Why do you have to sit down like that?
- I feel like I have to sit down like a pregnant lady.
(Steve laughs)
- Careful, careful.
- [Jamie] Come on. He's into it, he's into it.
- Not my belly, my back.
- [Jamie] Rub his back!
- I got, let me see that thing
- I can't get his back!
- Guys
- Let me see it.
- Jared we're on three.
You ready to go to six?
- This is not gonna feel good, it already hurts.
- Four!
- Okay, I'm fine.
- Five!
- Okay, as long as I don't come back here.
- Six!
- It's gonna hit like a ton of bricks, isn't it?
(Jared screams)
- Okay yeah, ow! What do you mean that doesn't hurt?
Holy fudge!
- [Steve] Who said it didn't hurt?
- I don't know.
- Nobody did.
(Steve laughs)
- Do you feel it down your leg?
- Okay, turn off now.
- One more - No! I already felt it once!
- [Jamie] One more contraction!
- I told you! It goes down the leg.
- His leg is straight up, someone rub this guy's feet.
- Visualize your baby!
- [Jamie] There she is! - I already have a baby.
- All right guys, so now we're going to a level 10!
These guys are fighting over who has to go first but guys-
- [Steve] How many contractions?
- This is full blown labor, you're pushing out the baby
when you're at a ten! They're still fighting.
This must not feel that good though.
- How many contractions do we have to do now?
- You have to do three contractions at a level 10
- [Jared] Please no!
- To make it-
- [Jared] Two! - The most life having event.
- Do you know how long you push a baby out?
- [Jared] You get two contractions and the epidural.
The question is.
- All right guys, so Derek is gonna be going first,
uncle Derek at a level 10. I'm not gonna show it.
If you want to see Derek experience level 10 of the labor
simulator, go to his channel, Uncle Derek.
- To see me deliver this baby.
It's delivered.
- [Steve] Does it feel better now that it's gone?
I hear you forget.
(Derek groans)
- Hey, look the belly's now flat again.
(Steve and Jared laugh)
- Here is your baby.
- Oh, hello.
- [Jamie] Looks just like you uncle Derek.
(Steve and Jared laugh)
- So, that was the aftermath.
If you're really curious about how it went,
go check out uncle Derek's video right after this one.
You won't regret it.
- I'm sorry, I said a bad word.
- I'm nervous going after Derek, I would watch that.
- What's your security word? Pineapple juice?
- [Derek] Security safe word.
- [Jamie] Safe word.
- [Jared] What's your safe word?
- You know what? You know what?
You can not turn off labor.
Once it has started, you have to finish.
- You wanna bet? You wanna bet?
I ripped out my labor in two seconds!
Steve, your safe word is gonna be SOTY SHOWDOWN.
- [Jamie] All right.
- This can't be worse than mindless and painless.
There's no way, there's no way.
- [Jared] You're at three, you ready to go to six?
- I feel like this is worse than last three.
- [Jared] We're going up to six.
- Okay, okay.
- [Jared] Five, six, There's six.
We'll let one contraction go through six,
and then I'm going to 10. Let me know when it's over.
- That's six? This is horrible. Okay, okay.
- [Jared] 10?
- Oh no. One more, one more.
One more. Okay, one more.
- [Jared] Okay, ready?
- It's going, it's going. Oh my gosh, is that a 10?
- [Jared] This is six dude.
- Please release.
- After this is over, I'll go to 10.
- All right, all right. I'm ready, go! Go!
- [Jared] Eight. Nine, 10
(Steve breathes)
(Steve screams)
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Okay, okay.
See, see. I reacted pretty well to that if you like.
Oh, it's going again. It's going.
I can't do this.
- What are you saying?
- Did he say SHOTY SHOWDOWN?
- [Jared] Why do you hear SHOTY SHOWDOWN?
- [Jamie] Oh, he said SHOTY SHOWDOWN!
- That was two, one more. One more.
- He's crying.
- Oh my gosh, it's terrible. I'm feeling it everywhere.
Okay, turn it off!
- Cut it off!
- That was three.
- [Jared] What you say? What's the word? (Steve stammers)
- [Jared] What's the word?
- SHOTY SHOWDOWN.
- There you go.
(Everyone laughing)
- Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
- Did he just pee his pants?
- 10.
- [Steve] He's gonna pull them out. (Jared screams)
(Steve laughs)
- [Jamie] Come on, do three Jared. Do three!
- [Steve] Push! Push!
- They last so long.
- [Steve] Breathe! Breathe!
- They last so long. Oh, not again!
- [Jamie] Don't pull them out. Come on, do three you got it.
Come on.
- His neck is red!
- [Steve] One more!
- [Jamie] Come on, one more, one more, one more!
- [Steve] It's so hard to breathe.
- [Jamie] One more!
You have to do it.
- [Steve] I had to do a fourth Jared.
He's not breathing.
- Take a breath, okay take it off.
- You liar!
- I can't talk.
(Jared stammers)
- A what?
- All right, so it's time to verify
if that's really what labor pain was.
- I don't wanna do this.
- By putting Jamie to the test!
- I've already done it guys.
- But we wanna know
- So many times! Why?
- we need to know it's accurate or not.
This is a good test to find out, how bad it really was.
- I guess I don't wanna do it.
- [Derek] Okay, Jamie, we're turning it on.
- You're gonna do the three, right? Don't do a 10.
- [Derek] No, I'm doing one right now.
- [[Derek] This is what a one feels like,
'cause that's what we did.
How's that feel?
- [Steve] Oh she's too tough. - I don't even feel anything.
- This is three.
- [Steve] What if she's immune to this?
Because of her actual six kids.
- Don't be just moving it up! - [Derek] This is three!
- [Steve] It intensifies throughout.
[Jared] It's intense and then it drops.
Did you feel the three?
- [Steve] Look how tough she's acting.
- You're gonna go all the way.
- [Derek] Four, five, six. That's six.
- My heart's beating fast 'cause I'm nervous.
- [Steve] Oh, she's making the face.
- That's very similar to a contraction.
- [Steve] To a regular contraction?
- Yeah, but only one side.
- [Derek] She's a stone cold killer
- [Jared] Is one side not working?
- Oh, it's just my body's reacting like one side.
- All right, we're gonna do it.
We're gonna go all the way to a 10.
We're gonna see what it's really like.
- [Derek] I'll go through one and I'll turn it off.
- Okay.
- [Steve] You ready?
- Now, I'm scared.
- [Steve] Let's go all the way to 10 dude. Just do it.
- [Jared] Do six, do six. - [Derek] I'll go to six.
And then when it dies down, I'll go to 10.
- [Steve] Look at her leg shaking.
- I'm sweating, I'm sweating.
- [Steve] I thought it didn't hurt in the last one.
- It hurt!
- [Derek] You have to tell us when the six ends.
So we can go up to 10. Okay, you ready?
- Yeah. - [Derek] I'm going to six.
- I am not ready, not yet.
- [Derek] One, two, three, four,
five, six.
- I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.
- [Derek] Now six!
Tell me when it's down.
- [Steve] That face looks familiar.
- It's not that bad but - [Derek] Is it gone?
- Yes.
- [Jared] Okay. Go to 10.
- [Derek] Seven, eight, nine, 10.
- [Steve] Oh my gosh.
- [Derek] One contraction, and it's off.
- [Steve] Nadia is in real pain, Jamie is in pain.
- [Girl] Mom, pull those ones out.
- I pulled one out.
- [Derek] It's off.
- [Steve] Are you okay?
- That is uncomfortable and it
feels like when I was
like a four or five.
- [Steve] So it's pretty good labor pain?
- Yeah. Not a eight, nine, but yes. Four, five yes.
All right guys. So this was probably one of
the funnest videos I have ever done.
I loved doing it so much
that I kind of want to relive it with the entire family.
All right, guys. Are you ready to watch
the best minute of your lives?
- Oh boy.
- Okay, now.
- Not funny.
- Here we go.
- I'm ready, go! Go!
- [Jared] Eight, nine, 10.
(Steve heavily breathes)
- Are you okay?
(Steve screams)
- Dude, it hurts so bad.
- Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
See, see I reacted pretty well to that, if you like.
Oh, it's coming again.
I'm doing labor pains right now.
It's like I'm having a baby.
- [Jared] What are you saying?
(Steve, Jared speaking over each other)
That was two! One more, one more.
- He's crying.
(background noise drowns out other sounds)
- I'm feeling it everywhere.
(Steve screams)
- My stomach is cramping just watching this.
- [Jared] What's the word?
- SOTY SHOWDOWN
Oh my gosh, that was awesome. Well, there you guys have it.
You were watching your dad be a complete baby.
- I just wanna say Derek in the back the whole time was like
- Derek was in more pain watching me
than when he went through it.
- Yup. All right guys.
Thank you for watching today's video.
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Right?
- Yeah, it was a blast.
- We'll see you guys next time. Bye!
- Help me!
(upbeat music)