(vacuum sucking noises)
- Oh, shit!
Shit, shit, shit
What the fuck
No, no, no, no, no
(upbeat music)
- Look at this.
- This is three dollars.
- You playin with me?
- No, that's my lunch money!
- No, this is mine.
- I'm so sick of you with your (indistinct)
Gimme this.
Fuck house arrest, fuck all this shit.
Hey, hold that for me.
And here, that's for you.
(yelling)
(glass breaking)
(screaming)
- Can we order now?
(screaming)
♪ Spinning my wheels I haven't done shit ♪
♪ I'm out of here, I fucking quit. ♪
♪ Maria has opened the door. ♪
♪ Later smoothies, I'm off to New York. ♪
(singing)
- Their name was on the card so,
Sorry.
- If you wanna turn around, I'll hold it for you.
- Oh really?
Oh.
Oh shit.
Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.
Shit ah
- Get away, get away bro, get away from it!
- Somebody turn it off!
Turn it off, turn it off.
- Ya know what, sometimes you just gotta
(glass breaks)
Fuck the police, I'ma kill these mother fuckers.
- Holy shit.
- Oh, excuse me, where's the bathroom?
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
- How much did you drink,
Are you a fucking camel?
- Little nervous,
We're the only black guys in here.
He's the coolest guy in the world, man.
- [Bud] Get down from there!
- I love you man!
(screaming)
- It kinda looks like a relic
- Maria
- Chris?
Oh god, yes
Yes, Chris. Yes.
(kissing)
Chris!
- I got this, I got this baby
- Are you sure?
- You all right?
You like hitting on women in farmers markets?
(crashing sound)
What the fuck are you doing?
You're fucking hitting on me here?
- (sighs) That is hot
- [Zookeeper] Don't look him in the eye
- I'm so scared
Oh no, no, no, no
(screaming)
- [Zookeeper] Stay calm, stay calm!
- Ooh electrolytes
Maria!
Maria.
- Go get some butter
Get me out of this thing
(screaming)
- Come on! I gotta see Maria!
(screaming)
(car crashing)
(gasping)
- Oh my god
- If we're just friends, um
(car crashing)
(gasping)
- Oh my god
- Mother fuck!
- Hey, hey, hey
Wait, wait, wait
- What are you gonna do? What ya gonna do?
(screaming)
(upbeat music)