AND THIS IS IT.
WE ARE HEADING INTO A LONG WEEKEND HERE, GUYS, MEMORIAL
DAY.
MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND, IT IS THE UNOFFICIAL START OF SUMMER
IT'S BASICALLY CHRISTMAS FOR BARBEQUES.
IT'S IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME WITH BARBECUES.
I FEEL PETE'S EXCITEMENT AT THE PROSPECT OF JUST FIRING UP A
GRILL.
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF ALL OF HIS POCKETS WERE FULL OF
BRATWURST RIGHT NOW.
WHAT ARE THE PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND, IAN WHAT IS HAPPENING.
>> WE'RE HEADING TO SANTA BARBARA ON HOLIDAY.
>> James: ARE YOU, TO SANTA BARBARA.
>> SANTA B, BABY.
>> James: WHERE ARE YOU STAYING WE'RE STAYING AT THE CAN
ARE BY KIMPTON.
>> THE CAN ARE.
>> James: WE LOVE AN UPGRADE BE T SAY WONDERFUL PLACE THE CAN
ARE.
>> THE ROOMS ARE WONDERFUL, I ALREADY KNOW FROM PICTURES WHAT
THE STANDARD KING SIZE LOOK LIKE.
>> James: YEAH.
>> BUT BOY OH BOY.
>> James: BOY OH BOY, WOULD YOU LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO
COME BACK IN HERE ON TUESDAY AND SHOW EVERYONE WHAT A DELUXE
SUITE LOOKS LIKE.
>> YEAH.
>> James: ON A VARIETY OF IMAGES OF YOU LOUNGING AROUND, I
IMAGINE MULTIPLE THOUSANDS OF SQUARE FOOT SPACE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
ALL AFTER SEVERAL OF EUR JOKES I MIGHT SAY SOMETHING LIKE SWEET
JOKES JAMES, BUT NOT AS SWEET AS THE EXPERIENCE IN A SUITE AT THE
CAN ARE HOTEL.
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THE CANARY, WHEN YOU GET
THEIR BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE.
>> YEAH.
>> James: THAT IS WHAT I LOVE, THERE YOU GET THERE IN THE ROOM,
BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE, CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRIES IN THE ROOM.
>> YEAH.
>> James: AND THAT, THAT IS WHY YOU STAY AT THE CANARY.
>> AND THAT IS AN EVERY DAY THING, WHEN THEY COME IN TO
CLEAN THE ROOM, THAT IS ANOTHER BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE, THAT IS
ANOTHER STRAI OF STRAWBERRIES.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: DON'T PUSH IT, DON'T PUSH IT, BUDDY.
>> BEFORE WE GET INTO THE NEWS WE NEED TO WELCOME MICKEY BACK
TO THE SHOW SITTING IN FOR GUILLERMO ON THE DRUMS, HOW ARE
YOU, MICKEY.
>> YEAHK I'M PRETTY WELL.
>> James: YOU GOOD.
>> UH-HUH.
>> James: ANY NEWS YNS NO, YOU DO THE NEW, RIGHT?
>> James: COME ON.
FUNIER THAN ANYTHING GUILLERMO SAID.
WITH THAT, MICKEY, WE WILL DO IT.
LET'S JUMP IN TO THE NEWS.
TODAY, REPUBLICAN LAWMAKERS PRESENTED PRESIDENT BIDEN WITH A
NEARLY ONE-TRILLION-DOLLAR COUNTEROFFER TO HIS PROPOSED
INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN.
ALTHOUGH THE TWO SIDES ARE STILL FAR APART, BIDEN HAD SET A
MEMORIAL DAY DEADLINE FOR REACHING A BIPARTISAN DEAL.
BIDEN WANTS THIS THING OVER AND DONE WITH BY MEMORIAL DAY.
BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT, UNCLE JOE'S FIVE-ALARM BLUE RIBBON
CHILI AIN'T GOING TO COOK ITSELF.
THEY'RE STILL NEGOTIATING.
THIS IS LIKE AN ENORMOUS, POLITICAL VERSION OF TRYING TO
SPLIT A CHECK.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL PAY FOR IT ALL, THEN YOU JUST VENMO ME FOR
ALL THOSE CRUMBLING BRIDGES WE'RE GOING TO REPAIR.
MORE IMPORTANTLY, THIS REMINDS ME OF ONE OF MY CLASSIC VOCAL
WARMUPS.
INFRA-STRUCTURE COUNTER-OFFER.
TRILLION-DOLLAR INFRA-STRUCTURE COUNTER-OFFER.
TRILLION DOLLAR COUNTER OFFER.
IN OTHER NEWS, TOMORROW, THE WHITE HOUSE WILL BE RELEASING
THEIR BUDGET FOR 2022, AND PRESIDENT BIDEN IS ALREADY BEING
CRITICIZED BY DEMOCRATS FOR EXCLUDING KEY COMPONENTS HE
CAMPAIGNED ON, INCLUDING STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS.
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, THIS SOUNDS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO
MALARKEY.
DOESN'T IT, I FEEL LIKE WE ARE RIGHT, LIKE I FEEL LIKE OUR TOES
ARE OVER THE EDGE OF THE DIVING BOARD INTO MALARKEY ON THIS ONE,
I DO.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, BIDEN CAMPAIGNED ON THE ISSUE AND THEN
ALL OF YOU YOUNG PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM.
IN A WAY, YOU GOT YOUR FREE EDUCATION RIGHT THERE.
POLITICIANS ARE GOING TO LIE.
IN HIS DEFENSE, YOU REALLY CAN'T EXPECT JOE BIDEN TO UNDERSTAND
HOW CRIPPLING STUDENT LOAN DEBT IS.
HE WENT TO COLLEGE FOR THE COST OF A SHOESHINE, A SARSAPARILLA,
ND A PONY RIDE AT THE COUNTY
REGGIE, TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITY, BREAK DOWN THE 2022
FEDERAL BUDGET FOR THE VIEWERS AT HOME,
THANK YOU.
>> Reggie: YEAH, IT IS A FIVE PERCENT REDUCTION ON ALL ENDEM
NABL COSTS BY THOSE THAT ARE INVOLVED IN, GOVERNMENTAL,
MUNICIPALITIES AT LARGE.
THERE WILL BE A 26% INCREASE IN THE BUDGET REFERENDUM FOR AN
EXPERIMENTAL RESEARCH FOR WEAPONS BY DARPA SO FORTH.
WE ARE ALSO LOOKING AT A 30% REREDUCTION OF THE GLOMERS ACT
WHICH WAS INCITED BY ERIC GLOMMERS AND YOU CAN READ MORE
OF ABOUT THAT ONLINE IF YOU CLICK THE NOTIFICATION ICON DOWN
BELOW IN THE DESCRIPTION AS WELL.
AND THERE ARE A LOT OF OTHER THINGSES, A LOT OF BIG FUN STUFF
PLANNED AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT TIME DISCOVERING.
>> James: IT IS ALL THERE, STALL THERE.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: THANK YOU.
I SAY BE SURE STO CLICK THE LINK BELOW, CLICK THE LINK.
>> THE NOTIFICATION.
>> James: CLICK THE LINK IF YOU ARE WATCH ON TELEVISION, HI.
LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
IF YOU ARE WATCHING ON TELEVISION, JUST TOUCH THE TV
AND THAT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO IT.
>> James: HERE'S A STORY FOR OUR VIEWERS IN NEW YORK.
TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY FOR NEW YORKERS TO RECEIVE A FREE
LOTTERY SCRATCH TICKET WITH A VACCINATION.
THE TOP PRIZE IS FIVE MILLION DOLLARS.
SO TRY YOUR LUCK.
OR, SKIP THE VACCINE AND REALLY TRY YOUR LUCK.
THIS COULD REALLY CHANGE THE BORING VACCINE CONVERSATION THAT
WE ALL, ISN'T IT, WHICH VACCINE DID YOU GET, POD ERNA, ANY SIDE
EFFECTSK $5 MILLION, WITH A SLIGHT HEADACHE.
SINCE MANY FAMILIES WERE APART LAST YEAR DURING THE HOLIDAYS,
THE UK SUPERMARKET CHAIN ALDI IS PLANNING TO RELEASE CHRISTMAS
PRODUCTS, LIKE MINCE MEAT PIES, IN JUNE, AS THE COUNTRY IS
OPENING UP.
THEY'RE CALLING IT JUNEMAS.
COUNTRIES HAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER SO BE SURE TO LEAVE SOME
PROSCIUTTO AND MELON AND APEROL SPRITS FOR SANTA.
MINCE PIE, PIGS IN BLANKETS WHICH ARE TYPICALLY HARD TO FIND
OUTSIDE OF THE CHRISTMAS SEASON LISTEN, IF THIS IS WHAT OPENS
THE DOOR TO YEAR-ROUND CADBURY CREÈME EGGS, I'M ALL FOR IT.
HAR IN AMERICA YOU CALL PIGS IN BLANKETS, WHAT WHAT IS THAT TO
YOU.
>> A SAUSAGE ROLLED UP IN A PANCAKE.
>> James: THAT IS NOT WHAT I DO.
>> IT IS A LITTLE PASTRY, YOU MEAN A LITTLE PASTEIE.
>> NO A HOT DOG IN A CROISSANT.
>> YOU WANT TO COME AT ME, COME AT ME, ALL RIGHT?
>> James: NO, I THINK YOU ARE BOTH SAYING THE SAME THICK.
IT IS IN PASTRY, A LITTLE, YOU HAVE A LITTLE MINI HOT DOG IN
PASTRY, THAT IS WHAT YOU CALL PIGS IF BLANKET.
>> YEAH.
>> James: IN BRITAIN WE HAVE PIGS IN BLANKET, MAINLY ON ON
CHRISTMAS DAY AND I'M AMAZED THIS HASN'T MADE IT TO AMERICA
BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN INVENTED IN AMERICA.
WE HAVE A SAUSAGE, SAUSAGE LUKE A PORK SAUSAGE WRAPPED IN BACON.
AND IT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING.
IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND MEET ANY PERSON IN HISTORY, IF
THEY SAID TO ME, YOU CAN TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND YOU CAN MEET
ANY ONE WHO HAS EVER WALKED THE EARTH, I WOULD GO BACK TO THE
GUY WHO WRAPPED A SAUSAGE IN BACON AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I
WOULD DO?
I WOULD JUST SHAKE HIS HAND.
AND I WOULD THANK HIM FOR WHAT HE HAS GIVEN US.
>> SOUNDS AMAZING.
>> James: YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY IT PETE, YOU UP FOR IT.
>> A FRANCHISSE, YOU TAKE A HOT DOG, HOT DOG STUFF IN CHEESE AND
WRAP IT IN BACON AND BROIL IT.
>> James.
>> I USUALLY DON'T COOK THEM, SOMEBODY ELSE DOES IT FOR ME.
>> James: HOW MANY-- CAN DO THAT.
IMAGINE IF WE FIND OUT THAT PETE IS ACTUALLY WORTH $750 MILLION.
HE LEAVES HERE IN HIS CAR, DRIVES HOME, IF WE FOLLOWED HIM
HOME ONE DAY WE WOULD KEEP GOING TO MALIBU AND SUDDENLY THE GATE
WAS OPEN AND IT WOULD BE THIS PAL ASHE YAL PLACE AND IS HE
LIKE HIS WIFE IS LIKE WHY DO YOU STILL GO.
AND HE GOES YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M JUST PASSING ABOUT, FILMING LATE
NIGHT.
A FRANCHEESEY.
>> YES [BLEEP] >> James: AND FINALLY, WE WANTED
TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS.
A BRITISH COUPLE LIVING IN FRANCE WAS SHOCKED TO FIND OUT
THAT THE GORGEOUS PATEÉ THAT THEIR DAUGHTER BOUGHT THEM AT
THE STORE, WAS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE FOR THEIR CAT.
THE FAMILY MOVED TO FRANCE IN 2015, I DID NOT EXPECT IT TO
HAVE THAT IMPACT ON SUSAN.
THEY MOVED TO FRANCE IN 2015 AND THEY STILL STRUGGLE WITH THE
FRENCH LABELS.
>> SO GROSS.
>> James: SO GROSSK ALTHOUGH TO BE FAIR I IMAGINE EATING CAT
FOOD IN FRANCE IS LIKE EATING AT RED LOBSTER.
I GET THAT THIS FAMILY STRUGGLES TO READ FRENCH, BUT SHOULDN'T
THE CAT ON THE LABEL BE A VISUAL CLUE?
QUUZ IF IT ISN'T ALL I CAN THINK IS THESE PEOPLE WERE THINKING
THEY WERE EATING PATE MADE FROM A CAT, CATE.
>> James: THE COUPLE SAID THEY WERE SO HORRIFIED ABOUT THE
MIXUP THAT THEY HAD TO WASH THE CAT FOOD DOWN WITH A BOWL OF
THIS INCREDIBLE NEW CEREAL THEY'VE BEEN EATING,
PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST.