This week’s Kpop Music Monday we’re giving away three copies of the new Incredible CD with Xia Junsu’s “Incredible”
Holy smoky hot-dogs, are we ever happy with this song.
Start to finish, it’s a solid song, high energy, has great singalongability with the chorus
and a great summertime blockbuster feel to it.
It really felt like 2013 started off a bit slow for Kpop, but recently we’ve been getting some really good songs
and Junsu’s Incredible is definitely a kickass song for the summer.
Hi! And welcome back to fangurling with Fangurilla
I’m your host, Seungrina. HIII GIRLS.
Let me start off by saying this
Junsu, you’re back and you’re so hot!
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about!
You're so sexy when you wear shorts on top of long underwear
Are you challenging me, boy? I can rip both those off your body in one go!
With my teeth. Angh~
Yeah, you'd bite him too, wouldn't you?
Ok, so I want to know something. So this...Oppa-touching lady
She ugh... She had a camera with her. And when you were peeping on Junsu in his room.
Do you...uhh...have any pictures?
Because...if you do, I’d be willing to buy them off you. Please... I need those pictures. For...scientific purposes. *call me*
AND YOU BETTER RUN, COZ I WILL KILL YOU FOR TOUCHING MY JUNSU OPPA!
Hahahaha, joking, joking.
So that's it for this week's fangurling with Fangurilla!
And remember girls...
I'm not ugly, I'm exotic! *mwuah*
The video’s really cool as well, as it’s not only out of the box, but it’s out of the country
Awesome! And, I’m sure that some of you thought the same thing that we were thinking while we watched this video
look at all ‘dem foreign people!
We’re totally happy that Kpop is acknowledging its international-ness and is incorporating non-Korean people in their videos
But what we happen to find with most of the time is that when Kpop videos represent “international” crowds
it’s oftentimes an overwhelming amount of white people and a few black people, like we saw in that painfully awkward mess for Batoost’s Beautiful Night
and that’s not really an accurate representation of an international audience.
I feel like this Junsu video does it right.
His backup dancers alone are a much bigger mixture of people of different races and genders than what we see most of the time in Kpop videos
and the indoor party scene has black, white, and even asian actors and actresses!
I think it does a much better job of representing a non-Korean audience than most Kpop videos.
Good evening, welcome to EYK News, I’m your host, Finley McBigglesworth the 4th.
Top story tonight, police were called onto the scene in a West Beverly Hills home this afternoon
where a well-dressed hippy was initially charged with breaking and entering, but soon had the charges dropped in a bizarre twist.
The incident occurred during a party which was being held by a group of ridiculously attractive people in their early 20s
Seriously, who has a freaky six-pack like this?
What the f***?
Do you even eat food you ridiculous a** hole?
I could wash my clothing on your washboard-abs
The victim, Xia Junsu, claims that he was sitting alone in the bedroom and singing to himself like a weirdo
while the hot party was going on outside
when the hippy-girl entered through the window, became tangled in the curtains like an idiot
and then started taking pictures of Xia with a really old and questionable camera...like a freaky stalker.
Xia, who has a history of dealing with creepy stalkers, was terrified, and dialed 911.
Police quickly arrived on the scene, only to find that Xia was making out with the said stalker hippy-girl
because the girl was hot, and I quote, “it’s only creepy and scary when they girls are ugly.”
All charges against her were dropped.
This sends a message to his fans that being creepy might just land you some of Junsu’s SpaceShip candy.
*shakes head*
Next up, an in-depth look into music video make-out culture:
Who wears their shoes and socks in bed while making out?
Like seriously?
He’s literally squatting in bed with full shoes.
And he’s Korean. Everyone knows Korean people don ‘t wear shoes past their front door.
I gotta say, I often mention how SHINee and Infinite are my favorite dancers in the kpop scene
but I seem to forget to mention Junsu who slapped me across the face with this high energy fist punching leg thrusting dance
WHOA
And doesn’t it just seem like everyone in this video is really happy to be dancing in this video?
I can’t remember the last time I saw smiles and happy passion on everyone’s faces in a kpop video and it just makes it feel even cooler.
I wanna be in a Junsu video...I can wear a fish hat and I can shimmy around in the background.
And shake a noodle.
As for the English of the song, I’m giving this a...
3 out of 5.
I'm not even sure that was part o the dance.
Now I have no problem with Junsu’s pronunciation or even with his line “You put your swag on”
because as soon as I saw Junsu’ all gold suit I understood how someone could literally put their swag on.
Or... At least... I think so... Is that how you people put your swag on nowadays?
I'm... not sure...
BUT Quincy’s verse is just monkeyballs awful.
It's so uninspired and lazy, and totally ruins the energy of the rest of the song
But that’s not what I’m docking him for. I’m more concerned with the
“Shake your spaceship candy”
which isn’t just going to confuse ESL students from here to eternity, but also makes next to no sense to us native English speakers as well.
Junsu: first Kanye, now Quincy.
Both really bad additions to otherwise really great songs. 3 out of 5.
Last week we put 2NE1’s “Falling in Love,” against Sistar’s “Loving U” in a battle for best summertime video
and the winner is... I don't know, because Facebook stopped allowing polls.
And that was awkward timing. So...
I'm going to guess the win went to Sistar because a lot of people liked the beach scene better.
Plus it was Hawaii
This week we’re putting up Quincy vs Kanye in a showdown for the worst Junsu guest appearance ever.
And this week we’ve also got a different way to do polls outside of Facebook.
So head on over to our blog post!
You can vote there, and you can read more of our thoughts about this song and video, especially on Junsu’s Rolling Down his Sexy Window
We saw that. You saw that. I know what you were thinking.
Well, we like this song and video so freaking much, and we’re such fans of Xia and JYJ, that we’re going to give away three copies of Xia Junu's new CD.
If you want us to give one to you, here’s what you gotta do:
For our YouTube subscribers
Make sure you’re subscribed to our channel by clicking on the link here. We're only give away CDs to subscribers :D
Let us know in the comments why you think this song and/or video is incredible. Show Xia all your support and nasty Love.
For our Facebook People
First, like our Facebook page, then find our contest thread and give that a like
In the comments, OF THAT CONTEST THREAD, answer the same question
For our Twitter followers:
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We’ll pick three winners and announce them for next week’s Music Monday. And on that note, take it away Semi-Nasty Spudgy.
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