uh let me see the guide okay oh minecraft carnival minecraft carnival
okay minecraft carnival let's go oh ever since you told me you can go into the
minecraft tv actually enter the minecraft world i can't help myself it's too much fun
i don't know how to cook organic i don't know how to cook either oh my word the smell
oh that is horrendous cancel the show i quit being a chef i'm retiring logan have you been watching
minecraft tv all night dude we're supposed to watch minecraft tv together you can't be watching
without me uh yeah jake it's kind of awesome what are you even watching ralph's reviews it's awesome
welcome back to ralph's reviews channel where i review everything minecraft that i can find
isn't this guy amazing okay yes logan i think it's really cool that microsoft sponsored this video
and i think it's even more awesome that you can get all the products you see in minecraft tv in
the description down below that's cool and all but only when you're doing it with me papa j you can't
be doing it by yourself i mean what if you went into an adventure and you're to fight a dragon and
i wasn't there to help you oh jake i don't need your help i can take care of myself i have my own
minecraft foam battle axe and my creeper gloves and my creeper crunch cereal jake i can handle
my own minecraft tv world thank you very much okay well logan just because you've got your big battle
axe and everything all right doesn't mean you can hog the tv i mean i want to watch minecraft tv too
jake i never said you couldn't join all right why don't you say so even got my spare bullet
creeper crunch hitting behind the pillow for this exact moment oh and i almost forgot one
of the most awesome parts of minecraft tv is that you guys can do it too we love seeing your
minecraft skits so if you do one be sure to tag us and leave a comment down below with what your
skit is we're going to check them all out maybe just one day you'll be on minecraft tv yourself
all right what are we watching today logan well jake today we got real minecraft house renovations
hi i'm jake and i'm logan and this is minecraft renovation tv jake's the builder i'm the seller
we find the worst houses in minecraft and we renovate it and turn it into a billionaire house
anyone home hi there who are you guys hi sir we just wanted to let you know that you have been
chosen to be on minecraft tv we saw how horrible your house is and we're willing to renovate it for
a small fee i love my house i think it's the most prettiest thing in the world well not according
to us and the viewers of minecraft tv why don't you step aside sir and let us get our job done by
the time we're done with this thing you'll have your very own billionaire minecraft house but i
don't i don't want you i didn't ask to be on the tv show or anything like that no no sir just just
over here just over here get over here maybe we shouldn't renovate his house oh that's all right
now that he's gone i think it's time to start building first things first we need to open
this place up for a nice open concept so let's start getting some walls down
gotta make that open concept so we can fully renovate this from the ground up
as you can see here we can see the inside of the house doesn't look too great right now but i think
with the structural integrity of this house and logan's design skills we can make something great
let's keep opening some walls up uh jake i think we've opened up enough walls it can never be open
enough concept we gotta make this thing really open concept we'll be back with you guys in a bit
oh hi there and welcome to this new billionaire fort we have made for you check it out guys we
have completely revamped everything that you just saw in that tiny little minecraft house and made
it a billionaire minecraft house we went ahead and started with a brand new minecraft towel rug that
we put down to make the entrance a little bit more awesome and i mean guys just look at the amount of
space that we have created with the open concept we've got room for all of your favorite minecraft
plushies like our little creeper friend down we even have a wardrobe section beautiful minecraft
art on the walls and we have a glowstone lamp imported all the way from the nether
pretty sweet right and don't forget guys there's even enough room for all your minecraft toys you
can run around with this dude start bashing stuff like this wall careful jake don't break the wall i
won't break the wall but why don't you guys follow me into the next room and in this room we have the
main bedroom yeah guys so check it out we fully revamped the bed with minecraft bed sheets and
minecraft pillows they've even got little creepers on them plus you got a nice little plushie to
snuggle you to sleep jake tell me what's going on here because i don't really know what i'm looking
at well yeah of course after a hard day in the mines you need to go out and wander across the
world of minecraft but that can be dangerous so you need your armory with all your minecraft
weapons as well as armor so we've got over here a nice armor stand with our diamond armor and as you
acquire more and more tools like some diamond pickaxes or maybe even a sword we have this
an automated armor dispensing system up comes the defense and there you go you've got your very own
minecraft sword maybe i feel like using that or maybe i feel like using the enchanted sword today
you've got everything you could possibly need and a couple potions well this concludes the bedroom
let's see what else this house has to offer now this flooring as you can see is actually nice oak
wood that we had to go deep into the minecraft forest to get it's nice and sturdy and very
premium if you follow me into here you'll get into the kitchen oh i could use some food this is your
minecraft billionaire kitchen fully equipped with everything you need i mean you can have an entire
birthday party in here we've got our minecraft tablecloth with our minecraft plates all set
up and you can't forget about the minecraft water bottles with the safety seal of course
well logan i think it's safe to say that we totally upgraded that guy's fort from a little box
to an awesome billionaire minecraft board high five man oh dude that was awesome that was an
insane billionaire four to five ever we totally upgraded that guy's sport i mean he's gonna love
that thing high five man all right what's next uh let me see the guide okay oh minecraft carnival
minecraft carnival okay minecraft carnival let's go oh whoa dude this is sick it's a minecraft
carnival hello there and welcome to minecraft carnival oh look it's a carnival games too where
we make all your dreams come true would you like to play uh yeah i would this is awesome do i win
one of those you might okay the game is simple you have five throws to hit as many balloons as
you can okay easy oh look logan five equals three prizes three equals one one equals zero okay jake
you got this all right all right i'm going for i'm going for three prizes dude i want to get a
nice minecraft plushie all right here we go whoa first one down all right second one oh second
one two for two all right well i almost one more and i guarantee a prize three for three come on
you got two more shots okay okay that's all right that's all right i can get a prize you
can get one prize here we go jake you only have one more shop i really want a prize
no logan i can't go home without a prize you know you know that i can't you can do this
oh i did it and we got a prize oh i want this one dude that redstone monstrosity
god check that out all right let's check out some of the other games and remember if you guys want
any of the stuff you see in this video link's in the description down below okay mr wizard man what
what's this one dude oh well welcome to another amazing minecraft arcade game you have a chance
to win a grand prize of every plushie we have it is quite simple you take five shots you must hit
one skeleton one zombie one creeper and get your final hour in the winner's sounds pretty simple
to me all right come on logan we need to go home with a lot of toys all right all right here we
go oh it's windy oh you're gonna have to crack for the window all right come on dude you got this all
the plushies yes oh nice that is it okay okay only uh four more to go logan we get all the plushies
nice oh dude it's coming down to the last two this is getting close guys i really want those plushies
creeper you're going down oh easy okay last one logan get it through
that window we're going home with plushies you got this you got this you can do this
all right so we get out of this show and head back home this is pretty awesome look at all
these plushies i won that was insane oh that was so much fun i got to play the games and i
got some plushies for us hello mr creeper oh jake i'll make a creeper oh minecraft cooking contest
we don't know how to cook well let's find out how hello and welcome everyone and welcome back to the
minecraft cooking competition show where we put the best chefs in minecraft against each other
to see who can make the best minecraft food in today's show we have three amazing chefs who are
going to be battling it out with their very own minecraft cooking skills we have chef renowned
michael leflay oh that is right i'm the best i'm the best chef in minecraft and we have logan
and papa jake who are new here all right chefs you have 30 minutes to prepare your meals and i
will be judging them to see who is the best begin uh logan once again you put us in a show that we
have absolutely no idea what we're doing jake it looked kind of interesting i don't know how
to cook organic i don't know how to cook either oh look at who we're going up against this guy looks
like he's been cooking since he was this tall okay you heard the man we have 30 minutes we're
just gonna have to make something good all right well you know what i might not be able to beat the
top chef over there but i'm gonna beat you okay you're on okay well here's the ingredients we have
you know what i have a little idea and i'm not gonna tell jake what it is all right guys so
logan's over there with his little ideas don't think i didn't hear him but i have an even better
idea i don't know what logan's making but i do know one thing if i'm gonna win this contest i
need to make the best food possible and what's better than combining all the minecraft food
in one it's genius right i mean it's the best of everything in one dish i'll call it all minecraft
food okay name in progress all i need to do is chop up my ingredients put them in a blender and
we've got the best minecraft food you ever had all right first up carrots from my minecraft garden
next we got this big piece of bread which i've cooked using wheat now i've got this watermelon
which cut precisely i should be able to add to my dish making it extra sweet and even more awesome
not bad now we have one of my most hated ingredients of all
mushrooms these things are gross i don't know who would ever eat them but they're in minecraft
and i gotta add them to my minecraft stew and last but not least some baked potatoes cause
who doesn't like a good old-fashioned baked potato i've got our oven behind me here so
i'm gonna put the potato in let that sit a little bit and soon we'll have a brand new
minecraft baked potato now to start putting these ingredients into a bowl for my dish
i'm going to be making something very special a minecraft cake beautiful tasty and delicious
okay so we have ourselves an apple and we also have seven gold bars i'm thinking we make a
golden apple not sure i'm not sure what you're doing jake oh logan once i'm done with my dish
i think i might be you and that fancy dancy chef over there all right guys so now i've got
my mushrooms my bread my watermelon my carrots the potatoes currently cooking and of course
some good old-fashioned minecraft eggs now i need to just need a little bit of milk
and some stirring and then we blend it ah and just like that guys we've got a freshly
hot hot hot potato hot potato okay baked potato now we just need the signature minecraft milk
as the mixing base and i think we're ready to make the best food you've ever seen in minecraft
all right now time to blend it all together the ultimate way of cooking
oh yeah check that out i think i'll serve it as like a little bit of a paste with the
baked potato on the side let's see logan beat this
all right contestants your time is officially now up as the judge i will be judging all of
your food starting with the immaculate amazing minecraft chef what have you prepared for me today
i have prepared a beautiful cake mmm delicious wow marvelous that cake looks amazing i will give you
eight out of ten that minecraft cake looks like it could sit right on my windowsill
okay next up for the new chef the rookie some might say logan what have you prepared for us
today well that cake does look delicious but check out my golden apple wow oh my now these are both
rare and delicious this golden apple looks amazing the gold on it the health boost you would get
by eating it it is both a healthy and beautiful option logan i am impressed i am going to give you
seven out of ten stars all right and papa jake what do you have for us
all right well for mine i think judge you are gonna love it and i think i'm gonna be the winner
of this competition you see they all made really cool food i get that but what's better than food
all the food that's why i took every minecraft ingredient in the game and blended it together
in my very own papa jake blended minecraft recipe this has mushrooms it's got potato it's
got watermelon it's got eggs it's got milk it's got bread everything you want for a delicious
minecraft meal oh my word the smell oh that is horrendous that might be the worst thing
i've ever seen i don't even know how you could make that someone could try to cook
something bad and not make something as bad as that that is oh my word and you serve that
on the side with my baked potato which you can dip in so please grossest thing i ever
seen you know what cancel the show i quit being a chef i'm retiring i'm done i'm done
jake that's actually disgusting yeah you know what it smells a lot worse when you take the container
off oh okay let's look at this county right now let's get out of here right now i can't stand it
okay so we don't know how to cook that was disgusting yeah okay well you know i
think i've had enough minecraft tv for one day logan this thing has been a lot of fun
but guys before we head out again i do want to give a huge thanks to microsoft for sponsoring
this video of course guys if you liked any of the awesome minecraft products that we had in the show
you can get them in the link in the description down below and of course
do not forget to make your very own minecraft skits and leave a comment tagging us with those
skits and like i said you might just show up on minecraft tv but this has been papa jake
and logan and we'll see you guys next time for another awesome video
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