YOURSELF ESPECIALLY SINCE YOUR
HAND HELD DEVICE HAS ALL THE
INFORMATION THAT HAS EVER BEEN
AROUND.
BUY THE BOOK OR NOT, I MAKE A
LIVING.
I'M TRYING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE
EASIER.
EVERYTHING YOU LEARNED IN HIGH
SCHOOL DOES NOT PREPARE YOU FOR
LIFE.
HERE'S A WAKE UP CALL.
YOU HAVE 52 WEEKS ON THE YEAR.
WE ARE TOLD THAT TWO DAYS OUT OF
THE YEAR IF YOU ARE LESSED TO
HAVE A J
HAVE A JOB, YOU WATCH I LOVE
LUCY RERUNS.
THAT'S 104 DAYS WHERE YOU DO
NOTHING AND CHRISTMAS VACATION.
FOUR DAYS OUT OF THE YEAR ARE
SPEND DOING NOTHING THAN
ACTUALLY WORKING.
>> AND THEN WE WANT A VACATION.
>> ALL THAT STUFF YOU HAVE TO
PAY FOR.
LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND.
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO HAVE
AN LLC, LIMITED LIABILITY
CORPORATION.
THAT MEANS STAY AT HOME.
ON THE WEEKENDS WHEN YOU WATCH
TV, SET UP THE COMPUTER AND SHOW
THAT YOU ARE SENDING E-MAILS.
GET YOUR KIDS INVOLVED IN A NEW
ENTITY.
POPCORN FARES.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS.
YOU CAN DO IT AT HOME AND DEDUCT
THE SQUARE FOOTAGE OF YOUR HOME
FROM YOUR TAXES.
HAVE ANOTHER BUSINESS AND KEEP
YOUR DAY JOB.
YOU HEARD IT BEFORE.
ON THE WEEKENDS, 104 DAYS WHERE
YOU DO NOTHING PLUS ANOTHER 30
TO 40 DAYS OF VACATIONS AND
PRESIDENT'S DAY AND I FORGOT TO
TIE MY SHOE LACE DAYS.
TEACH YOUR KIDS ABOUT CAPITALISM
AND THE PRICE OF GOODS AND TAXES
AND ALL THAT STUFF.
YOU WILL BRING THE FAMILY CLOSER
TOGETHER AS LONG AS YOU BUY ON
POWER.
>> OKAY.
>> WE ARE OUT OF TIME.
>> HOLD ON.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
YOU WERE QUOTED AS SAYING THIS.
WOMEN HAVE A CHOICE.
THEY CAN DRESS IN POTATO SACKS.
AS SOON AS THEY PRETTY
THEMSELVES UP AND POINT THEM IN
OUR DIRECTION, THEY WILL GET A
RESPONSE.
>> I'M AWARE OF THE RULES.
I DIDN'T CREATE THEM.
YOU CAN TRY THIS YOURSELF.
I AM NOT SAYING LIFE IS FAIR.
WHAT I'M SAYING THAT THE MALE
SPECIES IS VISUALLY STIMULATED.
THAT'S LIFE.
SO YOU HAVE POWER.
THE POWER OF BEING A FEMALE.
YOU CAN ACT WITH THAT POWER TO
MAKE MORE.
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WAIT.
GIVEN THE CLIMATE AND EVERYTHING
THAT'S GOING ON, YOU ARE SAYING
IF A WOMAN DRESSES THE WAY SHE
WANTS, I'M DRESSED THE WAY I
WANT.
I'M NOT DOING IT TO GET A
REACTION FROM DAVE AND YOU.
>> WE CAN ARGUE ABOUT THATTAR WE
GET OFF STAGE.
YOU DON'T PUT ON LIPSTICK ON A
TROPICAL ISLAND.
WE WANT YOU TO BE AS ATTRACTIVE
AS POSSIBLE FOR US AND EACH
OTHER.
THIS IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT.
DRESS IN A POTATO SACK.
>> WHY?
WHY WOULD I DRESS IN THAT?
>> YOU HAVE THE CHOICE.
>> WHY WOULD I HAVE TO MAKE THAT
CHOICE?
>> I'M ON YOUR SIDE.
I WANT WOMEN TO HAVE ALL THE
POWER THEY CAN HAVE.
I'M POINTING OUT YOUR LOOKS AND
HOW YOU DRESS AND PRESENT
YOURSELF IS AN OUTREACH AND AN
EXTENSION OF THE POWER YOU HAVE.
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
MEN CAN'T DO THAT.
WE HAVE TO BUILD SKYSCRAPER TO
BE MORE ATTRACTIVE.
YOUR FEMALE SELF IS YOUR POWER.
YOU HAVE A CHOICE OF
IMPLEMENTING THAT POWER OR NOT.
THAT'S UP TO YOU.
I'M ON YOUR SIDE.
I'M ON ALL THE JACKASSES GO TO
JAIL FOR BEING IMPROPER AND
DOING STUFF.
>>> YOU SURPRISED BY ALL THIS
STUFF?
>> NO.
NO.
IT'S JUST THAT WOMEN FINALLY
STOOD UP ON THEIR TWO HIND LEGS
AND SAID YOU ONLY GET THE
RESPECT YOU DEMAND.
I HAVE A DAUGHTER.
SHE IS NOBODY'S GIRLFRIEND.
SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND.
IT'S TIME FOR WOMEN TO STAND UP
AND TAKE CHARGE.
HALF THE WORLD'S POPULATION IS
FEMALE.
YOU WILL TREAT US EQUALLY OR
ELSE.
BY THE WAY, MEN NEED TO BE PITCH
SLAPPED TO STAND UP.
>> THIS HAS BEEN FUN.
YOU ARE ALWAYS A GREAT GUEST.
THANK YOU, GENE SIMMONS.
>> IT'S A PLEASURE TO SEE ME.
>> SUZANNE SOMMERS
Heard about EUCRISA
for mild-to-moderate eczema?
It can be used almost everywhere
on almost everybody.
The face of a fisherman?
The hand of a ranch hand?
The knee of a needle pointer?
Prescription EUCRISA is a
nose to toes eczema ointment.
It blocks overactive PDE4
enzymes within your skin.
And it's steroid-free.
Do not use if you are allergic
to EUCRISA or its ingredients.
Allergic reactions may occur at
or near the application site.
The most common side effect
is application site pain.
Ask your doctor about EUCRISA.
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Good starts with G.
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asthma symptoms can still
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day in,
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So ask your doctor
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