- These are real texts from exes,
and here's the first one.
"I miss you," and they say, "I don't."
And they say "You'll never find someone like me,"
and they say, "That's the idea."
Yeah.
That's the whole point, right?
Bye-bye.
Here's another one, "Truth or dare."
"Truth." "Have you ever cheated on me?"
"I mean, dare. Darn. Autocorrect."
Here's the next one.
"Want to chill soon?"
"Maybe when you spell chill correctly, I'll think about it."
"Lol, never mind then."
"Add 'then' to the list too."
Ah.
Here's another one. "I love you.
"I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
"Just in case you already didn't know,
"I'm always here for you. I'll always care for you.
And then the next morning, "Sorry about last night.
I was drunk."
If your ex texts you something I should see,
please send it to me.