Chase: I'm so glad you're gonna be joining me for Vlogmas this year. I'm super excited!
But... Umm... There seems to be a problem.
It's not christmas'e in here how, how about we change that. *snaps*
There you go! There you have
Hey Aaron, what a beautiful... Woah [Aaron] What's up, what's up?
[Chase] Oh!
Look at this!
*Intro music*
[Chase] We need, to decorate this house, but i don't have the package for the lights yet.
Open your legs.
[Aaron] Why don't we go back to my place and do the... *squeaky noise*
[Chase] *laughs*
It's focused and then it done. Hmm [Aaron] Get some focus, focus.
[Chase] Hey, it's Vlogmas and... It's not focused whatever.
We're going to... [Aaron] *singing* Dah dah dah dah rah dah dah dah]
[Chase] You see how unfocused that is.
Hello! It works now! I'm so clear, I love this camera. I just don't like that the focus takes some time.
I have something on my face but it's like blood. I don't know what it is.
We're going to the dollar store so, we can Christmas decorate!
[Aaron] *singing* I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one tran I need.
[Chase] It's me! [Both] *laugh*
[Chase] Like, okay, we're cheating because there are Christmas decorations back there but, that, was for my Christmas cards, okay?
The Christmas cards, there.
1000, not crazy at all.
[Aaron] That's like at least 10. It's a lot. *laugh*
*chuckle*
[Chase] Thanks daddy, we're going. When Aaron got here, he was like huffin and puffin.
Cause, he was like, Mike was in the elevator. So he had to take the stairs.
Aaron doesn't take the stairs. What are you looking for? [Aaron] My phone.
[Chase] That'd be a good idea. Why is the wire tied it to your bag?
[Aaron] It's plugged to my phone! Oh my god, you're brilliant!
[Chase] I'm about to be a millennial.
We're going to the dollar store.
*singing*I don't want... *stops* Do you have your camera on you? [Aaron] Chase!
[Aaron] Do you, think we've been waiting all day for this package?
[Chase] That might be the package that has your Christmas gift in it.
[Aaron] It's heavy.
I feel like it could be both. *door slam*
[Chase] Let me look. [Aaron] Can I look?
[Aaron] Hey Chase. [Chase] Hey, hey Aaron [Aaron] What's more obnoxious then one vlogger?
[Chase] Two? [Aaron] Two!
*random noise in a random rhythm*
[Chase] This elevator, I like it's moving when... What's that? [Aaron] What?
[Chase] I'm kidding! *laughing*
[Chase] Oh my god, it feels so good that it's Vlogmas and we're outside and we're vlogging.
[AaronI love the cold air.
[Chase] Also I love that I have a tripod I don't even fuck, who looks at me now. So we are going to the dollar store.
[Aaron] I had a dream that we went to a dollar store together. [Chase] It was only just a dream. Slowly people starting to... *laugh*
*music*
[Chase] Ouhh... Oh my god, copyright infringement fuck. There's music in this. So we're just gonna Christmas shop a little bit.
We're gonna some stuff for me house and then we're gonna decorate. Yeah. (I'm so excited. Oh my god, there's new year's stuff too. Already like, we get it you vape?
Hey Aaron look at that cart, oh my god. Are you vlogging?
It's like the same thing. Look at that kart. Mmm. Look at that, look at that.
Oh my god, that's not vegan. That's not vegan. [Aaron] Your mother's not vegan. [Chase] Your mother.
[Chase] What did you find?
[Aaron] Would you like, some classic. Christmas tunes? [Chase] How much is it?
[Aaron] Casse noisette, look how terrifying it is. I don't know.
[Chase] Ah... C'est Noël, on fête. That one.
So they don't have that much stuff but I think we got a lot, right? [Aaron] You have no idea, between that and what you have at home.
[Chase] Yeah, cause, I want to decorate my walls and stuff. [Aaron] Yeah
[Chase] We'll just go do one more round just to see if there's anything else that's ugly that I can put on my walls.
Also it's very hard to vlog and not look at myself with his camera cause, I'm so used to my other camera, where I'm looking at myself all the time.
Did you know that Aaron's gay? *lauging*
[Chase] Oh, no hold on. That, no I don't want that that scares and I won't be able to sleep at night.
This, like whatever this. Casse noisette. Whatever.
Peace, hope or joy
Which ones more like white girl?
[Aaron] Joy. Joy is more basic.
That's the one. [Chase] That's the one!
Female to hohoho. Definitely, did not notice this before, here's a bunch of christmas dvds, they're all in french, oh my
god, babe in toilet? babes in toyland. Oh that's an english. Bébé. Christmas Carol, the bible! Oh my god, Aaron
[Aaron] Stop, tag yourself on that guy. [Chase] Oh my... *laughs*
[Aaron] You'll be that guy.
[Chase] Why am i whipping someone ? That's you, no,
that looks like you. I'm whipping you. [Aaron] Oh there's a person that looks like he's, like, like actually about to uh...
[Chase] Oh my god i don't want to watch this, but i feel like
I watched that in grade five and then they told us that
we had to do an assignment and check the bible i was like "it's against, my religion" they were
like, "oh okay" they believed me i didn't have to do the thing!
What is it for ? [Aaron] I don't know, some kinky shit
[Chase] Oh, mike ink. Some glitter. Oh my god."Have yourself a merry little christmas" i wish it said...
*some hysterical laughter and overall weird noises*
[Chase] ...Same. Oh shit there's so much stuff here, yes, yes! It's ugly.
I hope the cats don't eat this.
They probably will. So I just tried to get that shirt off and I couldn't get it and I wish that Aaron
was filming me because... Do exactly how i did... I did it and it like
fell, it flew.
Oh my god for your car, get that for your mom, the eyelashes and...
[Aaron] She already has it !
Do you remember how painful this shit was ?
[Chase] Oh my god, crazy carpets! we should?
[Aaron] [?] ... painful !
[Chase] Right but, we should do it, because it was so fun. I keep putting the camera like, on your dick
[Aaron] Those things are horrible
[Chase] No, the crazy carpets are amazing, and...
Okay, here's a question for everyone did you guys had this when you were younger ? Crazy carpet...
[Aaron] If you're in Québec it's called "tapis magie" [Chase] Tapis magie... Oh yeah
*at the loud shop speaker* Um can, you shut up french people, fuck
*loud as fuck french song on the speakers, people laughing*
This copyright infringement. [Aaron] Hi, my name is 23 pilots, this is my new song.
[Chase] You mean 23... 27 airplanes ? [Aaron] 27 airplanes.
*aaron mimes playing* [Chase] It's so tuned
It's vintage hunty
*dancing and huming a song*
[Aaron] I don't think you got enough christmas stuff [Chase] Nooo...
Hi! *laughs*
[Cashier] So... Christmas is coming, right ? [Chase] It is ! *laughs*
[Aaron] Daddy Claus [Chase] We got the ugliest stuff
[Cashier] No, it's not ugly! [Chase] Oh, it's ugly
[Cashier] I'll have this one [Aaron] Don't humor him
[Chase] Yeah *laughs*
My god there's glitter all over your jacket [Aaron] Great.
That's a disaster. [Chase] The [?] cost seventy six dollars when I came for halloween, when I went to decorate for halloween. I kept
all the decorations though i didn't throw them out, for next year. How, much was my bill, Aaron ?
[Aaron] Too many, it was too many. [Chase] Ninety one dollars. It's worth it though. It's for vlogmas.
Hey, we're home! [Both] Daddies.
We are in the nude. We're wearing some really cute shorts which we can't show you
because for some reason, a medium which
is what we wear is really small in these ones, so it's really tight and really taking everything.
So we bought some shirts we're gonna turn into some crop tops, and we're gonna wear them and we're, gonna decorate.
[Aaron] Imma showing them like a little close.
[Chase] A little close up.
Let's show, this. Oh,
yeah. Oh, oh
I love that ZOOM
[Chase] If i bend over you could literally see my butt crack. Demonetize me. [Aaron] I don't even need to bend
[Chase, singing] I want a lot for christmas, we're...
We're gonna listen to christmas music while we decorate so y'all gonna get some like interesting uh-uh-uh
Christmas music. Come on, the one that I showed you before. [Aaron] Some royalties free tunes coming your way
[Chase] Yeah, let's go!
*music, no other sounds*
[Chase] The tree...! Looks how fucking sad this looks!
*music*
[both singing]
*music*
So i'm on my phone, I should've brought my camera but I have to go get Zuzia's dog downstairs cause
They're here and i have to like just watch the dog and I literally... *laughs* I put my pants on so I'm not like completely naked
But i'm gonna go pick up the dog, but this is what I literally looks like
*music*
[Chase] Masza ! [Aaron] She's mine
*music*
Was that not in focus ? No !
*music*
[Aaron] Masza Claus !
[Chase] She looks... alert
*music*
[Aaron] Trans gone wild
*music*
[Chase] You like the skell ? [Aaron] I can't zoom in that fast !
[Chase] Okay, we're gonna have a zooming contest. One two three
[Chase] Can you send me that clip ?
[Aaron] It's not done yet
[both singing that famous tune i can't remember]
[Chase] I think i took a picture ! So the tour, my sweetnesses starts in my room, we have
The new podcast wall for december
Also i know this is annoying but deal with it oh this light is on. I'm alert. So we're gonna go with every little detail
So right there: mistletoe, kiss me, come here
Thank you [Aaron] Your face is so soft ! [Chase] Baby
And then, we have the cat wall here, and i had to put lights around the puss. You can
be like one of those you know, like... sexy like wheel fortune?
And the bows of course, we have the bow here given to us by Shaun and Tasha,
and we have the beautiful snowflake over here, aaron! i'm kidding [screams]
Then right behind me, we have another
Sparkly, light ease of wall, oh look at that sexy outfit though?
*aggressively zooms in*
I was looking for the zoom
What's next, what's next, this way this way this way; that's last of course so, we have this really, ugly like
Merry christmas that's crooked [Aaron] Oh my god it glows because of the blue light, it's literally [?]
[Chase] Oh my god you're right!
[Aaron] You know minnie puts (?) at night? No? [Chase] Oh my god. What does that say Aaron ?
[Aaron] Who needs Santa, I've got grandma [Chase] *screams*
[Aaron] Granny Ross. [Chase] Granny Ross. There "hohoho", we have the skell. Iconic. This like, frosty, that looks like he has a secret
It's like, hun, and then here of course. How could I miss this. This is the merry chris... merry chris ?
Merry CISMAS! What ! [Aaron] Oooh shit ! [Chase] C.I.S.
[Chase] And then the main event the.... trans Christmas tree! Holy shit look how glowy it looks!
It is pink, and blue, if the blue, whatever, light up... there you go
*Chase singing Time Of My Life*
Ask, you with your artistic eye [Aaron] Which eye ? [Chase] *screams* headphone users, beware
[Aaron] Are you going to show the ugly Santa ?
[Chase] How my goodness, how... how dare... how dare...
[Chase] Hey, Santa, do you watch me while I SLEEP ? [Aaron] What do you want for christmas?
You wanna this packs of smokes? I'm sorry *both seems to die with laughter*
[Chase] Oh my god that zoom, hello! I need to do some weights, so that all of vlogmas I can, hold this camera
[Aaron] Seriously you're gonna have one really muscular arm
[Chase] And of course there's a reef on top cause that's where we... it's not even centered, it's off-center everything is not centered.
Oh, and there's lights around the tv, and this is like... are those lights supposed to be hanged like that?
[Aaron] Iconic. Hmmm uh, I suppose so.
[Chase] Look at that ass mmm. Thank you so much for joining me on day one of vlogmas. [Aaron] Get ready.
[Chase] Get ready, yeah rive up these engines! [Aaron] You better watch out you [Chase] You better not pout!
[Aaron] What ?
[Chase] I'm telling you why i sent it... Is this not how the song goes ?
[Aaron] Oh no I thought you said something about crying...
[Chase] *singing* You better not pout, you better not shout, you better not cry I'm telling you... [Aaron] *starts beatboxing*
[Chase] That's not how it works.
I don't know I feel like I put everything in day 1, like I don't even know, day 2 is gonna be like...
[Aaron] It's going to be us...
Last year I kept saying all this vlog is boring I'm sorry but people really liked it because they, were like... like they
followed me. Oh and Masza's here ! [Aaron] How she, she's just waiting to be held!
[Chase] Lil' baby. [Aaron] Our daughter.
[Chase] Zuzia's daughter, it's not our dog, we don't live together, we should [Aaron] We should.
[Chase] We may or may not have a couple of sleepovers planned for december. [Aaron] A couple. [Chase] A couple.
We're a couple...... of FAGGOTS
Anyways, thank you so much for joining, I'm really excited for this year's vlogmas, I am like
I've been preparing for this for like a week. Last year it was like a spur of the moment i was like?
Oh it's the first, should I do this? I was like, "okay i'm gonna do it"
This year i'm not just jumping in hunties, I'm ready. I am ready for this
[Aaron] Nice. Last year i did one vlog, this year, I'm gonna do one a week.
[Chase] You did a couple vlogs actually [Aaron] Yeah two? I think maybe two or three.
I'm going to try and do it again. This year, one a week. [Chase] Yeah. So Aaron's going to do one a week so go follow his channel
Aaron Ansuini. That's his channel. [Aaron] Oh, bae!
[Chase] I know I've never like actually promoted you! [Aaron] I just sort of show up [Chase] You're just always in my vlogs. Go follow Aaron.
Cause he's gonna do Vlogmas one a d... week. [Aaron] Once a week yeah, like the summary of the week.
Entertaining enough. [Chase] And we may or may not have something really planned. This week.
That's gonna be really awesome. [Aaron] It's gonna be cool. [Chase] It's gonna be cool. Can't wait
Thank you so much for joining us, I had a lot of fun i'm so glad that it's decorated, I actually festive as FUCK!
And i feel so close to you guys right now
Alright if you have any suggestions on anything you'd like me to do during vlogmas, last year I got my nipple pierced!
No longer have my nipple pierced. Wrong nipple. Whatever. Long story.
[Aaron] You said close so...
[Chase] OH! let me know. Masza, Aaron and I
say thank you. [Aaron] From our family to yours. Happy holidays [Chase] From our family to yours. Have a swell and think of bee. Love you. [Both] Bye!
Just hear those sleigh bells ring a, ling ding ding ding a ling ding, ah, my ding dong ding, oh!
[Aaron] That sounds like your dick
[Chase] Oh my... [Aaron] *laughs* Wha...
[Chase] You just looks like... In the nineties
[Aaron] Yes, when you don't know what it's gonna look like
[Chase] Like in the nineties I just found a camera and I just got it developped,
that somebody's taking a picture and you didn't understand angles, this is what that picture looks
[Aaron] Like you ask someone "could you take a picture of us" "sure" and it's like fucking 12 feets of blank space
[Chase] Why? you look like Ash
[Aaron] Wow, we're all the same to you
[Chase] You know it's not that bad of a picture. I would actually post this. [Aaron] Oh I like it. It kinda looks like we actually took it, again, in the 90s.