GUYS, BUCKLE YOURSELVES IN.
BECAUSE THIS WEEK COULD GET CRAZY FAST.
ENJOY THIS MOMENT NOW CUZ TOMORROW NIGHT WILL BE THE FIRST
OF THREE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES LEADING UP TO THE ELECTION AFTER
MONTHS OF VIRTUAL CAMPAIGNING, DONALD TRUMP AND JOE BIDEN WILL
FINALLY MEET IN PERSON.
IT IS LIKE WHEN YOU AND YOUR ZOOM BOYFRIENDS DECIDE TO TAKE
THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL, YOU KNOW?
>> SHOULD WE MEET?
BUT THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IS GOING ON FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS
NOW AND IT'S FINALLY TIME TO DECIDE WHO BECOMES THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES.
I'M JOKING.
WE'VE GOT FIVE MORE WEEKS OF THIS.
AND THEN LET'S BE HONEST, PROBABLY ANOTHER TWO MONTHS
AFTER THAT.
THE DEBATE IS BEING HELD IN CLEVELAND, OHIO, CLEVELAND OF
COURSE IS THE HOME OF THE ROCK 'N' ROLL HALL OF FAME.
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE ROCK INCOMER ROLL THAN TWO OLD
GUYS TAKING TO THE STAGE TO ARGUE ABOUT THE POST OFFICE.
SO THIS IS NICE FOR TRUMP, IT IS.
MAYBE HE WILL HAVE TIME TO VILSITY THE ROCK 'N' ROLL HALL
OF FAME AND REMINISCE ABOUT ALL OF THE MUSICIANS WHO HAVE SUED
HIM FOR USING THEIR SONGS WITHOUT PERMISSION.
NOW THE FIRST DEBATE WILL BE MODERATED BY FOX NEWS ANCHOR
CHRIS WALLACE.
IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR, CHRIS WALLACE IS THE ONE FOX NEWS
PERSONALITY WHO SEEMS LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED LONG OKAY
FOR, YOU KNOW, NOT YELLING ENOUGH.
IN THE PAST CHRIS WALLACE HASN'T HESITATED TO FACT CHECK TRUMP
DURING INTERVIEWS.
IT HASN'T MADE ONE BIT OF DIFFERENCE, BUT THE POINT IS HE
TRIES.
IAN, TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR CONCERNS GOING INTO THESE
DEBATES.
>> EVERYTHING, I'M CONCERNED ABOUT EVERYTHING.
>> YEAH.
>> James: REGGIE, IF YOU WERE THE MODERATOR, WHAT IS THE FIRST
QUESTION YOU WOULD ASK THE CANDIDATES?
>> HOW WELL CAN YOU DANCE?
>> James: I CAN ANSWER THAT FOR YOU.
>> Reggie: OKAY.
>> James: POORLY, ON BOTH COUNTS.
>> Reggie: I GUESS IT WOULDN'T BE THAT USEFUL.
>> James: SPEAKING OF THE OVAL OFFICE, I HAVE TO MENTION THIS.
TRUMP'S FORMER PRESS SECRETARY SARAH SANDERS HAS A NEW BOOK OUT
ABOUT HER TIME IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
AND IN THE BOOK SHE TELLS ABOUT A TIME THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP
CALLED HER AND HOPE HICKS INTO THE OVAL OFFICE TO SHOW THEM,
QUOTE, THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME.
HE THEN PROCEEDED TO PLAY NOVEMBER RAIN BY GUNS N ROSES.
THIS SAUL TRUE.
IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT VIDEO, HERE IS A SAMPLE.
♪ NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.
♪ AND WE BOTH KNOW HEARTS CAN CHANGE.
♪ AND TIME TO HOLD A CANDLE.
♪ IN THE COLD NOVEMBER RAIN.
♪ RDZ WHAT IN WHY.
>> James: WHEN HE HEARD ABOUT THIS JOE BIDEN WAS LIKE WELL, AT
LEAST WE AGREE ON ONE THING.
I GOT TO SAY, I LIKE THAT VIDEO.
I DON'T THINK THEY MAKE VIDEOS LIKE THAT ANY MORE.
I GENUINELY THINK IT'S TRULY PRESIDENTIAL.
IT'S GOT EVERYTHING.
BIG HAIR, THE HOT CHICKS.
OR AS I CALL THEM TASTY BABES.
TASTY BABES RIPPING CIGS.
YOU GOT A WEDDING.
YOU GOT A GUY JUMPED INTO A CAKE.
THERE'S A FUNERAL.
WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?
>> Reggie: ARE YOU A FAN OF GUNS R ROSES I MEAN PRENOVEMBER
RAIN.
>> James: HERE IS MY THING.
I APPRECIATE WHAT GUNS N' ROSES DID FOR MUSIC.
AM I PUTTING IT ON IN THE CAR, PROBABLY NOT RRS I SEE.
>> James: WASN'T SLASH ON THE SHOW ONCE, ROB?
>> NO SWRZ HE'S NEVER BEEN ON.
SO THERE WAS A TIME HE WAS GOING TO COME AND HE PULLED OUT.
>> WE PICKED HIM A BIT ABOUT LOOKING AFTER LOCAL ANIMALS
BECAUSE IS HE VERY INTO PROTECTING WILDLIFE IN LOS
ANGELES.
>> James: I'M AMAZED HE DIDN'T GO FOR IT.
WHEN YOU HEAR THE PITCH PRESENTED THAT PASSIONATELY,
IT'S AMAZING HE DIDN'T GO FOR IT SLASH, THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"
BEEN ON ONCE, YEAH, YEAH, CAR CARPOOL KARAOKE.
NO, THEY WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU TO A PET SANCTUARY.
>> I'M GOOD.
WHAT'S THAT, ROB.
>>-- SLASH WAS ON THE SHOW.
>> Reggie: WHAT?
>> James: WHEN?
WHEN WAS SLASH ON THE-- HANG ON A MINUTE, BEN HAS JUST GONE NO,
HE'S NEVER BEEN ON.
>> LENNY KRAVITZ TOLD A STORY ABOUT SLASH.
>> James: GOOD ENOUGH ABOUT FOR ME.
LENNY KRAVITZ TOLD A STORY ABOUT SLASH ON THE SHOW.
THAT'S THE CLOSEST WF'S BEEN TO SLASH ON THE SHOW.
>> HE WAS WITH US IN SPIRIT.
>> James: HE WAS WITH US IN SPIRIT.
AND I LIKE-- I LIKE MUSIC VIDEOS.
I WOULD SAY I WATCH A LOT OF MUSIC VIDEOS.
HAVE I NEVER HAD A MOMENT IN MY LIFE WHERE I THOUGHT TOM, GET IN
HERE, SIT DOWN, LET ME SHOW YOU THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL
TIME.
YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, WE'VE GOT JOBS TO
DO.
DOESN'T MATTER, WATCH THIS.
IT'S ALSO LIKE SEVEN MINUTES LONG, THAT VIDEO.
>> YEAH.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME
IS, REG?
>> Reggie: IT'S SO HARD.
YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY I REALLY LIKED THE FEELING FASCINATION,
HUMAN LEAGUE BECAUSE IT HAD THIS COOL THING WHERE HAD T HAD A DOT
ON A MAP AND IT PUSHED IN SHALL-- OH NO, WAS THAT ROMEO
VOID, I DON'T KNOW, ANYWAYS THERE IS SOME INDIVIDUAL KRO
WHERE THERE IS A DOT ON A MAP AND THE CAMERA PUSHES IN AND IT
GOES THROUGH THE CLOUDS AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE THE HOUSE THAT
THE BAND WAS PLAYING IN.
EITHER THAT OR JUST LIKE HEAVEN BY THE CURE.
>> James: ABSOLUTELY.
>> ARE YOU JUST ABOUT TO SAY THRILLER?
LIKE WHAT IS THE-- (LAUGHTER).
>> Reggie: OH, THRILLER.
>> I KNOW MJ IS PROBLEMATIC.
>> James: I PUT THRILLER IN THERE.
LET'S BE HONEST.
WE'RE BEATING AROUND THE BUSH, ST ANY MEATLOAF VIDEO.
(LAUGHTER) THEY'RE LIKE WE'RE ALL PREEND
ITING, IT'S ANY MEATLOAF VIDEO.
>> Reggie: I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO OVER THE NEXT
TWO YEARS, I WOULD LIKE US TO RE-CREATE EVERY MEATLOAF VIDEO.
>> Reggie: YEAH, LET'S PLEASE DO THAT.
LET'S PLEASE DO THAT.
>> James: CAN WE?
SHALL WE?
CAN WE DO THAT AS A SHOW NOW?
OVER THE NEXT 12 MONTHS WE WILL RE-CREATE EVERY SINGLE MEATLOAF
VIDEO.
>> Reggie: AND I WON'T DO THAT.
>> James: OH, WON'T YOU.
>> Reggie: THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A VIDEO OF JAMES CORDEN AND MEATLOAF.
>> James: A VIDEO OF ME AND MEATLOAF.
I WILL SHOW YOU WHERE THIS FASCINATION STARTED.
YOU CAN SEE IT, HAVE YOU GOT IT?
I'M HEAR IN LONDON-- AND I THINK THIS IS, CUE ME IS THIS WHERE
MEATLOAF IS STAYING.
>> THANKS VERY MUCH.
>> JAMES, DO YOU LIKE MARMALADE?
>> I'M DOING THIS ENGLISH BREAKFAST SHOW AND IT'S LIKE
REALLY COOL.
>> DO YOU PREFER PERFORMING OR TO DOING ALL THE PROMOTIONAL.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING.
WE WANT TO DO THIS, JAMES, THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, JUST
HOLD THIS FOR A SECOND, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.
>> James: OH MY GOD.
>> YOU BEAT YOUR HEAD DPENS THE TABLE AND THE TABLE IS TOO
SHORT, THE CHAIR IS TOO TALL.
>> James: THERE YOU GO, THAT'S ME AND MEATLOAF.
IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IT'S BECAUSE
WE SHOT IT JUST BEFORE COVID AND--
(LAUGHTER) AND THEN HIS PROJECT MOVED SO
YOU WILL SEE THAT LATER ON IN THE SERIES.
THANK YOU FOR SHOWING THAT, BEN, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
>> PLEASURE.
>> James: MOVING ON, LET'S MOVE ON.
THERE'S A NEW DATING APP OUT THERE, BUT THIS ONE IS FOR
CONNECTING LONELY PETS.
IT'S CALL THE PINDER AND IT'S INTENDED FOR PET MEET-UPS WITH
THE ADDED BONUS OF OWNERS CONNECTING AS WELL.
IT IS A GREAT APP IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO DO SOME HEAVY
PETTING.
COME ON.
A BIT OF FUN, THAT IS ALL IT IS, IT IS A BIT OF FUN.
I GUESS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
AT THE VERY LEAST IT MIGHT MAKE BREAKUPS A LITTLE EASIER.
NOW PEOPLE CAN BE LIKE IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S YOUR BOX FULL OF
PARROTS.
THEY'RE SAYING THE APP IS FOR LONELY PETS, CAN WE JUST ADMIT
THAT THIS IS FOR PEOPLE.
PETS, PETS DO NOT WANT A DATING APP.
AT THE SAME TIME THEY DON'T WANT A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
THEY DORCHT WANT TO BE ON YOUR INSTAGRAM ALL DAY AND THEY DON'T
WANT A SWEATER.
THEY DON'T WANT TO WEAR A SWEATER.
EXCEPT FOR THIS DOG, HE DEFINITELY WANTS TO SQUEEZE
EVERY DROP OUT OF LIFE.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, THAT IS A [BLEEP] DOG.
THAT'S A GOOD LOOKING DOG.
CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK.
>> I SAW CHRIS PINE IN THAT SAME OUTFIT.
>> James: FOR SURE.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
THAT'S A CHRIS PINE OUTFIT, THAT IS A CHRIS PINE AUGUST.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW, I THINK IT IS A CHALAMET.
>> ST A CHALAMET DOG WITH A CHRIS PINE OUTFIT.
>> James: YES, WHICH IS PERFECT.
HERE'S SOME NEWS FROM MY HOMELAND.
A BREWERY IN THE UNITED KINGDOM HAS CREATED THE STRONGEST BEER
IN THE WORLD BY ALCOHOL CONTENT, THIS BEER IS EVEN STRONGER THAN
WHISKEY.
WOULD YOU DRINK THAT?
>> Reggie: NO, NO, NO.
>> James: REALLY?
>> Reggie: TOO MUCH.
>> James: YOU WOULDN'T DRINK THAT?
I'VE SEEN YOU DRINK WINE OUT OF A SOCK.
>> Reggie, I WOULD TRY IT, ACTUALLY.
>> James: YEAH, I WOULD TRY T SHOULD WE GET SOME, ROB.
>> YEAH.
>> James: IT WOULD BE GOOD TO LOOSEN THE SHOW UP A BIT.
(LAUGHTER) >> IT WOULD BE GOOD IF WE WERE
RELAXED A BIT, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
THIS IS IT, SO A BEER THAT IS STRONGER THAN WHISKEY, THIS IS
HOW IT IS GOING TO I PLAY OUT, REALLY, OFFICER, I HAVE ONLY HAD
ONE BEER, HOW FAST WAS I GOING.
SIR, ARE YOU SITTING IN YOUR BATHTUB.
MOVING ON, A DENTIST IN ALASKA WAS RECENTLY SENTENCED TO 12
YEARS IN PRISON FOR DOING SOMETHING PRETTY RECKLESS.
HE EXTRACTED-- EXTRACTED A PATIENT'S TOOTH WHILE RIDING A
HOVERBOARD.
NOW LOOK, I'M NOT A DENTIST, BUT EVEN I KNOW IF YOU ARE PULLING A
TOOTH, USE I POGO STICK, MAN.
HE WAS CHARGED WITH RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT AND WILL SERVE TIME
IN PRISON.
GOING TO HAVE TO GET USED TO A WOL DIFFERENT KIND OF CAVITY
SEARCH.
AND WE WAB TO SHOW YOU THIS, A FOOD DELIVERY MAN IN THAILAND
WAS FINED BY AUTHORITIES RECENTLY AFTER VIDEOS OF HIM
WENT SCRIE RAL ON LINE.
TALK A LOOK AT THESE PHOTOS AND MAYBE WILL YOU SEE WHY.
HE WAS DELIVERING ORDERS WHILE COMPLETELY NUDE.
THAT'S WHY I'M STILL WIPING DOWN MY GROCERIES.
NOW LOOK, YES, HE WAS COMPLETELY NUDE.
DID THE PIZZA GET THERE ON TIME.
IT ABSOLUTELY DID.
WHEREFOR I DON'T SEE A PROBLEM.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, DOES THIS BOTHER YOU, IAN.
>> NO, NOT AT ALL.
MY EXACT DOPPELGANGER COULD DELIVER MY FOOD AND I WOULD JUST
BE YEAH, THANKS, MAN, AND CLOSE THE DOOR AND START EATING IT.
>> James: YEAH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYONE WHO IS THAT KF
DEBT IT-- CONFIDENT NAKED.
DO YOU REG.
>> Reggie: JUST MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, THAT'S IT.
>> James: BUT EVEN THEN, WHO'S GOT THE PRIDE IN THEMSELVES, DO
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I WOULDN'T-- I CAN'T EVEN SAID A [BLEEP] TEXT.
I TRIED ONCE, BUT I PUT IT BETWEEN LIKE A FUN SIZE THE
SNICKERS AND ONE OF THOSE MINI CANS OF COKE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
JUST TO TRY AND, YOU KNOW.
I MEAN DELIVERING PIZZAS NAKED, SURE, IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE
WEEFERRED WHEN HE'S LIKE HERE YOU GO, SIR, HERE IS YOUR PIZZA
AND THE SIDES, THEY'RE JUST HANGING RIGHT DOWN THERE.
NOPE, NOPE, THAT'S IT.
YOU GOT THEM.