- Oh my god. - Of course. It had to be.
- OH MY GOD!
- Janet, can I have some jalapeño poppers?
(ding) - (gasps)
♪ (accordion intro) ♪
- (FBE) Congratulations. You're in the The Good Place!
- (gasps) - Yay!
- We're in the The Good Place? - We get froyo, right?
- But is it the The Good Place, though? - Yeah, really.
- I'm a little scared. - Oh my god. I'm like--
- I made it! Woo! - (chuckles)
- Do you watch that show? - Yes.
I love The Good Place. - I am obsessed with that show.
- It's so funny. - I know. It really is.
- The writing and everything, the humor of it is just so funny,
you can't not laugh. - (FBE) So today, we're gonna
show you guys some scenes from The Good Place
and then we're gonna present you with a professional chef's recreation
of the heavenly food you just saw on screen.
- (excited) No! Oh. (laughs) - Oh my god. I love The Good Place too,
so the fact that we're doing this, I'm really excited for it.
- Oh. We're gonna have to try to not eat them.
- (FBE) That's correct! - (chuckles)
- Fork! - Fork! Shirt!
- (FBE) So, if you can get through all four dishes without
eating anything, we'll present you with the final winning food to enjoy.
And if you can't resist these treats, you'll have to complete a punishment
per food you tasted at the end. - Ooh.
- Oh, god. - Punishments. All right.
I can handle it. - Punishments are worth
a million bad points. - (chuckles) Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. - So, we'll see how this goes.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Oh my god. - Of course. It had to be.
- OH MY GOD! - (Janet) Good afternoon, Eleanor.
What can I get you today? - (Eleanor) Whoa.
- There's so many. - Do we get all of that?
- Janet's the best. - She is the best.
- (Janet) I recommend Full Cellphone Battery.
- Full cell-- oh! Yeah, 'cause it's like things
that you love but in flavor form.
- I bet it tastes satisfying. - (Eleanor) It somehow tastes
how I felt when my cellphone was fully charged.
Oh, I'm so relaxed. - (laughs)
- It's comforting.
That's real comfort food. - I love Kristen Bell.
- Y'all ain't about to recreate that,
'cause that's not possible. (ding)
- (laughs) - (laughs)
- (FBE) So, you predicted it. It's frozen yogurt.
- Yup. - (FBE) So yes, Janet has made you
an exact replica of the frozen yogurt from Yogurt Yoghurt Yogurté
in Neighborhood 12358W, but does it taste the way
your fully charged cellphone feels?
(buzzer)
- Oh my god. - (muffled) Oh my god.
- Yeah, this tastes like a fully charged cellphone.
This is really good. - Mm.
- This looks so cute. - It smells good too.
- Oh my gosh. No. You know what?
- Oh! - I can run down to Yogurtland
after this and get one. - And get one. Yeah.
- And I know for a fact
that there are some other things that are better
than the Cellphone Battery. - Than this.
I'm passing as well. Not quite as dramatic
as my friend, but yes. - I wanted this, so...
- Ooh. - This sounds nice.
- Yeah, it does. - Ooh, it's like icy.
- Slushy? - Mm-hmm.
- Does it taste like a fully charged phone battery would feel?
- 89%. - Mm. See,
that's not worth it. - The sprinkles really help.
- It reminds me of Danimals. - The Danimals?
- Danimals, yeah, yeah, yeah. - The Danimals yogurt!
- My childhood. That's what it is. Janet beeped in our childhood
in the yogurt. I'm just gonna do it. I know I'm gonna lose
on everything else, so it's fine. - I already lost.
I really didn't mean to. I thought I was gonna hold off,
and then I just looked at them sprinkles
and I was like, "Dang." - (Tahani) Please,
take a maple butter scone. I made them...
- Ooh! Maple butter scones? - (gasps) Scones!
- (in "English" accent) A maple butter scone.
- (Eleanor) They look a bit burnt.
(grudgingly) ...but they're not. - (laughs)
- (Eleanor) Oh fork, that's good. - Everything's perfect!
Okay, I just had a sweet. Do I want another sweet?
Yeah. (laughs) - Yes. Yes.
- (Janet) (ding)
- They look so good. - Yup! Yup. That smells fantastic.
- (FBE) So, yes. These are Tahani's maple butter scones.
And trust us, they are really forking good.
- Ah, god. - Ahhh.
- I could smell the maple syrup. - Okay, yeah.
- No, this just isn't, you know, if I die and there's one thing
that's gonna be in heaven winning for me,
this isn't it. - Not it.
- We're trying to go for the gold. - I'm holding out for the big win.
- Ooh, they got some little drizzle on it.
- They look so good. Oh my god. - They got a little drizzle on 'em!
Ooh. That's things soft. - It smells so good.
And I don't think I've ever had one of these in my life, so...
Oh, she's already eating it. I mean, this looks bomb as hell.
- Honestly, it's worth it. You should do it.
It's worth it. This one's good. - Oh my god. This is really good.
(buzzer)
- Is it so good? 'Cause it looks so good.
- It's better than the yogurt. - I can't! I've never
made it to the end. I always eat it,
and I really wanna know
what The Good Place is like. - That's fair.
- These are cute. And Tahani made them, so...
- Mm. MMM! They're warm! (buzzer)
- Mm-hmm. Oh, wow. - They're warm!
- This is amazing. I wasn't expecting them
to be warm and as soft as they are.
- Oh, god. - They're a perfect 50/50 mix
of maple and butter. - Yes! Mm-hmm.
But you can just taste the warm butter inside of this.
- (Janet) What are jalapeño poppers? - Oh!
- Jalapeño poppers. - (Jason) I know this one. Okay.
They're deep fried jalapeños filled with cheese.
One time, at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Jacksonville-- the nice one,
not the one above the gas station-- I ate 50 of them in two minutes.
Everyone at the hospital was so impressed.
- Jason is also just one of my favorite characters.
He's the goofiest person, and I love him for it.
- Janet, can I have some jalapeño poppers?
(ding) - (gasps) Wow!
- (Sabrina) Dude, I'm doing it. - (Jordan) You're doing it?
- I'm doing it. I love jalapeño poppers.
- Do it. (buzzer)
- It's really good. - I think I'm gonna hold off
on this one. - Really?
- One less punishment food. - I just don't wanna do
four different things for the punishment.
- I just don't want a jalapeño popper. - Fork!
(buzzer) - Mm. They are really good.
- My mouth is watering. - (whistles appreciatively)
- But you know, I've had awesome homemade ones
wrapped in bacon. This is not it-- - Oh, wrapped in bacon!
Pfft. Excuse me! I will go for the bacon-wrapped anything any day.
- I'm such a sucker for jalapeños. I'll put jalapeños on anything.
My mouth is watering. (buzzer)
- Oh! (laughs) I will resist this one.
- (Eleanor) So, where's the judge? - Oh!
- Oh, the burrito! - (gasps) Ohhh.
- (Chidi) Maybe one of us is supposed to eat it, or...
- Oh my god. That looks so good. - (Chidi) Maybe it's a test to see
how long we can go without eating it. - (Jason) I'm not scared
of any burrito. I'll eat it. - Oh, no.
- (snickers) - (Eleanor) I-I-I feel weird saying
this to an almighty judge, but you have hot sauce
on your chin. - That is a heavenly burrito.
- Oh my god. - (judge) Well, it's actually
not hot sauce. It's envy, or the concept of envy.
It's really good on Mexican food. It gives it a little kick.
- (both chuckle) - I love burritos
and Maya Rudolph, so... - Yeah, who doesn't?
- Got a little bite to it, that envy. (laughs)
- Let's go to burrito town. - (FBE) One burrito please, Janet.
(ding)
- (laughs) - So pretty!
It's exactly too. It's the hot sauce and the burrito.
- Oh my god. - (FBE) So yes, this is the judge's
burrito, fit for an immortal being.
It has steak, chicken, beans, rice, veggies,
guacamole, and of course, it's served with a side of envy,
which I think you'll find really does give it a little kick.
- Bruh! That looks so good. - I'm not gonna do it,
'cause I don't wanna share it. It's all or nothing.
- I'm good with what I got. I have burritos too often.
- Open that baby up. - Oh, wait. That looks delicious.
- We're so close! - I know. We are close.
I'm like, I want to, but I feel like-- We're gonna give this back.
- That's right. - You know, we're not accepting this,
because we wanna give it to somebody else
who needs the nourishment from this fantastic burrito.
- I do have to make it through one, so I'm gonna resist.
- All right. However, I will have you pour the Cholula for me.
It's gonna be a team effort. - It's a team effort.
Go, go, go. Ooh. - Ooh, all right. Mm!
- Damn. - I need some burrito.
- (chuckles) Oh, she's going for it.
(buzzer) Go for it!
This is the one that I'm gonna tap out on.
I'm giving myself one that I'm not gonna eat
even though it's supposed to be the reverse.
- (FBE) All right, guys! So, congratulations.
- (gasps) We made it?! - We made it! (claps)
- Oh my god. That was the last one! - (FBE) Are you ready to see
what the winning food is going to be?
- Okay. Winner first. - (Eleanor) Hold on there, ace.
- Oh, shrimp! - No!
- I should've known! - Of course it was!
- (Chidi) Easy. - Me! I am Eleanor.
- (clapping) - How much shrimp did she eat
at this party? - (Michael) Eleanor, I had Janet
make you a never-ending shrimp dispenser.
- I am a garbage person,
and that is one of my favorite foods ever.
- Really? - I'm not lying.
- Good. I'm happy for you. - It's so gross, and I love it.
- (Eleanor exclaims happily)
(softly) This is the dream. - (Chidi) It is?
- (Eleanor) Yeah. - (both laugh)
- Wow. Okay. I didn't even think about shrimp,
but this all makes sense now. - Yeah.
- (FBE) So, for the winning dish today,
our chef has whipped up a trio of shrimp
from Eleanor's shrimp dispenser. - I knew it.
- (gasps) - (FBE) We've got coconut shrimp...
- I told you. - (FBE) ...tempura shrimp
with garlic sauce, and of course, a delicious shrimp cocktail.
- All right. (snaps) - Yes!
- Cheers, bitch. - Cheers! Ah.
- (both) Mm. - Mm-hmm. Mm!
- Nice and fresh. - Mm-hmm.
- If it was just the cocktail, if it was just shrimp cocktail
or just one of these, I wouldn't be jealous.
But since he has a smorgasbord of shrimp...
now, I'm jealous. I'm mad. - This is the The Good Place.
- I love shrimp. This looks so good.
I want the one in the middle so badly. - I'm a bit bummed,
but I'm still so happy with our decisions.
Like the froyo was great. - Mm-hmm.
- The jalapeño poppers were great. - Yeah.
- Everything's been delicious so far. - Absolutely.
- (FBE) Well, Danny, we didn't want you to feel out.
- Uh-huh. Yeah. - (FBE) So, we have another dish
for you too. - Great.
- (FBE) Are you ready for your-- - No.
- (FBE) For your losing dish? - No.
- (Eleanor) WOO! Nobody try mystery flavor.
It's white chocolate, and it is nasty.
- Eww! White chocolate shrimp?! - No!
- So, this is really a punishment for me.
I don't like shrimp, and I don't like white chocolate.
- (FBE) You also get shrimp form Eleanor's shrimp dispenser,
but yours are mystery flavor. - (snickers)
- (FBE) Of course, in true Good Place style,
we can't just punish you. We have to torture you
a little bit too. So, Sharon, our resident comedian here
is going to roast you... - Sharon!
- (FBE) ...while you eat your mystery flavor shrimp.
- Oh, no! - Why does that somehow
make it better? - Oh, look. I've landed
in the sandwich of basic bitches.
- (squeals) - We didn't have to know
if you had willpower. Look what the hairstylist
is able to talk you into. - (laughs)
- You're into LARP! - I am into LARP.
- Have you ever thought of roleplaying a winner?
- (Tori and Ryan laugh) - You don't think it's gonna
be that bad... - What? Your life or the challenge?
- Can I have another Kleenex for crying?
- This is disgusting. - This is so gross.
- Oh. Said your last boyfriend. - (laughs)
- Fair enough. - (FBE) So, Jonathan,
how are you feeling about your victory right about now?
- I feel great. It's like dinner and a show.
- Oh, I have so many comments. - (chuckles)
- But you won, so I won't say them. - Yay! (claps)
- I'm trying to think in my head, "This is a dinner and a show."
- Yeah. Dinner and show. - It's a dinner and show.
Dinner and show. - And then you're getting dizzy,
because thinking and eating, two things at one time,
it can get crazy!
- So, like a cover. - Are you almost done?
- No, I got two more shrimp. - Oh, boy.
- This is horrible. - Well, just think,
you'll be out of here soon and back to lifting your shirt
for Instagram, going, "Look how innocent yet sexy I feel I am."
- Separately, these things are delicious. But together,
this is... atrocious. - Ah. It's almost like you and Eric.
(laughs) - (Tori and Ryan laugh)
- Separately amazing-- - (all laugh)
- I don't know if I'm sweating from the humiliation or the taste.
- (FBE) The very last question for you today.
How excited are you for the last season of The Good Place?
- So excited. September 26th! - I can't believe
it's the final season. - I know!
What are they gonna do? How are they gonna wrap it up?
It's gonna be great, though. - If someone told me I had
to eat 50 of these to watch season four,
I'd make myself do it. - Yeah, I'd do it.
I'd definitely do it. - The show is just that good.
- Thanks for watching us try not to eat Good Place foods
on the React Channel. - If you liked this episode,
hit that Like button! - Subscribe for new shows
every forking week! - Bye!
- Hey, guys. React producer Mary here.
Are you subscribed to FBE's newsletter?
It's the best way to stay up-to-date on what's happening
with FBE as well as find out about casting notices
and brand new merch. Thanks for watching, guys. Bye!