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how you doing
hey so i was with joshua for an hour
today and he has not asked me out
just so frustrating why don't you ask
him out oh yeah
totally that's such a turn-on
it doesn't seem desperate that's the
turnout
he just got a divorce right so he's
probably really nervous around women you
know maybe you just need to make the
first move
yeah but i've never asked a guy out
before you've never asked a guy out
no have you thousands of times
that doesn't make me sound too good does
it
i don't even know how i would go about
it oh well what i do is uh
i look a woman up and down and i say hey
how you doing
oh please hey
how you doing
and done oh my god
i didn't feel a thing hey are you still
looking for a job cause you could tweeze
circles around that sadistic
get this alone
thanks you want to see what it looks
like yeah yeah
hey they totally match
they look great they look great how you
doing
yeah yeah i think it looks pretty good i
was a little bit worried that i was uh
uncovering a birthmark right about there
but it turned out to be a little piece
of chocolate
oh well hey chandler thank you so much
no problem
listen uh grow my eyelash yeah
great thanks bye-bye hey joey how come
ice stuff
isn't free it will be when you look like
that in a tight skirt
oh this is great i'm getting more dates
than ever wait a minute joe you're only
giving away free stuff to the pretty
girls
that joey that is so gross how about a
scone on the house baby
i'm pretty oh
oh i got something okay it's this story
that i came up with
very romantic i swear any woman that
hears it they're like putty
really well then tell it to me okay
years ago when i was backpacking across
western europe
you were backpacking across western
europe have a nice six more months for
us
i'm sorry please please you you were in
western europe
and
i was just outside of barcelona hiking
in the foothills of mount
tibidabu
i was at the end of this path and i came
to a clearing
and there was a lake very secluded
and there were tall trees all around it
was dead
silent gorgeous then across the lake i
saw
a beautiful woman bathing herself
but she was crying
why
wow so i get to see what joey tribiani
is like on a date
so do you have any moves no no i'm
just myself and they don't like me
i'm sorry i couldn't even get through
that
i knew it i knew it come on tell me your
moves uh
all right um well okay i usually start
by
having a bottle of wine sent to my table
from a fan
oh my god and that works
well it does when you combine it with
this is so embarrassing i just want to
have a normal life
oh you poor little famous man
oh okay how about this one
i was gonna wait until the end of the
night to kiss you but
you're just so beautiful i i don't think
i can
oh my god
that was fantastic i almost leaned in i
really almost did it
all right so so tell me who knew it
moves all right
so where'd you grow up
that's your move boy rich you're lucky
you're hot
but just answer the question ugh
queens and so were you close to your
parents
yeah with my mom yeah i'm not so much
with my dad why not i don't know
i guess there's just always been this
distance you know i mean we both try to
pretend
it's not there but but it is um
it's got to be rough yeah it is yeah
it's really tough
you know sometimes i think wow
nice move
where'd you grow up so simple thank you
oh now if you'll excuse me i'm gonna go
to the restroom
and now you're watching me walk away yes
i am again so simple
you like this woman right well yeah you
want to see her again right sure well if
you can't talk dirty to me
how are you going to talk dirty to her
now tell me you want to caress my butt
okay turn around i just don't want you
staring at me when i'm doing this
all right all right all right i'm not
working go ahead bye okay
um i want um okay i i wanna
feel your hot soft skin with my lips
there you go keep going keep going
i uh
i want to take my tongue and
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and and say it
say it run it all over your body until
you're
trembling with
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with
you