So,
You want to see how the 16 personalities interact when they're around their crush, do you?
Well,
I've got another idea about where you can see that.
It's on Ur My Type: the personality type-matching app!
Ur My Type uses personality types to make online friendships and dating more meaningful.
The app has its own personality test, which I found to be catered towards the cognitive functions,
which is a plus.
It also has a compatibility test to try and decipher which qualities you typically value in a friend or partner,
and to match you up with types who are more likely to possess those tendencies.
The app is available worldwide on both iOS and android,
and you can meet people in your area or all over the world using global mode.
So,
if you'd like to get to know people of other types, make meaningful connections,
or just talk to other MBTI enthusiasts,
jump down to the link in my description, and download the Ur My Type app today.
Now let's get to the video!
"Hello."
"Hi."
"How are you today?"
"Good."
"Um,
why are you talking to me?"
"Why not?"
"I've been in your class for nine years and you've never spoken to me before."
"Well, now I am."
"No you... you don't have to leave."
"I'm so confused!"
"Thank you for agreeing to meet with me today.
Are you comfortable?"
"Yes."
"Do you have enough snacks?"
"I'm good for snacks."
"Great.
So I've brought you here today to share with you a PowerPoint presentation
on why I believe that we would make a good match as a romantic couple.
I'm hopeful that this presentation will result in the end goal of us courting,
and potentially committing to a long-term relationship."
"Whatcha reading?"
"Uh...
Little Women."
"Ah. Good book."
*thinking* "What are you doing? Don't just nod. Engage in conversation."
"I like books that make the reader face their own mortality."
"Oh.
I wasn't aware that Little Women could do that."
"Every book does that."
*thinking* "Too abstract. Reel it back."
"Would you like some chocolate?"
"No. I have sensitive teeth."
"Oh."
*thinking* "You have sensitive teeth?
*thinking* Why didn't you also mention the mole on your back?
*thinking* See, this is why we can't have nice things."
"So what are your hopes and dreams?"
"Wow. Um...
huge question."
"Yeah, I know.
Some people haven't thought a lot about it
-not that I think you're one of those people who doesn't think a lot about things
-and not that it would be a deal-breaker if you didn't."
"A... deal-breaker?"
"You know like in... in terms of... in terms of friendship."
"Oh.
Okay."
"... But also,
... maybe more."
"What?"
*laughs awkwardly*
"That's a... candle."
"Oh."
*laughs awkwardly*
"There's no table there."
"I'm just gonna go... uh...
I'm just gonna go move my car."
"...We caught the train in together."
"Right. Yes. Yes, we did. We did."
"I might just grab a...
glass of wine then."
"This is an alcohol-free party."
"I just can't catch a break!"
*thinking* "I really admire Scott.
*thinking* He seems to know exactly who he is.
*thinking* He's driven, easy-going,
*thinking* and he's so incredibly kind.
*thinking* He's going to make some girl very happy one day.
*thinking* It'd be nice if that girl were me."
"Hi, Sally."
"Oh, hey Scott."
"Um...
So we've known each other a while now and...
I just think you're really cool and really interesting and...
I would just really love it if we could go out on a date sometime."
"Aw.
Well, thanks, that's really nice of you, um,
unfortunately I'm not really dating at the moment though
...yeah
-I mean, I am on a... sort of dating app
called "Ur My Type" but,
I'm really only on there for the memes that they post."
"Oh, okay.
That's fine.
Completely understandable."
"Yep."
"Okay. Well then,
I'll see you around?"
"Yep."
*thinking* "Way too big a committment."
*thinking* "Not dating at the moment...
*thinking* I hope she's okay.
*thinking* Also, this "Ur My Type" app...
*thinking* ...do they really have memes on there?
*thinking* I should tell my ENTP friend about that."
*singing "All That Jazz"*
"... No."
"...So I was running like, really late for this dinner party and what I needed
was like, a quick something from the supermarket. I knew I had to buy a dessert..."
*thinking* "Wow... there's so much depth here..."
"... I'm gonna grab the ice cream...
...so I run into the supermarket... and ask..."
*thinking* "I can feel our souls connecting..."
"... purely because... I was in a rush...
... I needed... a quick fix, right?"
*thinking* "It's really so rare that you find someone with whom your souls connect
the way ours are right now."
"... so I went back to the supermarket and she ended up giving me a 20% discount
so, you know, I settled for that..."
*thinking* "you SAY, "she ended up giving you a 20% discount,"
*thinking* but what you REALLY mean is:
*thinking* "I love you."
"... and so I just don't think that I ever really got the attention that I craved from my parents."
"... Fascinating."
"Wow.
You are really good at making me talk about myself.
I feel like this deep diving has made me... kind of thirsty.
I might just get a drink."
"Oh! No need! I'll go grab it for you!"
"Oh. Thanks."
"Hey.
That chick definitely likes you."
"What?"
"Yeah, she asked you SO many questions."
"Oh, no. She's like this with everyone, trust me."
"Pff. Doubtful."
"There you go!"
"Thanks."
"Oh hey! Nice to meet you.
I'm Kayley."
"I'm Jayne. Nice to meet you."
"So Jayne,
What's your relationship with your parents like?"
"What is up?"
"So I've just had a look on the 'Ur My Type' app,
and it says that my ideal match is the ESFP.
You're an ESFP.
I think we should date."
"Yeah I don't know what you're talking about.
I've got no idea what those letters mean."
"It's your personality type according to the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator."
"Oh yeah yeah yeah...
Look...
Don't put me in a box, thank you."
"Well... it's inevitable that we're all in SOME kind of box.
Yeah, if you think about it,
if I say you're, for example, "outgoing,"
you're immediately in a box with all other people who are outgoing."
"Yeah but I'm ~uniquely~ outgoing."
"Ah.
Of course."
"I'm bored. Do you want to go get coffee or something?"
"As in like...
... a date?"
"No as in like,
I want coffee. So I want to go get it.
-DON'T say it's because I'm an "ESFP."
"So...
Are we going to talk about this?"
"What?"
"I've got the vibe that you've got a crush on me."
"What? No I don't."
"Um...
I think you do."
"No I don't."
"It's kind of obvious."
"No it's not.
Prove it."
"Your friend Jesse told me."
"No he didn't.
I don't have a friend called Jesse."
"Yes you do."
"I don't know who you are."
"What?"
*singing*
"That is SO not funny."
"Yes it is!"
*thinking* "It's been half an hour since we said anything.
*thinking* I should break the silence."
"How's your work going?"
"It's going."
"I'm writing an essay on a topic that would blow your mind."
*thinking* "Why is she talking to me so much? I'm trying to work here."
*thinking* "It seems that he's being deliberately stand-offish so that he doesn't have to face his feelings for me."
"I'm gonna go work on the couch."
*thinking* "Yep. He's in denial."
*thinking* "What a complete inconvenience it is to have feelings for someone."
"Alright so let's talk passions."
"Sorry, what?"
"Your passions, your goals, where you plan to be in the next 5 years..."
"Um...
Gosh I - I dunno."
"You don't know?
You don't KNOW?"
"Well I mean I - I - I guess I'd like to start my own business sometime in the next 5 years or so."
"Hmmm...
Why in 5 years? Why not now?"
"Well...
I'm just taking some time to
y'know... live a little."
"Well,
"living a little" and "working" don't have to be on opposite sides of the spectrum.
What line of business are you hoping to start?"
"Popcorn."
"Popcorn......
What do you want to DO with the popcorn?"
"I dunno."
"You don't KNOW?"
"Just...
Popcorn."
"Just popcorn" isn't a business. You have to DO something with the popcorn."
"Hmmm....
I just like popcorn."
"You just like popcorn, okay-"
"Hi there
I heard you say that you like popcorn."
Just an extra note on type compatibility, guys.
Whilst it's great to think about what qualities we typically value in a friend or partner,
please remember that we are all complex individuals
and that Type should be used for self-awareness and growth,
rather than prejudice.
You'll be compatible with ALL the types if you're just striving to get to know yourself better,
and to be a good person.
Cheers.
I'm sorry that was actually my fault because I should've-
I can't.
One more time, come on, we got this!
When you're done.
"I dunno who you are."
I can't.
My cute niece in the background: "Ma, excuse me."
Ma, excuse me.
So yeah, a bit less power.
I can't.
I can't use that.
"No, you don't have to leave."
PLAAANE TIME.
THERE'S A PLANE IN THE SKYYYY.
What do I hear?
What's that?
Is that a silent ambiance for the back of my film?
Oh.
Of course not.
Heaven forbid.