- Where is it, where is it?
It's gotta be here somewhere.
- Well where did he die?
Did anybody see?
- Nobody saw it happen.
Oh man.
Don't worry Tanner, we'll find your Reboot Card.
- I'm gonna find it.
I'm just sure of it.
- Chill, Roach.
You're being a total Soccer Skin right now.
- Wait, what's that up there?
- Wow, this must've been a huge monster!
- Check it out, enemy in the Slipstream over there.
- I've got him.
(gun bangs)
- Haha!
(yelling)
- All right, well I don't think we're gonna find
Tanner's Reboot Card over here.
Wait a second, what's this?
Your friend is in the mines?
- It must mean Shifty Shafts.
Let's head in that direction.
- But I don't wanna.
- Come on.
You can watch Tacty the Shotgun.
- Woo, Tacty!
♪ Tacty the Shotgun ♪
- Hiya boys and girls.
I'm Tacty the Shotgun.
I put holes in bad guys.
(beeping)
- Hey remember this beard?
Well now you don't, it's gone.
I shaved and thanks to Dollar Shave Club
who helped me by sponsoring this video.
They even got Roach to shave.
Wait, Roach did you shave your eyebrows?
- I sure did.
I remember my first time shaving.
I was just a baby.
I cut myself so many times
that I had to be helicoptered to the emergency room
where my parents left me and never came back.
- Uh, anyways, Dollar Shave Club has got you covered
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- [Roach] What's that?
- [Jonesy] And most importantly, shaving.
They have an awesome new starter kit
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- I'm a doctor too.
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(beeping)
- Shifty Shafts, huh?
This place has been around forever.
- Yeah, I know.
Like back when Moisty Mire and Wailing Woods
were still a thing.
- Moisty Mire?
Sorry I didn't start playing until Season Five.
- Shameful, just shameful.
- Were there any other notes on that Queen of Hearts card?
- You're the queen of my heart.
Well, I shot my shot.
- Hold on, do you guys hear that?
(dramatic music)
(evil laughing)
- So you found my clues, I see.
- Who the heck is that?
- I am Wild Card and I'd like to play a game with you.
(cards flapping)
Choose your pick of Reboot Cards.
One of which I'll lend.
Remember to choose carefully.
Only one card revives your friend.
- Hey that rhymed!
- Okay, so one of these Reboot Cards is Tanner.
- But what are the other ones?
- There's only one way to decide.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Kill a Default at Retail Row.
If he deep dives let him go.
I choose, murder!
(gun banging)
- You fools!
You can kill me but I have a very high pitched whistle
that will cause a rock slide, trapping you in these mines.
(air horn honking)
Guards, seize them!
- Well, this is it.
We're going to die in these mines.
- If only we had some sort of harvesting tools
to break through these rock-like substances.
- Hold on, I've got this.
It's got zero range or accuracy
and might just be able to get us out.
(gun bangs)
- You know you probably could've used
that shotgun to kill those knights.
- No looking back now.
We've got a Reboot Van coming up.
Let's use these cards and see which one is Tanner.
(van whirring)
- That's for making fun of Soccer Skins you (beep).
(abrasive rock music)