Who is Amanda this man is [oldham] for the Act and the winner of last night's semi-finals? It's Daliso Chaponda
I'm Daliso Chaponda
[I] am 37 and I am from Malawi, but I live in Manchester
I've opened for a lot of comedians [up] audition for lots of stuff
I work hard and so sometimes you feel like am I doing the wrong path
My life is changed now just getting to the finals changes my life
Having a [man] of watching it was so much more pressure because I didn't want to let it down
Thank you, Amanda for pushing that buzzer. I [talk] about a lot of uncomfortable subjects, and I try to make them
Something you laugh at but it's a fine line. I'm black 200 years ago. This would have been an auction
But I really like it when Amanda laugh
she puts her hands up like that, and [I] got two of them
So yes, I did it the winner of the last
The winner of the last semi-finals is
case that [poured] is me
Daliso Chaponda
What's the moment where you see your name? It's wonderful. I want to be on stage
Cameras lights your phone should be ringing offering you your own show are you deserve [I]?
Thank you
I feel like Britain's got talent has made it that I could be the guy on stage at [the] pub
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Thank you. Thank you so much
It's so good to be back
And I just realized you've had kenya now mallawi this part of the show has been sponsored by the old British colony
But I've been so supportive and so wonderful since I did the show yesterday people have been coming up to me say oh you were
Great you're great. I hope you're better tonight. You're good. You're good. [I] hope you're better
Which is great?
but you could not do this in any other part of your life could you go on a date and
[be] like my Ex was really kinky. I hope you're better
It's hard to be romantic actually I remember my ex looked at me once and she said you know what deliso
I would die for you
I'm panicked
all [that] came out was thank you
There was a long [uncomfortable] silence, and then she went would you
Die for me [I] said I'd take a bunch
And she punched me in the face
And I know you're all worried right now [because] you had that post brexit
divorce talks will you get a good deal when you get a bad deal if you get a bad deal don't worry I've got the
back-up plan for you
Join the African Union will take you
Think about if your money's been devalued you had empties fitting expenses. You're practically African
I know, I cross the [line] sometimes and actually Simon yesterday you said you like that
I'm [non] [PC], but the brilliant thing is in the UK I can be non PC
I can cross the line the worst that will happen is one of you will send a complaint letter
I can do jokes about your [government]? No problem? This is not the same rules in Africa
You think our democratic zimbabwe into a Robert mugabe joke?
You think [I'll] [go] [to] North [Korea] do [a] Kim Jong-un Joke it would be Britain's got arrest
But I love being here. I love being here and I do get some weird racism sometimes
It's very subtle if no things like I was in a store the other day somebody saw me
Before I was going to steal something start falling with her eyes. I just had a bit of fun. I just went
Can you help me?
I want to steal this
But I'll admit Racism happens in all directions. It's not just white on black
It happens black on white it happened in my own family
[I] was so ashamed [a] friend of mine from Denmark decided to go backpacking across Africa
He passed through Malawi [a] lot of my uncle's [I] see white people on television never met one
They got mighty excited
I got a call. He said in your white friend is coming here. Well. He must stay with me don't worry I can cook Rice [I]
I think he figured why people need to eat white food
So I let him stay [with] my right uncle ben
But after two days mom who was looking very upset. I said what's wrong needed ah I think you give me defective white man
I said what you mean is defective that your friend. He acts exactly like us
I said he's a human being what did you expect?
And we sit here in his I was like a I thought. He was going to do some crazy white things
[he] just wanted a story for the pub. So when no one is looking. I went to mateus. I said yo
Yo, yo yo yo next few days. Just do some crazy white thing give him a story
He said no, I'm the first white man ism. And I think it's very important that I don't live up to any false stereotypes
I said mateus you're not paying for food you know paying for commendation then he took into with some crazy white things
So he slept with my uncle's wife
And then he took his land
And then he made him a Christian. Thank you very much
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
[again], I just love that you're so edgy and I love the politics
I love that you do stuff that I know nobody else can take away from you. You've got such charm such Charisma [in] Real
This I do since you were nervous tonight compared to the first two performances. I get it because the Stakes are so high
But you are the best comedian we've ever had on this show
You have me been double with laughter
Every time you performed you will be a fantastic winner of this series
Funny phone you make all your jokes really personal. I'm so happy for you that Amanda President Golden buzzer like you are worthy fighting
Then [it] [got] no mean feat then the same stage two nights in iran
You've got to find new material, [or] it was not it is not
Getting approval you think I'm crossing the line there were a lot of different like no
You cannot say that I CV will be sued I read three of you guys that we could put it
I'm glad you did for the very
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