(Cues: Stardust Speedway Bad Future - Sonic CD)
Wiz: When young Amy Rose first heard of the adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, she became immediately obsessed.
Boomstick: But while most rabid fangirls would stalk them online or build a shrine in their closet, Amy dialed her crazy up to 11!
Wiz: I guess you could say she was: hooked on Sonics?
Uhh?
Boomstick: Ugh. (gags)
You made me throw up in my mouth a little bit that was so bad!
Wiz: Well determined to meet her hero face to face, Amy decided the best option was to learn how to read tarot cards.
Boomstick: Hey the lady at the fair never let me down.
Wiz: After lots of practice one reading finally predicted she would meet The Blue Blur on the mysterious Little Planet.
Boomstick: See... and she did meet him. Well after she was kidnapped by the evil Dr. Eggman used as bait to lure Sonic into a trap.
But hey first impression aren't everything right?
Wiz: Heh. God knows that's true are we certainly won't be working together.
Boomstick: What? So i forgot my pants on the first day it happens to all of us Wiz.
Wiz: No it doesn't, anyway meeting Sonic wasn't enough for Amy.
Despite her young age and inexperience she made it her personal mission to become a part of his freedom fighting crew.
Boomstick: So Amy spends some time building a badass skill set to convice her hasty hedgehog hero she'd be a valuable team member and girlfriend.
Wiz: Surprisingly it wouldn't take long by running after Sonic her sheer will and determination let her reach the super speed she needed to chase him down.
Boomstick: That's... Terrifying.
Wiz: Keep in mind Sonic's casual running speed sits about 765 miles per hour.
Boomstick: That's... Extra terrifying.
Wiz: Tell me about it. Apparently she tapped into her innate hedgehog speed gene which is a thing.
Where the hell they got this? I have no clue I mean have you seen real hedgehogs run they're not very fast.
Boomstick: I wonder if I have some hidden gene gives me a super cool power.
Wiz: You do, remember when I did those DNA scans you have an iron liver.
Boomstick: Really!?
Wiz: Yeah you can drink all the beer you want and you'll be fine.
Boomstick: (chuckling) Well in that case, time for a break.
(Distant) Jocelyn get the cooler it's beer time, it's coming early.
(Thumps)
Wiz: I totally lied but that should buy me a week of silence thank god.
Will cover Ramona Flowers next time.
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