onto the derbs
this is great i'm here with my family
nothing could possibly go wrong
children wife where are you oh no
urge to kill rising hey pepper
we tried to make it home but we can't so
we're gonna go die now
you can't die yet what do you mean yet
i'm here to rescue you
this time what do you mean this time shh
it'll all be over soon all right team
the space lady knows where thanos is and
we're gonna go get him
tony are you in no okay
[Music]
then
who cap what are you doing foreshadowing
every universe had to die so i could
have these plans
hey there oh what did you do to my face
it's not that bad oh my gosh what
happened to your
face i knew it uh guys the infinity
stones are gone that's cause i destroyed
them i am inevitable shut your face
well i'm gonna go get that in the
distant
future
[Music]
dad hi daughter i'm back can we be a
family again nope
i have to go help captain america all
right team i'm so glad i could count on
you to be here when we figure out a plan
actually i need to disappear for a few
hours i am too op for this movie
looks like there's only room for one
captain hey you want to build a time
machine
that's dumb you're dumb you got any
better ideas
you want to build a time machine nope
come on pretty please
i said no you want to build a time
machine sure wow
really yolo just doing my dishes
whoa dishes are hard save me mr stark
character development all right friday
is time travel possible
yes holy [ __ ] language quick name your
favorite superhero
wonder woman you're adopted all right
it's time for the time travel test
here we go i don't think it worked
i'm really bad at this we need someone
else and here i
am oh yeah time to get the gang back
together
are you here couldn't we have landed
closer to town
um hey thor wanna help us bring everyone
back to life
nope i like food now you can drink our
alcohol
i mean hey hawkeye wanna help us bring
everyone back to life
are you talking about the ones i just
murdered because i don't want them to
come back to life
no our friends dummy careful with the
pin particles this is all we have
why don't we just go back in time and
get more this movie is already three
hours long do you think we have time for
another scene
all right it's time to figure out where
the stones were so we can all go get him
we could go to wakanda before he snapped
i already had my axe in his chest
there's no way he could stop me a second
time
who's with me
or we could split up and go back to the
older movies to get them
well some of you are probably going to
die sounds good let's go
in the distant future i mean pass all
right let's go get the stones
and don't do anything stupid okay give
me that stone
no i'm beside myself come on
pretty please i said no but doctor
strange
in that case yes you guys have fun uh
why are the two people who never piloted
a spaceship before flying to warmer i
didn't want to die
don't let thanos catch you or anything
hey i heard that
time to get the tesseract you ready and
i'll get the scepter
it's heavily guarded how do you plan on
getting it i got just the thing
i hope you don't mind but i need to take
that scepter
no way well in that case
i could do this all day
i got the scepter i can still taste it
and i got the tesseract
[Applause]
disney cuts show go i hope nothing bad
is happening
hey you i mean me
stop hitting yourself save
[ __ ] why did you say that name shut
up enhance
enhance and yeah omg there's two
nebulas i can replay her memories do
it i am inevitable oh that's a good line
let me steal that one we got the power
stone i got the reality goo
i got my hammer and i got future nebula
okay
i guess i'll let you capture me tony did
you get the tesseract
no what are we gonna do we gotta go back
further in time
really no wonder this movie is so long
you had this and you didn't use it
you're welcome i'ma just sit here you go
mess up their plans in the future
on it you're here couldn't we have
landed closer
hey guys you looking for the soul stone
yes
i know where it is all you gotta do is
throw this girl off a cliff
this would be way more emotional if i
had a different voice right now don't
you think
well see you later
all right let's combine these stones
with this gauntlet to make sure they're
easily removable
why no reason here's nano
who wants to snap everyone back i do
literally anyone else i'll do it cause
i'm the strongest avenger
oh snap hey guys it worked hey guys
i'll do what i do best sit
it's just sitting there just throw your
hammer at him you wouldn't even know
what hit him
oh let's just fight him together it'll
look way cooler
time to die
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it's hammer time that's not fair
that's not fair shut up
it's time to end this you have lost
and your planet is doomed nah we've just
been distracting you big turd blossom
oh thank god black panther we need
something what is it
an army i've got you fam
thanks black panther for bringing
everyone here i get no respect
leroy
jacob i understood that my friends
you know how we win tell me nah you are
still the worst superhero ever
give me that glove i don't think so hey
what's up
rage quit
oh look something to keep me occupied
until the battle's over
we're all gonna die
what's going on the new challenger
approaches who is it
the human torch uh i don't think that's
the human torch
did i do that what the farts you guys
i see the gauntlet about to go pick it
up yep oh no you joke
hey thanos i got your back you guys are
okay
where's everyone else i'm on it
is that like a personal attack or
something no but this is
now will you tell me your death is the
only way we win i knew it
hey thanos i want to hold your hand get
away from me
weirdos i
am inedible i mean inevitable i'm
i am inevitable hi inevitable
i'm dad father
[Music]
well time to die as i lived sitting down
mr stock don't die please don't worry
you're gonna be the next leader of the
avengers but what if sony tries to take
me away
that'll never happen
well we won thanks to yours truly
everyone got to go home
what happened to your hair uh
they even had a nice funeral for me
everyone here is still under arrest
can you go get me some cheeseburgers i'd
rather go help spider-man
okay we need a reason to send you back
to your girlfriend so here take all
these infinity stones back in time
nice this is probably going to be really
cool i have to like go meet red skull
yeah we're not gonna show any of it oh
bucky's got a hug
see ya buck you're going back in time
you know it
for good uh i think so take me with you
yeah what about i'm with you until the
end of the line well
gotta go yeah he's never coming back i'm
back you're old want my shield do you
have uh
any of that superhero serum nope i don't
think i do
see you have superhero serum i don't i'm
just a guy
just take the shield oh yeah this video
is almost over
anything else you want to say got her
oh sorry that's all for now
thanks again for watching we'll see you
next time
you