Look at this little punk, lookin' at me like he knows me.
You don't know me.
You don't know what I'm thinking.
He ain't never gonna get the guy I'm thinking of.
"Is he a human being?" No.
He's not a female, come on now...
Uhh... Nope, not American...
Uh... No.
Uh oh.
Yeah....
No, no, doesn't use guns...
Is he fa-- no...
No, he didn't create the world, no moustache...
Uh... shit.
...yeah...
...uh oh.
Uh oh.
Oh, no! No-no-no! [starts laughing]
How the fuck?
How did he know? Come on!
How did he know it was Singed the whole time?
Alright, he's never going to get Furby.
He's never ever gonna get Furby, come on now.
Uh, no, there ain't no Furby show, man - come on now...
He stands on two - no, Furby kind of just sits on his body and the feet are just kind of glued to the bottom of his stomach...
Does he?
Furby would actually probably say something like that.
RAHHH!
Uh, no...
Nope. *sigh* You're done.
You're done, Akinator.
You're done.
Geenie.com?
You're done. You don't know what I'm thinking.
Nope. Doesn't come from the internet...
Uh oh.
They do have-- they did have a lot of those Furby ads running back in the day.
Uhhh, no he's not... he's not a dog.
Come on. Don't be ridiculous.
He doesn't-- naw, Furby doesn't give a shit about children.
No hooves...
Uh...
[laughs] No!
No, he's not a bear...
Ooh...
Naw, there are probably some green Furbys.
Um... what?
What the fuck??
"Did he have a tragic injury?"
HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT!?
Ooh, ooh! Angelica's dad from Rugrats... Drew Pickles! He's never going to get Drew Pickles.
"Is your character--" ...uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh oh...
Wh-- oh, okay, I...I think he's off the trail.
*laughs*
"Does your character play--" Well, he's in the Rugrats movie.
"Is your..." *laughs*
"Is your character fat?"
"the main character" Not really, he's kinda on the side...
He's not in The Simpsons...
Uh...
Ooh, I can definitely see him being racist.
Drew Pickles being racist, um...
Yeah, it's a children's show...
He's on-- uh oh.
No! He's just got normal hair, I think...
That's Stu Pickles.
He's got that crazy-- "Is your character black haired?"
I don't think so...
"Fairly Odd Parents?" NO!
YEAH! Everybody watches Rugrats.
Yeah-- what?
Suicide Silence?
What is he-- Oh, yeah, he does have brown hair, I think.
Disney-- Hugh-- nope!
Gotcha, Akinator!
You lose, dumbo.
It was Drew Pickles the whole time!
You don't even-- oh, shit. We're still going. Oh, no.
*laughs* Oh, fuck!
*laughing* No-no-no-no-no-no-no
no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no
No, no...
I think he's off the trail.
GOD DAMN IT HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET DREW PICKLES
Ooh, the droid that the Jawas were trying to sell to Luke Skywalkers dad that blows up, that goes
EEEEEEEER-- BOOOSH
this fuckin' R-- I-- R5-D4... He'll never get this guy.
I don't even [runs out of breath then starts laughing]
I got-- I got him now. I got him in the bag now...
Does he have an animal shape? No.
What are you, stupid?
"Is your character male?" No. What are you, dumb?
He doesn't have a face! What are you-- What are you stupid... idiot? What are you, a stupid dumbass?
"Is your character--" No...
What is-- He's not from a videogame. Is he thinkin' they're gonna put this guy in a videogame?
Of course he's been in a movie, he's a feature actor!
Uhh... oh, shit.
Uh-oh.
Uh, one-shot... Oh, no.
[wheezes]
Uh-- oh, fuck. *laughing* No, nonononono, no...
Nonono, no, no, no...
*continues to laugh as Akinator guesses R5-D4 correctly*
*still laughing* How the fuck did he get that?
*cracking up*
Guagsire! I don't even know what the fuck-- "Was he ever addicted to heroin?
[laughing] I don't think so
"is he female?" "Is he linked to the sea?"
he's not SPONGEBOB you dummy
you mad? you getting angry there? oh shit he said pokemon
I wouldn't really consider these legs
uhhh I don't jhoto region? i don't know
"is he legendary?" "has he directed a porn?"
"has this character been in rehab?"
does your character have a beak? NOPE what NOOOOOO
alright he's never ever ever gonna get this one
neva eva in his whole liife
"is he famous?" uh kinda um yea he's linked to videogames
"does he shoot guns?"
[long pause]
no
"is he american?" yes
"has he been shot in the backside?" no
no
"is your character known for Minecraft?" uh no not really
"is he bearded?" is your character bearded? oh probably
oh he's probably involved in a Blizzard game oh probably definitely
is he a ca- where the fuck does that come from? is he a cannibal what?
is your character an old bastard no, is he chubby?
fuck you
is your character multiple forms no
is your character associated with a [starts to laugh]
does he have black hair? no
is he a voice actor? no
no idiot
no dumbass
is he crude? fuck you
does your character find food [cuts off with laughter]
hey look I found some cheetos
what the fuck is with the fat questions? fuck you
does your character kill people? yes
roccos modern life no its- no you suck
it's not him
is your character a turquoise? yes
is your character related in any way to Pokemon?
uhh kind of
is he call of duty?
does he hit [laughs] does he hit a lot of home runs?
of course
uhh immortal
does he wear- uh oh
nope not really
uhh no not really
does he-i don't even know what that is
have you ever been associated with disney?
was your character addicted to heroin?
[laughing] nooooo
is he a member of a team? yeah I think he's in one of the navy seals i think
does your character have one [cuts]
you already asked me this you bearded FUCK
NO yes i mean
is your character angry? no WHAT THE FUCK
WHY ARE YOU SO JUDGEMENTAL? HUH? WHY WON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, GENIE
am i angry? NO I'M NOT FUCKING ANGRY
SHUT UP
its not ITS NOT HIM
ITS NOT HIM its fucking ME its DUNKEY
does he wear a hat?
fuck you
does he?
SHUT THE FFFUCK UP I DON'T HAVE A
[trying to regain himself]
does he have yeah hes from youtube
*sniff*
uhh is he a name of kind of food? no
uh yeah I do! I do! for the mario!
is he a master? i dont know what that is
no
has your character ever sung?
yes
is he dirty minded? uhh kinda yes
uhhh i have i played amnesia once
yeah that one video
does he behave stupidly?
most of the time yeah of course
its not jesse COX
come on now
its not jes- is is he sh what is with the fucking fat stuff?
its y-you fucker!
i dont wear a glove!
i dont fucking swear
no you do not want to see that
uh no i dont live in california, no i dont direct
[laughs]
yes i direct porn a lot out of my moms fucking basement
[dunkey's famous theme song]
I DON'T HAVE A BAD- SHHUT THE FUCK UP
I'M A GREAT ARTIST
SHUT UP SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
i-i dont know he's kind of from league of legends
his nickname- uh oh
[laughing again] uh oh
nononononon
i dont know how to answer that
[continues to laugh]
uhh no i dont record anymore i hung it up
well i do like meatballs
aww no he got me! it was videogamedunkey the whole