- Lava lamp's formed an interesting shape.
Not gonna be distracting at all.
It's 37 degrees so please bare with me.
I'm slowly turning into a liquid or probably a gas,
I'm just gonna turn into a gas.
Anyway, the other day I tweeted my google search history
because I have no shame and it was looking particularly
weird so it inspired me to make another video
delving into my strangest internet searches.
But today we're not just doing google,
I'm feeling like a mad lad, we're gonna do
all of the interwebs, as much as I can think of.
But we're gonna start with google as is tradition.
I got my cactus crew channel members to send me
some random dates and let's have a look
at what Philly was up to.
Right, we're starting with last night, very recent.
4 a.m. I'm googling immortal jellyfish.
Don't google that, you'll be awake the rest of the night
like I was, there's a jellyfish that can
literally live forever.
If it gets attacked by a fish or something,
it reverts back to an egg and then grows
back into a jellyfish.
What is, what?
I could not get over this.
It's like if I got a bit of social anxiety
and just turned back into a fetus.
Fruit fly up nose.
We've got, we've got a few fruit flies
in the apartment at the moment so I think I was having
a big breathe and one flew right up there
and I was scared it was like crawling around
inside my brain or something.
Probably is.
Modified furby, oh I was thinking I could do that
for a video but they're so scary and horrible,
I just didn't want to inflict that on the universe in 2020.
Gonna leave the furbies alone.
- [Furby] Oh no. - Cloud buster sword.
This is when I went to the Final Fantasy VII Remake
event and I was gonna be given a giant buster sword
and I wanted to see how Cloud held it
and it was so heavy I ended up just standing like this
with my arms vibrating hoping I wouldn't drop it.
And then Jacksepticeye posts these really cool,
effortless pictures and I'm just like ah!
This leads us very nicely onto probably one of my
dream sponsors, it is Square Enix and
Finally Fantasy VII Remake.
So this is the easiest thing for me to talk about,
I've been a fan of the Final Fantasy series
ever since Final Fantasy VII all those years ago
so when I heard that they were remaking it,
I actually left my body, I just ceased to exist
for a moment and the game has really lived up to the hype.
I almost cried when I started playing it
and heard the music, it's just, ah, it's just so good.
It takes place in the city of Midgar which they've
recreated to look and feel like you're in an actual city.
I spent half the time just looking up and around
at all the beautiful surroundings and not
actually playing the game.
You might be like, Phil, I get it's pretty
but what's the story?
Well, seems more relevant than ever actually.
You play as hunky Cloud over here with the crazy hair
and he's a member of Avalanche, a resistance group
that are going up against a huge corporation called Shinra
who are literally draining the planet's
life force to make energy.
Does that ring any bells?
And that's just the beginning and it leads you
onto an epic adventure of battles and summons
and chocobos and moogles and genetically modified
talking cats, there's a whole thing.
I think it's a great game to play if you're a fan
but also if you've never played one before,
this would be a really fun place to start.
So good news is, Final Fantasy VII Remake
is currently on sale so if you click the special link
below, you get some money off, and if you want
to try it out, there is a free demo
on the PlayStation store as well.
I hope you enjoy.
Back to my googs.
Can my fish catch coronavirus?
That was an essential google.
(laughs)
When the pandemic hit.
Look, Norman's important to me okay.
I might just make him a tiny mask
just to be on the safe side.
Tornado, tornado dream, tornado dreams,
scary tornado dream. (laughs)
Wow I must, I must have been really
traumatized by that dream.
I have had a fair few tornado dreams in my life
which apparently means worry, anxiety,
and spinning out of control, great.
Oh, apparently a red tornado represents passion.
Look out for horny tornadoes in your dreams.
Moving on, all Mario Kart music.
Oh my god, I had this song stuck in my head
and it was driving me actually insane.
I thought it was from Nintendo, maybe Mario Kart,
so I listened to every song from Mario Kart and it wasn't.
So I decided to message PJ, the resident Nintendo expert,
listen to this.
- [Phil On Phone] Hi PJ, as a Nintendo expert,
please can you help me and Dan decipher what this song is?
Probably Nintendo, it goes.
(vocalizing)
We're going crazy, please help, bye.
- Do you know what it is?
PJ did, he immediately responded with Animal Crossing.
It's one of the KK Slider songs, anyway.
Ear worm. (explosion)
Pulverized.
Kiwi liquorice, liquorice, liquorice?
Kiwi liquorice review.
That's a tongue twister, that, try saying
kiwi liquorice really fast.
I had some and I was so disgusting I just wanted
to google it and see if anyone else had eaten
this kiwi flavored liquorice.
Liquorice.
Liquorice. (laughs)
Liquorice.
Turned out it's an acquired taste.
Amazing Phil feet rating. (laughs)
Okay, listen, all right, my friend told me
there is this website where celebrity's feet get rated
and I didn't believe that I would be on it
and it turns out I was on it and then I was curious
about what my foot rating was.
And apparently me feet are 4.8/5.
Narrowly beaten by Zac Efron, of course even
his feet are more beautiful than mine.
Do not go on that website.
Upper right back organ pain, that's a cheery one.
Ever the hypochondriac, I was worried I was dying.
Turned out I just pulled a muscle in my back.
Sometimes I'm like, ugh, human backs are the worst
and then I remember that I browse on a laptop like this.
This is a sad google, one week apart okay,
so we got brown sweater.
I saw this guy out on the street and he looked
really cute in a brown sweater and I though,
you know what, I could look autumnal with a,
a brown turtleneck.
Anyway I got one and it look devastatingly awful.
(laughs)
I just don't suit brown.
So I googled who looks good in brown?
Just out of anger I was like, okay show me,
show me how to wear this.
Anyway, turns out brown is not my color, that's fine,
it's gone to the charity shop, I'm not bitter at all.
How to catch a pigeon?
If you've not seen my last video I went on a whole
pigeon catching quest.
I'd recommend you'd check it out, I'm quite proud
of that one if you've not seen it.
February first, also apparently Harry Styles's birthday,
happy birthday Hazza.
What did I? (laughs)
Why does a jockstrap, why does a jockstrap have a bare butt?
I think that's enough of my googles for today.
Right let's have a look at my YouTube watch history,
I've got my laptop here.
We start with, wow, all my own videos.
Obsessed with yourself much?
Then TomSka's new skit, it was a funny one.
All these videos are fish, okay, so we were wondering
if we could put another fish or two in the tank
with Norman, maybe a few that live at the bottom.
So I was playing the videos of the fish to Norman
to see if he'd be bothered by them.
He didn't care, he's quite a peaceful lad.
I went to Looney Tunes to look for advice
to catch the pigeon.
Ooh, ten hours of heat death of the universe.
This was cause I was playing a scary board game,
and we wanted some ambience.
And for some reason I kept getting recommended
the world's most pathetic elevator chime
so I just had to play it to make it stop.
(elevator chimes) (laughs)
I don't know why it's so funny.
Okay let's have a look at my Netflix,
this is very brave cause (laughs)
my viewing habits during the pandemic
may have gone slightly into trash territory.
I'm being recommended Selling Sunset season three.
Selling Sunset is the highest form of art
and I won't have anyone tell me otherwise.
Continue watching for Phil, The Floor is Lava,
I've been obsessed with this show.
It's so addictive and so painful looking,
I think it should be a new Olympic sport.
Instant Hotel, I don't remember watching that.
Why does it think I'm on season two,
I've not even watched that.
Devil Man Crybaby is a very bizarre, violent,
weird anime with some amazing music.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
(alert) Okay, this pandemic
has done things to people.
Turns out, I've turned to reality TV housewives.
Instagram, I don't think Instagram has a history,
thank god but we can look at my explore page
for a flavor of what I've been into.
What we got, we got Dan explicitly licking a minion
ice cream then me, am I being compared to dessert drinks?
Wow, tag yourself.
I think I'd wanna drink that one.
Some hot guys, a clip from a game show,
is that because I was talking about the Weakest Link.
Whenever I click on one of these curated things
it's like yeah dog, dog, Markiplier.
It's, everything leads to Markiplier on my Instagram,
I don't know why.
So if you've been paying them Mark, what is this?
I'm getting a lot of things being crushed as well
recently, let's watch this one.
Ooh, ooh, look at that!
I think I'm just gonna leave it at that we can't,
ooh, what about this?
(sad music)
We'll leave Instagram there.
TikTok, I only ever used TikTok for about a week
so let's see what the algorithm thinks I want.
(laughs) (glass chimes)
Okay, I'm into it.
Jo Mills, I'm a fan.
This more oddly satisfying?
Woo, I should come on TikTok more,
this is better than my Instagram recommendations.
Bird content.
Just on his way to get a Starbucks.
(laughs)
Okay, fine, I'll go on TikTok more.
Anyway, I think that's enough for today.
(ding) So give me a thumbs up
if you have enjoyed this.
I don't think my browsing history's gonna surprise
you much at this point.
If you wanna play a game this August, check out
Final Fantasy VII Remake, it is on sale,
there is a link below.
I hope you're having a grandios day,
and I'll see you very soon, goodbye.